Roast me

Roast me

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Tits or gtfo

Dick or gtfo

Vagina or gtfo

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Trips or gtfo

Butthole or gtfo

Oink Oink mother fucker, I like my pig nose.

3/10 so far, lets see that ass.

Let's see your cock.

Nice pimped on your chest, got more on that yeasty tang of yours?

I always post my cock, but i dont have a camera right now sorry.

Well I dont have what to roast...you are decent looking (or at least the girl in pic).

Cheers.

brush your hair faggot

useless

It's a dude dumbass.

Seriously though, why do you look like a burns victim who had a botched facial reconstruction surgery.

Read what i've wrote again, user.

Your face looks like a face

I aint posting that senpai and this is the last naughty pic I'm gonna do
Don't listen toI'm a girl with a dick.
Because I had horrible acne because I'm intersex and my hormones have been fucked my whole life as a result

Are you a dude?

You look like a blonde Michael Jackson with a heroin problem. Cunt.

If you stuffed a bunch of fucking metal shards up your nose and sneezed, it would fucking kill somebody.

Great, your "ass" looks like a kicked in potato.

Literally not worth the effort to type this response. You want roasted? Get prettier, then ask.

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Did you change sex 'cause of a small dick or because uncle terry slipped a thumb in shitter every bath time?

I dont care if you are a girl or a boy or whatever.
Is a person is good looking is good looking. I know that guys dont like to accept the fact that sometimes they do see another guy and go. Well that guy is well cut and well dress and taller than me I bet he gets more pussy than me...
but NO...that would be GAY to admit it..
And yet they go home...open pc...get on Sup Forums and type something like this:
First off if YOU dont like him/her because he's a DUDE...get the fuck out. NOBODY cares about your oppinion.

Nice, i change my 3/10 to a 5/10. I would smack that. Wish you would bend over just a little more

Congrats for your life accomplishments. Which are, basically, keep being alive and not die in order to write here showing up how dumb you are.

Are you a girl?

ayylmao

The faggot asked to get roasted, so they obviously care about my fucking opinion.

Wow. Like if I say yes you would belive without tits and timestamp.

And ofc If I say no then I am a faggot and bla bla bla
Right?

This is girl.

Nice tits you fucking perv.
Can you look at your father eyes taking into account what you have become?

Just accept the fact that you're opinions and emotions are only worth as much as the meat on your chest and between your legs. Now post pics or fuck off

I do brush my hair it just naturally goes crazy, but I know I seriously need a hair cut
Not the first person to compare my to MJ
Hey, I didn't say it was any good. I'm a fat bastard that hasn't excersied in like 4 months, ofcourse it looks like shit lmao.
Trying too, plus this is a pick without makeup so I could show my true ugliness
lmao, well I'm only 3 inches and my dick is basically completely broken (but I honestly don't like it anyway) and tbh I do have some history growing up but i'm not here to talk about that :P
aww, thanks sweetie
hope your nappy, final pic I swear.
Top kek
Not really lmao, but my dad is weird and Bipolar so I don't really care.
why would they have to post pics for you when everybody knows you're only a faggot here to try and get some dick pics from me.

Roasting is one thing...calling he's a dude...all thou you know...and trying to be the smart ass is another. I always see anons saying about others in roast me (threads which I dont really understand) saying all the "bad things"but I wonder how do they look. Most likely they are uglier than the one posting. But you see if people cant see you then clearly you might as well be Brad Pitt, right?

oops

PS, anybody here listen to $uicideboy$?

I never said I would post myself because I would never ttimestamp.
I dont have anything to proove. Just making conversations.

And @op, thanks to me it got really interesting here.
Hahaha.

Post butthole

Are you a dude who looks like a girl, or a girl who looks like a dude?

shut up faggot, stop white knighting this mental patient.

nice
whats in the Tupperware?
yaah favorite song by them mine is exodus / dead batteries

why? you are a nice looking man.

Do you have a tight little butthole?

hahaha. Lets make a deal.
You post yourself with timestamp and I will post one of mine.
Shall we?

eat a dick faggot.

Do it already

Just what I tought and said here:
Also user...white knight? Wasn't I a girl few posts above?

So many offended n triggered tumblrina fags on here.

