Have you ever got to touch a girls ass or tits Sup Forums?

Have you ever got to touch a girls ass or tits Sup Forums?

negatory, why would I? Less important than becoming an all powerfull wizard

yeah and both parts smelled the same, strangely enough

Classmate/school friend sat in my lap once. I used my hands to guide her up when class was over, made her look at me kinda funny.

how far along in your wizardly studies are you? I got kicked out for pounding the headmaster daughter.

Details/story user?

Did you get a boner?

Ive had a girl sit on my lap when i was 13 gave me a mega boner, she noticed but didnt get up

around 17 had some few girls on my lap at school, grinded enough to get dick wet

I think I played with some tits in senior year but i cant recall, I have a bf now since senior year and ever since then I havent been with females obviously

well, how about the opposite?
A friend of mine (girl) would always slap other girls on the butt in nightclubs. When they turn around, they would assume that it was me that slapped her (since I was a guy), not the girls I was with

I've touched a number of girls asses though stick out of my mind, one was at drama club. This girl kept touching me so I slapped her ass, surprisingly enough shoes completely okay with it even got to squeeze it a few times after that.

Then there's this one time at summer camp, this girl kept groping my chest. So I have to see her leg because "I thought there was a bug on it" when she put it out I slapped her ass. The next day she kept grabbing my chest, so I reached around her and pinched her ass. She jumped a little but I'm sure she liked it because she was smiling and continued to talk to me after that even got feel her breasts last day of camp. I'm sure I could have fucked if I wasn't such a shy dipshit who is remarkably lazy.

Faggot spotted

Pathetic

I'm in my mid 30's

Can't imagine not having touched anything by now

Also remember going to a dance and having multiple girls grind on my dick while it was had, that was pretty cool.

I'm married. I was groping my wife before work this morning.

Does she like it?

shes dead so she cant really enjoy or dislike it

yes, both

Yeah, hooked up with a friend last night. She came twice, I came three times and grabbed her ass and tits all night

Why did you post this? No, seriously. What are you doing. What was the fucking point of you coming on to this website, taking the time out of your day, coming here, and willingly wasting your time doing absolutely nothing constructive at all with your life. Just simply coming here, with no sense of wanting to do anything constructive or helpful or progressive in any way, just here to post nothing. Nothing in the world would have been different if you had literally never posted that at all. God dammit people like you make me fucking sick to my stomach and concerned for the wellbeing of the future of society, even now I really can’t even fucking comprehended what a complete and utter fucking waste of a human being you are, or what your parents would think if they understood the connotations of what their child had become. This website is not your personal blog, the people here are not your friends, when coming here assume everyone hates you, because if we knew you irl, I’m pretty sure we would. I can only pray that you won’t reproduce and continue to pollute the gene pool with this fucking idiotic retarded nonsense, but good thing I won’t have to because you’re such of a humongous faggot that no girl would ever want anything to do with you.

nigger

not him but this you're the reason I come here, straight A comedy thank you

Jesus

Age 31 Wizard here, nope.

Itt: a bunch of underaged virgin faggots

Yeah, I`m not into wizardry

if you think about it, asscheeks are just tits without nippels

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Are they? Don't they contain different types of fats.

i meant in a purely non-scientific sense of course

Game time...
Post a pic of Aunt/Cousin/Sister/Mother etc etc...
If your post gets dubz you have to message that person you posted the pic of...
" Hi... This may seem strange... But iv been thinking about you hell of a lot lately....
Can we have a sleepover?... In your bed... See where it goes?"

And you post a pic of the sent and any reply that happens!

One time in 7th grade my elbow bumped into a girl's tit

Jack off to it to this day

when i was in the seventh grade, this sophomore girl brushed up against me in line at the cafeteria to hand money to her friend ahead of me in line. her bewb pushed up against my shoulder for like five seconds

yeehaw marcie

in middle school I'd grab girls' asses as they walked by
never after that, shockingly.

Yeah. I used to get to do it a lot, but in recent years I almost never do. Feels bad. I did go out with a girl the other day who had some good state droopers though.

When I was in the 6-8th grade, I would constantly grab girls asses and tits, At times if the girl allowed it would finger them in class. I was quite the grabbing type that girls stop trying to stop me because I would always get away grabbing them.

Are you fucking retarded???

