Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

Tell me your secrets Sup Forums...

You are completely anonymouse.

You are a faggot.
Ok now the secret, once one of my female friends fell sleep on my couch because she was tired, and because she has a cute face I started masturbating right next to her looking at her face, I don´t know if she was really sleeping but fuck it.

I put my dick in a kid's mouth no joke

why would you put your kid in a dick's mouth?

men that´s fucked up even for Bill Cosbi.

I'm an alcoholic, but in the early stages.When itry to stop I get really irritable and start snapping at people and overall being an asshole, but there's no evidence (that anyone can see) yet that I have a drinking problem. I'll probably be into chronic alocholism by the end of this year.

A lot of us did that as a kid.

>Be me: 17, popular in high school, play sports, lots of friends
>Dork in my HS is into computer games, Sup Forums, and drawing. He used to call himself Jamie, but now has announced to everyone that he wants to be called 'J.R.', since I guess 'Jamie' was kind of fem-sounding.
>I don't like this kid, so I just keep calling him 'Jamie' every time I see him. He kind of gets irritated, so I so it more and more.
>Start to stalk this kid and harass the shit out of him every time I see him.
>Get one of my gf's to msg him and tell him she like him. He buys it. Get her to invite him to a party. He comes.
>We all start laughing at him, calling him a loser, and I stat putting the beatdown on him. He's pretty big, but he's a wuss, so he gets his ass whupped and starts crying.
I finally grab him by the hair, and take my dick out in front of his face with like 20-30 other people watching. I tell him he's gonna suck my cock or we're all gonna kick the shit out of him.
>He actually starts to open his fucking mouth! He was gonna really do it.
I then SMASH him in the head and some other bros, throw him out of the house.
My hand is now broken.
>My dad is a lawyer, so we all agree on a story that he came over and was stalking the girl he came to see, we defended her, and he attacked me. My dad threatens to sue, and his dad winds up paying $1400 to us, about half of which I get to keep.
>4 weeks later I beat the shit out of him with my cast. He does nothing.

I don't know really, I just wanted to put my mouth on a dick's kid.

cycle path

I like kids in an inappropriate manner but I fucking hate them overall. You get me?

Like, holy hell stop screaming ans running around the floor I just need to pay my bills be fucking quiet!
Holy fuck why are you crying, your moms giving you her teat. Just suck it and shut up!
Can you guys fucking walk instead of running straight to me, I'm just passing through to pick up my little bro from school, I don't need ugly spawns of satan to bump into my dick.

But other than that, videos and pics of them are cute ;^)

Cool story bro.

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

you will be dead and no one will remember you in less than 60 years, its the only consolation I have for this story.

I like this

who doesn't

I don't. I'm not gay

Straight men.

When I'm around other people I act in a way that I think they like me. I've gotten pretty good at this, while doing this I'm scanning other people constantly looking for sings of rejection etc.
Worst thing is, that I've gotten to the point that I don't feel anything if there's no other person around and I can't really feel myself as a person.
Open to any advice

thats les

in a good relationship, gf does anything I ask her, but in love with my best friend(girl), why can't I be happy with what I have.

trans on female is some of the best porn out there if the traps know what they're doing. they often don't though :/

>Open to any advice

kill yourself faggot.

>girls sucking cock is gay

Stop doing it.

I heard my sister get pounded in her room next to mine by her boyfriend's friend. While she was saying no to her boyfriend that she didn't want to.

Bad english. Open to every advice

What do instead? I have no personal impulses and can't feel myself

Blackmail her

The English is fine. He's just responding to your request and giving you what he thinks you should do

God, I hope you die.

This is more common than you might think. Humans are social creatures, and it's natural to alter one's behavior to fit the expectations of the group. We hunger for approval.

The trick to being a fully realized human is...passion. Painting, camping, even video games - it doesn't matter what it is, you just need things to deeply care about and devote energy to. A sense of identity and self arises naturally from this.

Without passion, we are withered husks waiting for death.

>be me, be bi, no one knows
>wanna fuck everyone in my friendgroup

my moms fonger tried to friend me in the back of my car

I think her scumbag bf is already. She is stupid, this guy must be making money off guys banging her. I have to say, she has huge tits, which I've dreamt about :/

there you are user!

hey babe how u doing

My dad regularly used me for sex from the time i was 6 till I was 14 and mom never knew.

I'm male and yes, I am a faggot.

Ah, thanks. In this case he can go fuck himself

how long ago? did kids name start with s? when i was a kids i put a teenagers dick in my mouth

i ask because the way you say it.... i didn suck the dick.... just put it in my mouth

>I am a faggot.

thats not a secret. get out.

