What if you woke up tomorrow with Superman-esque powers?

What if you woke up tomorrow with Superman-esque powers?

Would not care?
Would you use them for good?
Would you abandon all moral responsibility and just use them for whatever you want?

I’d probably attack some countries, make myself God, etc.

Become a YouTube star.
And shove a komodo dragon up the ass of a certain "Dear Leader", just to see the look on his face.

Superman-esque powers?
Dang! As I would want to keep a low profile as possible, only travel fast at night when nobody is around and I would use x-ray vision to perv on girls.

Realistically, I'd use my abilities for the hope and good of humanity. However, I'm an asshole so I'd find some way to monetize to keep my drug habit up.

What this guy said plus some darker shit, like kidnapping children, taking them to my fortress of solitude, and raising them to be my slaves.

Faggot ass humans don't need a Superman.
All the non-human life on this planet does, and that's what I'd become.
If it came down to it, I'd cut humanity's numbers down to a 20th of what it is currently, maybe less.

I'd put Tom Brady out of a job, because fuck that guy and his charmed life.

I would fly around the Earth and reverse time to before I got the powers to know things about the future. Like lotto numbers. Also I would rape and pillage the world like pirate.

So be an evil version of One Punch Man?

I would actually use these powers to help the world but would want a costume or something to hide my identity, tempting as it may be to use these powers for personal gains, it would rather be much more satisfying to see mankind live in harmony

>evil
If that's how you see it, then yeah.
I'd be a protector of every form of life EXCEPT humanity, likely most often FROM humanity.
If humanity needed to be massively culled to achieve that, which it most likely would, I'd do that.

have so many children that Genghis Khan would be jealous

Then it would be a race.
You punch people.
I punch plants and animals.

I bet you are a vegan.

May the stronger of us be victorious.

You lost that bet. Not even close.
Just because they're tasty as fuck & you need to eat them doesn't mean you should be a complete dick about it in virtually every possible way.

>I punch plants
Don't know how that went over my head, but kekking uncontrollably at the image now.

If you stick to the third world, I would just punch cows and other livestock.
And the occasional moose.

I would take a deep breath fly into space and then melt the earth core with my heat vision. Leading to the planet imploding.

Then I'd fly straight into the sun.

>get a disguise
>save people
>feeling good, feeling strong, maybe try something bigger
>awkardly insert myself into some foreign conflict and totally fuck it up because I have no idea what I'm doing
>international terrorist by accident
>cover blown
>no one knows what to do since i'm practically a god
>feels bad, should have just kept to saving people from burning buildings or crashing planes
>governments try to recruit me to be their murder machine
>no one leaves me alone
>fly to a different planet to try again

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BASED AF

>no one leaves me alone
You mean everyone leaves you alone because you're unstoppable.

Not OP but I doubt any of the governments will leave you alone.
Not saying they’d attack (they have no chance) but to recruit basically God in your country makes you the most powerful.

I think we can reach an agreeable compromise here.
We both cull the stupid, useless, annoying, & weak; & approach it sort of like conservationists, keeping all populations in check, not stepping on each other's toes too much.

That would work.

Batman

I'd run around and rip the penis off of every jewish man and burn the women's vagina's shut with my laser eyes.

Cause of all the baby mutilation

>tries to inject drugs
>needle breaks again and again

this is the gayest thing I've ever read
ever

I would fly around the world super fast, to change time, and go back to the 1930s (before the bomb). I would then take over the entire world, and use my knowledge of the future to improve the past.

so your career would be all about penis

>abandon all moral responsibility and just use them for whatever you want

Pretty much in the same vein as this. Like the "what would you do if you won the lottery", my answer is always live normally. But with Superman abilities, I wouldn't beholden myself with the cost of living since I can take anything I want, when I want.

I'll live low-key, still live in a working class neighborhood, still work and pay the bills, if money gets tight, then I'd just fly to another country, to some drug kingpin storage unit (like in Breaking Bad) and take their mountain of cash.

Still come back to my decent little house and just 'live'.

If someone was being prick, like a guy beating his girlfriend in a grocery store parking lot mid-afternoon, I'd step up and slap him around. And carry on with my business. If I was at a bar or nightclub, and drunk d-bags were in my face, I'd take their face off. And carry on with my business. If there was a local street gang of kids slashing tires, and dealing shit drugs, and kick them out of my neighborhood literally.

I wouldn't try to save the world, because the world is over-populated as it is. 7 billion people living on a planet that can only properly sustain 1 billion, so it's my belief that the plights of the world are needed to keep the rest of the world in check. I wouldn't strong-arm Trump into making America a socialist country. Nor would I vaporize any SJW that annoys the fuck outta me.

TL;DR= I'd just protect me and my own, and nothing else. Let the rest of the world save itself.

