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gooby-GSP WHEN

WONDERBOY

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GSP

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

49-1

Would gsp have been impressed with bispings most recent performance?

What's wrong with just one slice of pizza, you can eat junk on emedded no problem, ask Pettis

If you can dream- -and not make dreams your master;
If you can think- -and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

wonderboy won

CONCEIVE

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on! '

rudyard bisping, ladies and gentlemen

How many push ups can you do /heem/?

I just did 30 but I think I could do 40.

My favourite poem desu

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings- -nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And- -which is more- -you'll be a Man, my son!

BELIEVE

Cut it out

Remember when bisping was defending his title defense against hendo saying he wanted to avenge his loss and he's going to fight all the top contenders after that?

youtube.com/watch?v=t9sDef2JnKk

ACHIEVE

wonderful

how did gsp manage to go for a championship belt when he hasnt fought in years?

>GSP vs Bisping
I honestly feel bad for Yoel and Jacare

CONCEIVE

Because he's gonna make hella ppv money

Remember when the bald UFC """"""""""""president"""""""""""""""""""" lied again

That was good

Bisping never once denied fighting Yoel.

Why would you feel bad for roidboys?

Is gsp going to wear shitty reebok gear or shitty under armour gear?

Will Yoel take the risk to fight someone like Whittaker as Maia did in the meantime?

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BELIEVE.

BisGOD bless

were you surprised?

I was not

>#3

What's your problem with this fight ? Shouldn't you be mad at Cub vs Artem instead ?

Is wonderbra fighting too soon after his beating? How could his medical suspension have been so short to allow him to train again even?

Just wasn't their destineh

MW interim belt coming right up senpai

Maia's earned it. Masvidal is a literal who

Can't I be mad at both?

>Masvidal is a literal who
Do you post on /asp/ by any chance?

*black man smiling meme*

Can't lose the title if you never fight the top contenders.

I believe in Maia but it would be extremely sad to see him lose now tbqh.

>gsp vs weidman
can a fight create more /heem/ infighting?

Everyone knows who the real champ is anyway.

>be mad at Cub vs Artem

why tho

oh, I see

but why though

it's literally the memiest thing around

conor will be cornering lolbov so swanson can literally call him out at 155 after mauling t-rex into the oblivion realm

WMemEs

I got you fampai

Sure you can

Ngannou isn't top 5 and would fuck up Stipe

>Can't lose the title if you never fight the top contenders.
Rockhold did lol

So other options for Maia would be
>waiting on a title shot
>Lawler who is lost in action
>Condit who he just dominated, possibly ino retirement
>Magny who is also literally who, 1-1 in his to last fights, one heem loss one bullshit dec win
>Masvidal who's coming off a great win and got some publicity with it

>MW interim belt coming right up senpai
>Masvidal is a literal who
heem off to a bad start today

>it's Jacare v Yoel again

Yeah he beat cowboy. So?

Enjoying those prelims prelims?

see what happened, lads?

we have fresh shitposting material for months to come

dana is literally the visionary president we need but don't deserve

sorry mr. coker

Fuck it, why not an interim belt for Romero - Rockhold and an interim interim for Jacare - Mousasi 2

DELET

This is actually absurd.

Bisping was ranked #4.

lol

Fucking assassinate Woodley and then fight wonderboy for the title

>implying Ngannou will have a title shot soon.

WME will probably make Stipe fight a NFL linebacker at this point or Shaq

So you do post on /asp/

Him beating Cowboy wasn't exactly an upset.

youtube.com/watch?v=SbHR7GfBCpg
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new embedded lads

>Implying the Russian Hammer wont flatten that chump
Do you even flow bro?

Who /Misha/ here ?

>So you do post on /asp/
God you're.. an experience

what is going on in that thumbnail?

Just admit it dude.

wew lad, cheers kumpel

he already beat magny man

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Would GSP vs Silva make more money than Bisping?

>A weaboo who posts on /asp/
Damn what an awful combo dude.

GSP is going to get heemed so badly against Bisping.

Fuck Bisping has had the luckiest run in UFC history. He would lose to anyone in the top 15 yet he gets the easiest fight ever against Greasy Smeared Petroleum for $$$. He can retire on top after he wins and be a permanent UFC legend with a star greater than GSP and Anderson.

Is water wet?

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202ers are real my guy.

fuck gay shit poop

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Previous thread: News:

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

calm down dude its not serious lmao

Early stoppage

no

Do you also post on /asp/?

Why does this webm cut out the part where he taps? That's literally the best part.

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She looks like South Park character in that photo

Thanks

kek

Is Khabib's eye a bit fucked?

lel

Khabib doesn't want to kiss Taylor Swift ?

Dagestan is legitimately next to Chechnya man, be a hard people in those parts

Bisping is officially ducking the MW division, you can't deny it at this point. Bisping fans will defend this.

>it's a meme doctor episode

>people call tyron a ducker
but bisping is le funny quick witted man so he gets a pass xD

Is this the same guy who put balloons up Garbage's nose ?