Risk Thread
Rules:
-Alliances are allowed, alliances must be declared ended before attacking one another with a 1 turn margin
-Role playing is encouraged
-If players are inactive for 3 turns they will be removed and their spots are given to lurkers.
-if players act like a bitch they get treated like a bitch
To join:
>Name
>Color(if not taken)
>Starting location
lets get this going Sup Forumsros
>Green (pine tree state)
>Maine
>The Regime of Paul LePage &Co
Actually wanna change my name to
>The Regime of Paul LePage & the Princes of New England
Updates:
Player added: The Regime of Paul LePage & the Princes of New England
cmon people join up
>Red
>Iceland
>MoonLand Happyest place on Earth "or else"
>Orange
>Alaska
> Die Oranje Vrystaat
Updates:
Player joined: Die Oranje Vrystaat (Orange) in Alaska
Player joined: MoonLand Happyest place on Earth "or else" (Red) in Greenland (not iceland)
A few more players and I'll get started
OP
The crusader Commune
city of angels (LA)
yellow or random
Thunder From Down Under
Southern Tip of South America
Teal
Updates:
Player Joined: The crusader Commune (yellow) in southern Cali
Player Joined: Thunder from down Under (teal) in southern Chile
Officially Taking moves
OP
>crusader
take over LA, spill into new mexico or arizona whatever it is
Go North
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
i mean take over california
>MoonLand
I want to spread in to North Eastern Canada.
Spread to the east
>Vrystaaaat!!!
>CSA
>Blue
>Mississippi
>General Lee
Updates:
Commune Crusader moves east into Arizona and takes California
Captin Hun. Munder leads troops north with vigor.
MoonLand sails Southwest into northeastern Canada like the nords of old.
Vrystaat rolls doubles and assfucks northweastern canada
Player Joined: Confederate states of America, Welcome general Lee.
Paul Lepage Surrenders turn (1/3)
Reminder that Making the map takes a little bit of time, and i do make mistakes. when I inevitably make a mistake, let me know and I will fix it
OP
>crusader
take nevada and spill into arizona. spill baja
>CSA
Moving west into Louisianan, any excess into Texas.
>General Lee
Also I am still looking for 2 players, anyone who joins will be compensated with a reasonable amount of territory to make up for the absence.
OP
>Vrystaat
The orange horde continues its eastern advance
>Who can believe this giveaway?
desktime.karlosb.com
>South Eastern Ontario Top Right Side of Lake Ontario
>Not The Feminists And Faggots From Toronto
Northward
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
.Colour Marijuana Green
Updates:
Commune Crusader moves east with a 5
CSA moves into Louisiana with a 7 which spills into Texas.
Vrystaat Moves east with an 8
you wasted quads fuck you kill yourself
Player Joined: Not The Feminists And Faggots From Toronto (assigned color purple green is taken) in north eastern Ontario
Hun Munder continues his advancement with a 3
Moonland Surrenders turn (1/3)
Paul Lepage Surrenders turn (2/3)
Currently page 4, keep it up anons
OP
>MoonLand
Move father in to Northern Canada
Wanting to make alliance with
>The regime of Pual lepege
imma head north
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
>CSA
Moving into the rest of Texas, any excess into Oklahoma and Kansas.
>General Lee
>Vrystaat
The orange menace turns it's attention south towards hurricane territory
fill nevada, spill into baja
im crusader. and fill arizona and maybe spill into oregon
>Paul LePage
Sorry I had something to attend to for a bit but I'm here now
>move down to NY
>NTFAFFT - Purple
>Taking Michigan!
Updates:
Moonland moves into northern Canada with a 7
Allience proposal sent: Moonland to Paul LePage
Lightning Strikes Hun Munder's Sword and gives him the power of Dubs. He moves north.
General Lee gets typhoid and can only move west with a 1.
Vrystaat moves south rather lazily with a 2
Commune Crusader pushes north and south with a 10
Paul LePage Pushes south with a 4
NTFAFFT Moves south with an 8, aggressively promoting women's rights, Michigan surrenders.
Allience Proposal: still waiting to be signed by Paul LePage (figures)
Please make sure to label and sign your actions correctly
All players are present
OP
>CSA
Moving into Oklahoma and Kansas, excess goes into Arkansas.
>General Lee
alliance proposal or NAP to de nederlandse vrijstaat. Do you accept? im the crusader commune
I forgot to add that when things are a little boring I tend to do random events. Stay Tuned.
OP
NTFAFFT WE CLOUT WOMANS RIGHTS!
Move south OHIO IS OURS!
One day I'll reach the North...Keep going
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
Ayy sweet
>General Lee
>Vrystaat
Alliance proposal to CC.
Also move into the gap
> Vrystaat
Yeah the alliance would be cool.
Also its not the Netherlands-one of the Boer republics in South Africa
i accept. try to border texas
No carribean islands, someone could tell the future
> MoonLand
I want to keep pushing west though Canada.
Getting ready for war with...
>Die Orange Vrystaat
i will declare war with you then because i have a mutual alliance with them
CSA Moves north to kill nigger loving scum with a 7
Allience proposal: from Crusader Commune to Vrystaat which is accepted.
NTFAFFT stomps on women's rights with a 5
Hun Munder is tired after getting dubs. He moves north with a 2.
Vrystaat moves east with an 8.
Commune Crusader moves east towards texas and the nigger lynchers with a 9.
Moonland Attacks Vrystaat with a pathetic 2. Vrystaat defends with an 8
Paul LePage surrenders turn (1/3)
War is declared
Nation/alliance 1 (antagonist):
-Moonland
Nation/alliance 2 (receiver):
-Commune Crusader
-Vrystaat
>CSA
Move into Arkansas and Missouri, excess into Tennessee.