At first, I'd travel and have stupid, wacky adventures for my own self-entertaintment. Fuck around with a Mexican drug cartel? You've got it! Want penguins on north pole? I'm your man! Do you want you favorite band in your country? I'll chloform them and fly them there!

After I'm satisfied, I'd start to make an effort to learn things I always wondered but never can truly learn. Was jews behind it all? Well, let me break into some Synagogue and find out. Want to find out what Satanist do under sheets besides masturbating goats? No worries, I'm pretty impervious to sacrificial daggers and dragon dildos. Wish to unearth the CIA's dirty laundry? Let me just zoom in and X-ray vision the files from a safe distance.

After all that is done, I'd try to make use of that information while attempting to stay anonymous as best as I can manage. Destroy terrorist organisations, leak shady goverment operations, destroy ragtag bands of niggers from various races, take the cat off of the tree top.

I'd try to leave a stable system behind the corrupt one I'd have destroyed but that has nothing do with my powers, is it? I'd have to figure that out with my mediocre intellect.

Though, in the end, I'd probably just lose faith in humanities ability to rule itself after many failed attempts and go full Emperor of Mankind to help the race.

You would get the name "The Cock Mangler", if you did that.

I have a daughter now that I actually care about due to not caring about anything else, so i'd probably immediately be very up front with the world and tell them that I will be imposing my morals on every single human being, no matter their level of intelligence ,circumstance or upbringing they are to immediately cease all petty bullshit and began working towards a utopia or face death. After that I will find the people who will help augment my abilities to be able to keep a eye on the world at all times. I'll keep this up very brutally for a decade maybe or until the world seems to reach a decent level of moral and intellectual standards, then ill just gradually ease off eventually standing back and just letting things become free to manifest back into whatever it will but by this time hopefully humankind will be locked in a golden age. The entire time i'm doing this ill be completely up front and honest with everything i'm doing and my current emotions and motives. because a god doesnt really need to lie and I genuinely have good peoples and their lives as my priority despite my methods

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yes thats correct

I'd rape everyone that came into eye sight

You I'd just take a page from Dick-Ripping-Vagina-Seerer-Man for. You'd get to live, but without a dick.

Tall to NASA ect.. start lifting ships into space. Ect. To help build a massive space station. Huge ships. Whatever is needed.

I mean you have to be homosexual, yeah?
>I'll kill billions of people out of my love for kitties
That is some top shelf autism

I would probably try to do the right thing in the start, but when humanity inevitably betrays me I would be tempted to enslave the world.

another thought is to become like an urban legend. just wander around and think about stuff. go see the world, help some people, etc.

>Who can believe this giveaway?

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A nice dream you have there. Wouldn't it be a pity when human nature comes through and everything goes back to shit when you loosen the grip?

I can respect that

Big E? That you?

I'd constantly remind scientists that they don't know everything.

Basically this.
It would help jump start humanity beyond Earth

Everyone in this thread should read Supergod, by Warren Ellis.

In the comic, humanity makes "god", each country with a different method.
The most "succesful god" is made by the Indians, but with extremely interesting and unexpected results.

Waste of time. REAL scientists know that. How about reminding nutjobs what science is NOT?

God you're so fucking stupid.

Is this from it?

>you have to be homosexual, yeah?
Nope.
>Muh humans are so great & so much more valuable than anything else
^^^ This is exactly why. Humanity's ego concerning itself is desperately in need of a massive fucking check.

I'd probably end up going all injustice style superman except i wouldn't have batman to stop me.

Yea, but I doubt I would care much by then, plus even with all of our petty bullshit we are advancing at a fast rate towards insane technologies. If I end all the bullshit, in 30 to 40 years the entertainment available will probably make even a god stop caring about the bigger picture so i doubt i would be able to keep it up.
I just want to see us actually get to a utopia and for me and my kids to live through it

Yes.

take over the world

A Sup Forumsro gets powers.
Creates Kekistan.
Grows to become the Holy Empire of Kek.
The horror ..... the horror....

you understand that we ARE great right ??

more valuable than everything else is also debatable.

name me 1 other living thing that has produced/developed as much as humans have

pro-tip you cant.

I won't be there in 30 to 40 years. Will you?

>you understand that we ARE great right
Frankly i look at you and you don't seem so great.
You seem like a shitty little weak thing with a huge ego waiting to be squashed like a bug.

I was going to make this point, after reading the whole arguement.

And this isn't a point, this is an insult.

I'll be a chaos God so I'll do whatever to drive humans into apocalypse.

>name me 1 other living thing that has produced/developed as much as humans have
>this automatically justifies whatever bullshit we do in the name of ourselves
I wouldn't wipe out humanity, but I'd certainly apply the conservationist kind of ideals we use to keep the populations of all other forms of life in check with.

My first order of business would be to make a grand entrance - crash the G8 summit or something. Everybody will be issued an ultimatum - demilitarize immediately and put the money to better use. Anyone who refuses will be branded a warmonger and will be seen as the enemy of the world.

