Mayonnaise is too spicy of a condiment for me

mayonnaise is too spicy of a condiment for me

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you're clearly a nigger because it is common knowledge all white people love mayo.

You've clearly never met a slav.

that's racist

kako si?

I'm white as snow, and mayo is a gift from god. The best thing ever. I suspect you might be a nigger despite your dubs.

Have you tried Japanese mayo? It's Devine.

I actually enjoy listening to the backstreet boys

Been pulled over by the police twice

>Didn't get shot

I'm depressed

Easy
I hate niggers.

Mayonnaise was invented by whites and originally included raw mustard, you're a faggot.

I'm white because I say so, and I feel superior to everyone else when I'm walking the streets.

actually have been pulled over by the police three times during the same warrant for an arrest, they all let me go with a "warning"

So do a lot of black people and most Asians

Ain't it great being white

I don't like black people, because they make me feel uneasy. I always assume they're looking for an opportunity to start shit with someone.

I realized after I posted. Everyone hates niggers lol.

My dad didn't leave

i broke into a house to borrow sugar

work, pay bills, dont do crime, and if i kill niggers, i do it legally, in shit countries. Im white. Actually, make that aryan masterrace god.

>trash products at trash price

whitepure.powerclique.com

I eat wonderbread

im 22 unemployed living at home currently playing runescape

i dont fuck and dash

Nope

i work for my dad at our family owned business

Ayyyyyyy my guy

This proves that you're a jew, not that you're white...

I think we may have a Winrar. To confirm, you have a dad who didn't abandon you?

Same

I hate black people.

I have a blacked.com subscription

Racism isn't some unique characteristic for white people. My Mexican grandpa was a huge racist for most of his life and hated most races.

I know my father

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I hate niggers, burgers, asians and jews!

this goes good on basically everything

i hate the hate i get from people who assume im racists for being white, they havent even talked to me long enough to figure out i am racists, they just assume, stupid niggers.

I work in a bank and i'd beat my child if he ever fucked a girl before marrying her.

Try to be more white than this, also , pray to mother maria faggot.

I have a tiny cock and get more money then any other race

I am gainfully employed.
I have never comitted a felony.
I legally own firearms and know how to responsibly operate and maintain them.
I don't have any children to unwed mothers whom I'm not paying child support to.
I grew up with my father in the home and he was employed.
I believe in merit and ability as opposed to identity politics based hiring practices.
I graduated high school and attended college.
I entered the army based on choice rather than lack of options.
I like Asian women.

I live in Appalachia, and do not fear for my life.

Keckled in the sheckles.

I can actually pronounce the word "ask" instead of saying it as "axe"

im addicted to meth and love to fuck my little sister in the ass hole

I can get a tan and pay my taxes

I don't use Facebook, twitter, tumbler, instergram, or any of that other bullshit.

I train for triathlons instead, and sail boats for enjoyment.

It sure is

You sound like either an American white person or an Australian black person.

I can't compete

"i can never find khakis in my size, the church never made me feel ashamed of who i am, bible camp is something i keep in the closet"

-a white comedian

>mayo too spicy
Are you an imbecile?

>>>>SHGGY

I'm secretly afraid of black people and avoid them whenever I can, especially eye contact

I have a small dick

I am not responsible for anything I do ever because I am me. And only I am allowed to not be responsible because all the others aren't me. Also my penis is small.

Am I doing it right?

Couldn't agree more. God tier mayo.

I enjoy pumpkin things, like beer and pie

about to chuck some on some cheese toasties, fuck yeah

MODS MODS MODS

Damn so jelly right now. Gonna buy some more tomorrow.

the shit that white people do

youtube.com/watch?v=Z6EZVJG4Gs4

that doesn't prove anything
>black on black crime

dobri, ti?

kek

>Who can believe this giveaway?

desktime.karlosb.com

We snitch on everyone!

We dont buy Jordans we buy stocks!

I didn't need to try very hard to get a high paying job

i am not mad at my kids when they bring home school tests with bad marks to me and my wife.

fpbp

WHen we get mad we dont fight and loot we send aggressive emails!

I have natural camouflage when standing against most walls naked

damn, the guy that got stuck between the SUV and the car

I'm beta.

nigger spotted

Im vegan but i still buy mobile phones made child labor and the blood of indigenous peoples around the world

no, since when niggers know their kids?

I tan at a tanning salon (I don't actually, I'm just saying that).

I have money in my bank account.

I don't know anything about nigger kids. Maybe you can enlighten me, nigger.

My ancestors taught your ancestors how to read

i hate jews

I have 2 extra nipples

My Dad's name is Stephen and he has been married to my mother for over 30 years.

sounds like a cuck thing to do. Still doesn't mean your mum wasn't impregnated by a niqqa.

i want to have sex with dogs, horses and my sister all at the same time while wearing crocks

I pay taxes

a man of noble and lofty ambitions, sure you're not a little bit black ?

>filename

Thats pretty fucking whit, put 'er there

>Prove I'm white

I can swim, not on welfare, and only get warnings when pulled over for speeding.

I work hard.

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Nigger detected.
Where's your dad Tyrone?

A) I don't know
B)Jail

Pick one.

white people are legendarily bad at anything athletic though, especially swimming

I'm white because when a girl of a different color turned me down for a black guy I got physically angry because how could she turn down genetic superiority for a nigger

this is true... i guess we can drop the swimming meme.

Same nigger detected.
Tyrone go hom.... Lol you don't even have a home.

I sometimes wear polo shirts. I play guitar. I know how to swim, and enjoy avocado on my toast.