What was your nickname at school?

What was your nickname at school?


They called me snake

Waitrose

Fat face, cause my head was a little bigger then my body

Pepperoni

judy mcdudy.

Target Tugger, Jerkin Cock Pennys and Wacking Walmart

Blitz

big dick

alpha stud man 5000

Faggot

Shaft
The movie came out when we were like in 6th grade and then I told people to call me shaft because I'm like him so everyone did

nutty (translated), because my surname starts with (translated) nut

later, some called me neanderthal, because my arm hair was darker, unlike of the blonde boys that had practically invisible arm hair

Freck Freckington

Asian afro

Hagrid, cuz I was fat, ugly, had long hair and dressed like a bum. Pretty much everyone at that school called me that.

Gay Day - wasnt even gay, i just had an unfortunate second name and a high voice.

Cucky Chucky

Larry

Psycho.

Two guys like to fuck with my house- tp it, egg it, spraypaint it. We'd sent police to their parents, but all they'd said was that they were joking around.

One day, as per chores, I was assigned to trim the hedges. Not with shears, mind, but with an electric hedge trimmer.

Which, to someone who doesn't know the difference, looks very much like a chainsaw.

As I'm beginning to rev up said trimmer and walk around to the front, both said boys have pulled up and are throwing eggs at my dad's car.

Reflexively, I squeeze the trigger for the trimmer harder.

So both of these assholes see me, pissed, stomping towards them with what they think is a buzzing chainsaw.

They burned rubber out of there, running over a stop sign and narrowly avoiding t-boning a car at the intersection.

And so rumor spread that if you fucked with me enough, I would come after you with a chainsaw.

I did nothing to try and quell these rumors.

White Kid

95% of the school was white, but I was decidedly the whitest

Juice
>because I brought some juice in a sports bottle when I forgot breakfast

Were you on Sup Forums a few days back?
Greentext?

They called me Mr. Glass

phädäss

B-man

Sasquatch

Or faggot

Nerd, because I was your stereotypical nerd. Anti-social, excellent grades, skinny, glasses, etc.

Now like two of them faggots that used to bully me work under me and call me boss.

Bill Gates was right. Life's good, lad.

had none cause nobody noticed me

Fatty. Just Fatty. I responded to it, too.

Jewfro

Notice me senpai

Snow White because I have a very pale skin and blue eyes and blond hair.

loner

We got a bill gates here folks

Bruiser

They called me 'ponyboy' the year before that.

C-sharp, Conrad, Condor, C-man, Kanye, Mr. C, The Conman, Faggot

Sonny Moore. I had the same scene haircut >.>

Mandingo

people still call me that

Peter Potter

middle eastern type shit. Osama. Hussein what have u

i ain't even I'm all a beaner just dark skin

Honduras
>tfw i'm recognized as a country

Good news is I didn't have a nickname at school.
Bad news is my name is Afjez Fated.
So, I guess I didn't need one.

My last name is Ducklin, so I had a lot.
Duckling, Ugly Duckling, mister duck, mister goose, and my least favorite, Dickling. fucking Dickling.

Tubby, as in Tubby McTubskin, as in the Fat Fuck

MY FRIENDS CALLED ME COACH!!

Perfesser. Because I always knew the answer when called on by the teacher.

My last name is Madragon, so it morphed from

-Man Dragon
-Dragon
-Drag
-Trogdor (as in the Homestar Runner cartoon)
-Trog
-Troggy
-Back to Man Dragon once I was in college

My nickname was "Dick" because my first name is "Richard". Was annoying at first in the 21st century and felt bad about it, but then got over it and now I'm pretty much used to it.

Red pidoras

They called me "getsMCcheck'em" No idea why though.

Except on grammar I assume

Kek

Fuckface. They still call me that

Fatfuck, yeah, i miss those times.

Fat frog before I could fight
Bear after I could fight

The evolution of nicknames always makes me laugh

crashed into a bench in front of the school that was completely rotten, so it exploded everywhere.

they were going to remove it anyways, said that I actually helped them clear it without having to raise money to pay someone.

They called me Crash.

I love that movie

Nickname was Gimpy

they called me carpet

Ponyboy

Did you know Stinky and Brooklyn?

Whitey?

Soph, short for Sophie.

Strawberry Shortcake because I have strawberry blonde hair and I was shorter than most others my age at the time.

Beerdrinker, because I drank it in any time, be it 6:30 or 1AM

Mine was Goq

I trust you are now in a heavy metal band called Madragon. If not, what are you waiting for??

The black kids on my track called me catdog. To this day I have know clue why.

biggus dickus
and I no longer work there

oh I also got my braces off right before going into highschool, so one chick used to call me Nice Teeth, which later morphed to NT.

after the Crash, some people would also call me TNT.

Before school bully incident : Cutey Face
After school bully incident : The Vampire

>School bully comes over and hits me because I look like a cute girl
>I bite the bully HARD and draw blood, mess up his forarm.
>He almost faints and needs stitches.
>Being shunned for biting, called a monster by a teacher.
>The Vampire was born.
>No one ever messes again with the cute little boy with the sharp canines.

you sound cute. cute story.

Faggot

Gato

>black kids

They're niggers you libcuck.

EInstein
Bob bricoleur
Psychopath
HEY YOU
Welder
Steampunk
Death parade
Croakroach
ZOmbie
Hermit
White shit
Mad men
Crazy
Faggot
Teacher of teacher
No please don't kill me
Mr unknown
Iron smith

mine was literally assface

Łysy,Łysiu,Łukasz

It was faggot.

Bearbane trought middle school. Got into too many fights to count and beat up a guy who was three years older than me.

Tall guy troughout highschool.

Bill Gates ALERT!!!!!!!!!

Demonius the Stubborn and Incorrigible

I hung out under the stairs

...

everyone called faggot or stupid kid. worst 15 years of my life. i wonder if other home schooled kids experienced the same.

topkek

Haha.

That's a long time ago. Not cute in any way any more. I'm 6'33 ft high and weight over 150kg now.

I became a psychic vampire and drain people of hope and fun.
Though the people call me not vampire anymore.

It's The Big Empty now. Because I can drink and eat and there is no end.

For better or worse, no one talked to me, so nothing

I approve you.

Mark the mint man

Not my nickname, but
>fat brown chick
>tall
>uni brow
>hairy as fuck
>I'm high as shit nearly passing out
>she walks in the room and i bolt up in my chair
>yell "Sasquatch!" cuz I'm startled
>class dies laughing

Sasquatch was born

Of all the things that didn't happen at school, this is the thing that didn't happen the most

S-same

My name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

>drain people of hope and fun

dude, sounds like you're just a really cringy friend people learn to ignore, you should go back to being a secret gay dude.

Stabbers. Don't know why.

Whatever you say, [spoiler]Sawyer[/spoiler].

>middle school/early high school: "shorty"

Didn't really bother me because I am fairly short, 5'6'' is my final height.

>later in high school (in drumline): "monster"

Started the year I played tenors, because the drums were as big as me but I could still keep up. (They weighed about 50 pounds, but we'd play for hours every school every day)

King midget (no joke)

Mack
K-mac
Big Mac
K-money
Mack truck
Mack sauce
Mack attack
Mackelberg
Mackelstein...ironic because myd disdain for jews
Macktacular
Mackastic
Mac'lovin