My gf was raped before I knew her. She has never told me. She hates rough sex but knowing her past turns me on so much when I use her that I can't stop. She is getting so broken that even if she tells me her past, I will be able to carry in fucking her how I like without her leaving me.

What she doesn't know is I've fucked her friend, who told me about my gf's past. We hook up when she's in town.

tricked a girl into sending nudes to a fake hacker and got her to pose to punish her for cheating on me over 3 years. we were online dating

I have been in an incestuous relationship with my stepmom and real sister for years. Have fucked 2 female cousins and one aunt (on my real mom's side). Now I'm married and go to see my stepmom at least twice a week for sex and still fuck my older sister whenever she comes back to town. I tried stopping this because I really love my wife and don't want to hurt her. Am thinking about moving very far away to get out of this cycle.

Get rejected by someone you fancy. You'll realise its not useful to base your happiness on other peoples approval. Also get hobbies that you enjoy and put in the effort to get really fucking good at something. If you don't feel anything you are depressed. See a therapist.

I killed a homeless man under a bridge cause I wanted to know what it was like killing someone. Don't worry. I followed him for a few days. Druggie. rotting away. Did him a solid

They know. You smell like alcohol. You can't escape it.

I shot a man to see what killing somone would be like. I'd thought about and planned it for years never really thinking I'd do it. One night I said that this was it. I drove four hours to another state got out of my truck. Walked up behind the first guy I saw and shit him in the head. Ran to my truck and took off. Life time of regret and depression ever since.

I took my sister's best friends virginity. She used to come around and idolise me, so one day, I laid her down on the bed, and fucked her slowly. They stopped talking after that, lucky for me.

Bunch of jealous LOSERS! :D

>When I'm around other people I act in a way that I think they like me

Everyone who isn't seen as an aspie does this.

If we could act the way we just felt we'd be in prison.

I'm 24, and since high school 3 past friends have been murdered, 6 have overdosed, and 4 have committed suicide. It's starting to get to me.

Same

I cheated on You.
She moaned and came so hard while I was deep inside her.
It turned me on.
It turned me on so fucking much
The thought of me fucking someone behind your back
The realization that she wants me more than you do
That she lusted after me so fucking bad.
The realization that you're sitting at home alone while I was here deep inside her making her cum
It made me so fucking hard. And I laughed.
I laughed after I came all over her because she took it like a slut. And I knew you can't handle it like she did.
That you couldnt do what she did.
And it felt fucking good.
It felt fucking amazing knowing that you were alone and I was here fucking someone who wants me to be with her again this weekend
And that doesn't give a fuck about the drama.
She lusts after me.
It made me smile a huge grin after she wiped my cum off of her.
Knowing that she made me cum harder and better than you ever did.
It made me happy knowing I have someone other than you now
Happy because I don't have to depend on your abuse anymore
Happy because I know someone actually wants me in their fucking world
I fucking despise you.
I want to cause as much pain as possible like you've done to me
That every moment died inside
Is every moment I will spend with her
Inside of her
Touching every curve and part of her body.
Running my hands down her body just like I did with yours
Spreading her legs just like I used to do yours
But making her cum. More than once.
More than you did
Harder than you did
With every spasm and fiber of her being in complete ecstasy.
Unlike you.
I told her I loved her. And always will.
Guess who
Its Cat
Remember her?
The girl who called me on our date?
The girl who kept texting me because she missed me?
I missed her.
And even after you destroyed my life she was still there waiting.
She was there ready to feel me inside her.
And to feel my emotions.
And to understand me.
I make it seem like you understand me for who i am
You don't. You never did.

My current girlfriend sexually abused me in primary school. She sucked my dick dry, gave me hand jobs during class, dry humped me.

i lie on the internet.

im also a fairly attractive girl.

You're next

Where the fuck do u live? Move out faggot

I fucking hate every fiber of your being
And the day I tell you this is the day you will to
But for now I love to play the part
I love to lie to you
Fuck you cunt
You desperate fucking bitch
You don't know me st all
I wish we couldve worked out
But you let it get here
So fuck you
While in at my cousins this weekend ill have her over in the evening and fuck her again just like she wanted me to
And every moment ill think of you
And ill laugh.

green

age?

I sometimes pleasure myself watching women whom I find attractive perform sexual activities on the internet.

top kek

No drugs here, so I won't OD.
I'm trying to keep my depression under control.
As for murdered, someone I graduated HS with shot two people recently, they were both admitted to the ICU.
BF & GF, the bf dyed yesterday or the day before.
It's almost been a week and the guy that murdered them is still out there.
I'm low-key worried about running into him b/c he knows I know him.

Might an hero lads. Its been fun.