Then I would become a rockstar Jesus of sorts, travel the world, do my "miracle" shit, right some wrongs, preach my gospel and enjoy groupies. Anybody interferes and I kick them into the sun. Simple as that.

DID SOMEONE SAY CHAOS?!

I know Sup Forums expects a funny answer, but I gotta be real here. With those powers I'd probably rob a bank or two, then the guilt would hit me and I'd start helping people I deem as worthy of help/protection, in any way possible. Oh and flying around the city, high above the clouds is a must-do on a weekly basis. But all in all I would try to live a normal, human life and use those powers to benefit myself and people around me. I'd fuck around a lot, sure, but I wouldn't be using those powers 24/7. I feel it would get stale real fast if I did. Unless I decide to go all moralfag and use my powers to fight crime or some shit.

Yea, ill be old by then but yea that's about how much time I have left, if I stay an average person like I am. In a utopia I imagine everyone ( who survived ) would have access to advanced health care

When the form of life being discussed is anything BUT humans, somehow numbers of hundreds of thousands to millions lost in service of whatever is no big deal, because in terms of total population, it isn't comparatively that many, and the species will be fine.
I want this to also apply to humanity.

I'd pretend to be the second coming of both Jesus and Mohammed and change a lot of the really fucked up things in those religions.

I'd kill that slant eyed cocksucker in North Korea.

I would rather implement the war economy from Metal Gear Solid 4

Fucking this.
Only right answer.

I'd sell myself to the government and do big contracts.

This is where your mental defect really shines through.
>humans are no better than the animals who can't conceptualize things like ego and checks
if we were really no better than animals, you wouldn't be an autistic animal saving white knight retard
animals don't behave that way

this is truly retarded

>not just eradicating the believers of both as well as all traces of those religion's existence
It's like you DON'T want your efforts to be effective.
Whatever other changes you made would only last as long as you did.

¡Cheesewheels for everyone!

Different user.
If you had those powers, it shouldn't be too difficult to get a bunch of scientists to develop life prolonging tech. The threat of ass rape by telephone pole can see the impossible become reality. That and the promise of fame and wealth.

You'd think if we were so much better, we'd fucking act like we were on the whole. But we don't.
We'll treat fucking mental defectives, retards, & useless errors like the Hartley Hooligans like they matter just as much as any other human, but impose everything from brutal hardships, slavery, & genocide on everything else, most often solely for our own convenience.
We have no more right to exist than they do, simply because we CAN dominate & eradicate them if we wished.

I would probably lead a double life.

>by day
Be a hero and help as many people as I could. Not drug addicts or niggers killing each other, but people who genuinely needed help

>by night
Use my fame to gather women and fuck non stop. Also attempt drugs if they were capable of effecting me

Walk into UN dressed in robes, walk up to live camera's and hold the greatest speech in history, screaming YEAAAAH BOOIIIII all the way.

on a sidenote i'd kill my entire government first I guess

sheep

I'd probably start by going down on some army-like gangs in my country, than after the whole country loves me it would be time to go down on crooked politicians (which basically means crushing the capital under a mountain).
Caos would reign for a while, except for those who follow me for protection, a new empire would emerge and under my rule we would slowly change the world in a fuctioning socio-captalism in which the state provides the means (health, education, basic need) for equal chances for everyone (but fuck you if you don't do your part) and the market self-regulates itself with the only state interference being me possible melting you, your company and everyone inside it for not playing fair.

Oh, i'm ok with degeneracy, full blown orgies for everyone! I promisse to try not fucking people to death.

I'd honestly just fly around the universe looking for other life forms, fuck this gay earth

STAH PLACHINUM: ZA WARUDO

But the yellow sun is the source of your powers

Since the majority of the people who blindly follow those religions are morons, convincing them I was a messenger of god would be easy as long as I framed my powers with references from those religious texts.

it'd a be a terrorist maybe conquer the planet or just destroy it for shits n giggles

You mean cool the earth's core? Because the core is already pretty hot

if you destroy the planet, where would you live? also, no one left to fuck

win wars for the highest bidder

The original explanation was much better: that the Kryptonians were millions of years more evolved physically than humans. The yellow sun shit came later.
It's also based on our yellow sun being younger than the star Krypton orbits, so theoretically all you need are stars significantly younger than Krypton's. You'd also get far strong near stars younger than the sun.

SO hot it would vaporize and melt the outer layers of rock ?

Freezing the core and stopping it from rotating would be more fun. Magnetic field fails. Intergalactic rays and particles grilling the surface. Effective.

Ok I'd fly into the sun and stay there until I was powerful to fly anywhere

First and foremost I would fuck the sun.

Be a god.
Destroy all weapons of mass destruction.
Become only weapon of mass destruction

hot

Hail Kira-X

Explore space??????
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