I have a boy tinkle
It's a model of a Nazi plane that my boyfriend got at a recent airshow and dead batteries is awesome. my fav is probs sarcophagus II because of how fast ruby goes in that song.
Top tier shit right there
tbh yeah
Tell me about it, fucking fags/
NO ¬.¬
lmao, it continues.

send nudes to my email plz

I made no such claims about your gender other than pointing out OP is a dude.

You are a guy with a dick. Girls don't have dicks. Ever.

I'm flattered but I really can't
b-but my paperwork says miss...

I would let you suck my raging cock.

Send them to my snapchat then m8, cheers

Actually forget it, write me a letter and post me nudes along with it.

cute face

So you're a faggot. Kill yourself.

So, anyone get a timestamp?

you're not gonna believe me but I don't have a smart phone :P
What ever helps you justify your beliefs.
ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY LEGITNESS BOI!!!???

Where are you from? Asking for a friend...

totes

Ok so do we get nudes or do you just want general attention?

This is Sup Forums, so yes.
Write the date and "lil fuck toy" on your palm.
Hold it by your face when you take the pic.

UK, south east to be exact. I have a lot of gypsy blood though :P
Can somebody please explain to me this watch BS?

ok, gimme a sec

The "White knight"..darn that makes me laugh.
Anyway they are really cheap...go there...its a must....NOT :)

LOL about UK. I am about to go there 3 months with work related stuff. In Birmingham area. For a project. pretty darn well paid as well.

The White Knight.........ress

It's a bot I think. And probably a scam.

Of course it is. See my sarcasm here:

No matter what you do, no ones gonna love you for you.
It's always to fulfill their fantasies.
Sleep tight, my prince

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just passing through but $b are dope. have a nice day

Post a clip of your voice? I feel a little creepy asking for this.

NIGGER FUCK YOU IM OFFENDED!!!

ugly as fuck

Who are you threatening to fuck? I certainly wouldn't resist.
My body is ready......

post feet bb

Heh. Time to go it seems I offended the OP.
Anyway nice talking. and as a fact: Maybe I was a white knight because I honestly thought you were decent. And joining the interesting side of things (even thou only halfway) but I would have still digged you. (i play for my team sometimes)

Also this guy: You chicken out on the challange.

Darn forgot to attach.

During a workout a few months ago.
If you wouldn't have chickened out MAYBE i would have timestampped.

Wow...
Very pretty

Here you go mandem!
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Spread pussy please.

holy shit what a fucking shit voice
feel sorry for you man/woman/transgender/retard whatever

Thanks. I liked the end part when you told us to go fuck ourselves.

you're cute, and your voice gave me the bone
english ?

I and the other guy said about BOT regarding the watches. These are posted by some BOT on most threads and its a scam.

You got offended for nothing.

Thanks but I am NOT the subject here.

This, even if you cut your dick off and create a man vagina your you ether have an xy or xx in your chromosomes.

lmao, please don't think I'm offended.
I just want to note that I did a bong rip like 5 mins ago so it did make it more croaky than normal.
Yep
I. WASN'T. ACTUALLY. OFFENDED.

That's cool
I just think you are fucking hot, that's all.
Think you might start a thread some time?

8/8 would throat fuck violently, if you're ever looking for a root I travel to England once a year for 6 weeks

whereabouts in England, sounds southern, and hot as hell. could you post moar tits plz.

They why did you told me to FUCK OFF?

>I just want to note that I did a bong rip like 5 mins ago

Now you turned a hater in to a friend

Stoners are always welcome

No but seriously what the fuck is going on with your body ? So you are a man with female hormone or what? Or the opposite?

Roast you because of your pig nose? Or roast you so your thin ass eyebrows can be burnt off completely and arguably that would be better than how they are now?

>I'm a girl with a dick.
>Dick
>Girl
You are mentally retarded.

You know that pose people do where they sit on there feet? Could you do that and talk dirty to me with your accent. Kinda askin for a lot here sorry.

Looks like a jail house Marilyn Monroe tat on your arm. You're a garbage human being.

Not into those. I dont know what have gotten into me to post that anyway. Temporarely lack of judgement on my part but got pissed by that guy and a bit by OP for telling me to fuck off with no reason.