Thinking off slitting my wrists in the backyard but I don't want it to be too traumatizing. / have the possibility of my nephew seeing me.

Faggit

on he plus side you also had at least 13 (hehe superstitious? hope not) friends

i only have one friend from highschool (heres hoping i never lose him hes quite possibly the only goo hing to happen in my entire life)

When he's sleeping, glue his eyes shut then finish the job

USA
I live in a town that has been listed near the top in several of the "America's Most Miserable Cities" lists.

i think the possibility of traumatizing the kids th live with me is the only reason i havent ended it myself

Kill yourself before he can get to you. He could be watching you rn and you'd never know

I was 22 and she was 19, but known her for 5 years

I'm the one who let the dogs out back in the days.. people have been asking about it..

Trips & dubs, also.. nice to finally know!

My mum made me a sissy faggot and i enjoy it.
She sits on my face naked for near hours.
She recently bought a strap-on that she fucks me with regually.
She bullies me constantly, calling me names while i bathe or take a shit/piss.
She locks me in a dog cage if i don't obey and makes me eat dog/cat food and fuck a dragon dildo that cums, its a fancy dildo.
I do everything around the house for her, like cooking, cleaning and she may slap my ass and fuck me deep with 9"-10" dildos till my knees are weak.

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

Yes but maybe I'm too much of that. Maybe have to become more aspie

I work for a people trafficker doing odd jobs in the destination country for their trade and helping out their main guy on this side. I get to fuck some of the women occasionally. The pretty ones end up as prostitutes, the ugly ones go into factories, domestic service, or just passed on to other traffickers "no questions asked". It's a shitty business but it's paid my mortgage off inside 5 years.

I'm 21 but I fucked a 16y/o in the back of my car, but fuck it, that's completely legal in my state

My ex of 4 years left me 3 months ago for someone new and every day I still fight myself to stop from killing myself so that I can one day change to get her back.

...

Haha, that's true. I've always tried to have a lot of friends to avoid spending time by myself.
I will say, that I had drifted off from most of these people before their departure.
I do have 3 current really close friends.
I know that 2 of them suffer w/ depression, and I can't even begin to imagine the feelings that would go trough my head if I lost any one of them.
I would absolutely need to seek therapy.

i had skype sex with the ugliest fucking twitter whore ever named jackie.
i'm completely ashamed.

> It's a shitty business but it's paid my mortgage off inside 5 years.

well in that case... its alright then.

I secretly wish I could do this to almost every kid in my school, and 90% of the faggots on Sup Forums.

HAHAHAHA XDXDXDXD

i made an app that can activate the mic of anyone on my fb profile who has chat enabled.i can hear them,but they can't hear me.might sell it,might delete it.

>get her back
>get back at her

ftfy

if she ust left for someone new you don't need her

Okay, Cartman

kek. I'll get right on that.

Kill yourself. She's not coming back. She left for a reason faggot

spent everyday for the past three months thinking about becoming a male prostitute

>My ex of 4 years left me 3 months ago for someone new and every day she sucks his dick and swallows his seed and has no idea im still alive.

Femanon. Sometimes do stupid things. Once on a jog, went up to a group of five guys at a campsite, no one around, sat and joined them, got talking to them. Was feeling a good vibe, took my shorts and panties off and kept talking as normal. They were like huh??????? Said to them 'do whatever you want to me guys'.
They were slow to react and seemed shocked, so I said it again as I hitched my knees up. Finally one of them cottoned on, he got in between my legs and started playing with my pussy.
Got the fucking of a lifetime. They treated me well. At one point I needed a break, they stopped and let me rest.
Was real sore at the end of it, but a good sore, like when you've had a big workout at the gym and your body aches. Got a lift home from one of them. Well, not home, the shops around the corner.
Walked in the door and got my husbands dinner ready.

mate just kill yourself

I met with a girl yesterday with who I have been friends with for one year. I like her very much but found out yesterday that she has feelings for some guy I don't know. Nevertheless when we were talking about our future jobs she laughed and joked that she'll become my wife later. She did this twice this week. Is this a sign?
I'm fucking broken right now. I think I love her

I would've voted Hillary if she wasn't so pro gun control.

I'm a male nurse. For years I sold drugs that are used for date rape that I stole from work. I sold at raves and college bars. Then one day I decided why not try using them on someone. That thought lead me down a rabbit hole I can't escape. I rape women and girls about once every three weeks to a month but it used to be longer in between. I'm getting more and more frequent as I continue not getting caught. I'm very soon going to boil out f control.

most women enjoy a good rape every now and then, so i think you are ok for now.

hah you're fucked in the head. i love it.