>General Lee
>crusaders
move into mexico surrounding texas
> Vrystaat
The only good red is a dead red.
Attack!!
>MoonLand
I will keep trying to take east Canada.
NTFAFFT To Pennsylvania
Fucking need to crush the feminist and homosexual scum there. Was a Hillary state.
>CSA
Following the aggressive expansion of the Crusaders in the Texas region as well as acceptance of far northern aggression, it has been decided that a strongly worded ultimatum be sent to the Crusaders for the withdraw from the Texas border region, creating a neutral buffer zone. Failure to comply with this request will force the CSA to declare a war of protection on the Crusader's and its allies.
>General Lee
>CC
This is not an agressive stance. mexico is rightful christian land and we will not retreat.
Best regards, the pope
Updates:
CSA moves north with a 2.
Crusader commune moves into mexico around texas with a 4
Vrystaat attacks Moonland with a 10 which is defended by a 6. Vrystaat takes territory.
NTFAFFT kills hillary supporters in the southeast with a 7
I'm tired of paul's shit thus im removing him. anyone who wants to join: we have 2 spots left.
Ultematium offered by Lee's army to Crusaders: leave Texas and create a neutral DMZ which was denied.
Thunder down Under surrenders turn (1/3)
RANDOM EVENT:
Breaking News! Hurricane Trump has been sent by god to punish us for letting hispanics into america!!
Over the next 5 turns the hurricane will approach the central united states. the hurricane will eliminate territory players own until it stops. any player who gets dubs can dedicate their dubs to blow the hurricane away.
Northward still
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
>CSA
It is unfortunate that we must resign ourselves to the barbaric act of war, rather than the graceful act of diplomacy my esteemed pope. The CSA has no choice but to declare war against the Crusaders, as well as its allies, and begin preparations for said war. Long may Dixie reign.
>General Lee
invade straight into texas.
>MoonLand
Keep with the war effort.
>CSA
Move into Texas if possible, if not take Missouri and Tennessee. If Dubs please remove the hurricane.
>General Lee
>CSA
Sorry meant Crusader mexico/new mexico.
>General Lee
who the hell is the real CSA
Oh shit boi!
Both are from me.
>General Lee
Cuba (Green) enters the game
Spill central Latin America
A hurricane is coming!
General Hun Munder moves his troops north with a 5 after a lunch break.
CC attacks CSA with a 3 who counterattacks with a 4. CSA takes minimal territory
Moonland attacks Vrystaat with dubs who does not defend.
Player joined: Cuba (green) in latin/central America
Moonland can sacrifice his dubs to remove Hurricane Trump, however due to lack of acknowledgment, does not. (can be changed per Moonland Request)
NAFTAFFT surrenders turn (1/3)
Vrystaat surrenders turn (1/3)
War Declared:
Nation/Alliance 1:
-CSA
Nation/Alliance 2:
-Crusadars
-Vrystaat
>CSA
Continue west towards Crusader land.
Charge em' boys!
>General Lee
I'm taking a 5 minute lunch/bathroom break
OP
take northwestern frontline
>Official message from: people of MoonLand
May teal have mercy on your souls, and we couldn't be happier.
I think you got moonland and Vrystaat mixed up man. I thought Moonland got dubs?
No, that wasn't me.
I think...Northward
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
Yes I did mix them up, heres the fix.
I looked into it and i forgot vrystaat didnt make a move last turn and i just colored in the wrong player.
Evidence
That was a steeve harvey level fuck up i apologize to both parties.
DONT REACT ON THIS BECAUSE ITS NOT THE MUPDATE
This just the fix or the new map?
>MoonLand
OH! Um... Road to victory ahead comrades.
Finish off
>Die Orange viristaat
this is the fix to the last map, please ignore the other map because this is the correct one.
Again I apologize, I am human.
>Cuba
Spill Panama and northern Southern America
Update:
Hun Moves north towards the Castro with a 10
Lee attacks CC with a 6 who does not defend
Moonland attacks Vrystaat with a 10 who does not defend
Castro attacks northern south America with dubs
Commune Crusade surrenders turn (1/3)
Vrystaat Surrenders turn (2/3)
Hurricane Trump is 2 turns from landfall
FIXED
>CSA
Advance into Crusader lands, if dubs please use to stop the hurricane.
>General Lee
>CC
advance, dotn let them take washington
>MoonLand
Canada and Alaska will be mine, I will finish the war.
>To""The Crusader commune"
Give up your aliance and all will be forgiven.
>NTFAFFT
Uses a shit bomb to take everything from New York down to Florida. All fags and feminists are dead in this side of the country. Make you sure you note that.
Ay yo fuck Castro man. Take green
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
Also note everything is covered in shit on that side of the map please.
>Cuba
Spill rest of Caribbean and northern South America
CSA attacks CC with a 9 who defends with a 7. The CSA lynches all of the CC's niggers, as well as takes some of their territory.
Moonland attacks vrystaat with a 3 who does not defend
NTFAFFT attacks southeast with dubs, covers feminists in shit, as well as the territory he has subsequently claimed.
Hun Munder attacks castro with dubs, who defends with an 8.
Vrystaat has been eliminated due to inactivity.
Hurricane trump will make landfall next turn.
Godspeed players.
popa freddy
brown
niggerland
>MoonLand
Will be the proud owner of all the worlds maple syrup.
The master plan is almost complete.
Yeah...take more green please
>Captain Hun Munder, The Thunder From Down Under
>CSA
Move into Crusader lands,if dubs please stop the hurricane.
>General Lee
Mexico is so wrongly divided...
>Cuba
Regroup and defend the lost Territories from that bloody Aussie
>MoonLand
Also wants to finish taking Alaska.
The "TCC" never acknowledged truce.
Prepare for war next turn.
use everything on defense
>CC