Only 3 different girls. One ass. One tits. One both.

The very first time I grabbed ass was in 7th grade, and I did it in the middle of a crowd, so she didn't know it was me.

Keep in mind this girl wasn't a prude or a bitch or a snitch, so that's why I did it.

Months later, I saw a guy do it to the same girl, and she just said "stop!" and lightly hit him, so I went up and did it.

The next time wouldn't be until I got another gf in freshman year, where I grabbed her tits and ass for the fuck of it a lot.

After that, I gave a girl from school and her friend a ride, and instead of having them pay I just grabbed them both. They didn't mind.

Ever got grinded on?.

>After that, I gave a girl from school and her friend a ride, and instead of having them pay I just grabbed them both. They didn't mind.
how fukken degenerate is this country?

You browse Sup Forums you have no leg to stand on were all degenerate to some degree.

No, I avoided homecoming and prom like the plague.
I thought it was cool back then because hormones but now that I'm all nationalistic and shit I fear for this country.

Oh, and after the ride thing (which was junior year), I never grabbed tits or ass again.

Had 2 girls (one on each side) feeling my dick and grabbing their tits. I was drunk, they were drunk, my friend who's ex girlfriend was one of them and was sat on their opposite end of the table was drunk.

It was a good time Sup Forums

yeah, but I am not American

Yes. She has sensitive nipples, so she likes me playing with them. She's also pregnant and has basically become a nymphomaniac.

Shit you got yourself an keeper user.

Yes. I'm 35. I used to be pretty dense though, missed a lot of really good opportunities. I'll feel sorry for the rest of my life.

Literally every woman enjoys getting her ass groped by a man she loves and is comfortable around.

had a girlfriend for 2 years from 14 to 16 and we fucked every day for the first year and a half

good times, Sup Forums

I don't know I think a lot of them like it but unless you know them real well they usually freak out from what I'm told.

What happened user

Did you become uncool at school?

Before we met, gf and I were both kissless handholdless virgins so she lets me do pretty much whatever I want to her. Been with her 3years thinkin' of wifing her up (she isn't really hot tho, she's skinnyfat and a 6.5-7 depending on clothes. Doesn't wear makeup tho which is nice)

By a man she loves and is comfortable around.

My sister counts right

lol, are you me?

She was batshit insane and was taking all kinds of psych meds that ruined her sex drive. Not to mention all the fighting and other bullshit. Got fed up with it.

I sure hope she counts since I grapped her tight ass

i have. tits were nice, but the ass was disappointing. it wasn't smooth as i expected ;n;

Story or details?

Kinda depends
my first gf was 17, did a lot of sports (ropeskipping) and was naturally pretty hairless
Could not complain about her ass

my second gf: mid 20s, never done any sports in her life and really quite hairy.
I only grab her ass when she is wearing clothes

yep

lmao

yes, because I'm a girl

>inb4 tits or gtfo
GTFOing now !! lel

6.5-7 without make up?
Keep that bitch user. That's a rarer and rarer breed I tell you hwat.

I used to go around squeezing and smacking girls arses every day in high school.

most girls there were sluts so didn't mind.

All the time, nothing special

>Literally every woman enjoys getting her ass groped by a man she loves and is comfortable around.

too many porn vids, bro.

being groped sounds sexy only in certain contexts.
most of the times they show "appreciation" (ironic quoting) it means either "ok, just stop now" or "if I told you what I think now you'd dump me"

>tldr groping is overrated
>thanks to porn, as usual

I do notice the girls tend to fondle other girls out of nowhere. Hell I'm not complaining I just always thought it was interesting.

I touched this super hot chicks bare tits 2 weeks ago but I was too autistic to fuck her and a similar thing happened again with her Monday. She pretty much openly called me out on not moving on her in the morning (stayed up all night on speed binge) and I just wanna die. I don't think I'll get an opportunity as golden as that again any time soon.

Was there any memorable moment or anytime you did at those worth mentioning?

Good they're still hope for you user.

that fondling is just an ad for penis-enabled humans. never happens if there's no man in sight

I had a girl who always asked me to catch her as she jumped off the stage she wasn't in any danger she just didn't want to use the stairs. anytime she did do it I always get to go to feel of her ass. like a good 10 seconds I'm just fondling it she didn't mind she was thicc to so that made it even better