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Forever destined to be a 26 county republic edition

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Danz

just think how much meaning in the bible has been lost through all the translations

anime

your uncle is forever destined to be 6 foot under you absolute twerp

can't stand that cunt

You're a bit obsessed with taigs lad. Did one of them shag your mum?

Big Irish cocks were especially designed to contaminate a pure Anglo womb with paddy cum, leaving millions of Germanic mothers in the new world to raise bastard paddy children thus compromising thousands of years of pure non Hibernian lineage.

That's just the way things are swaying. The Anglo takes great pleasure in watching Seamus, a pale, virile and strong Celtic bull forcefully take his woman and breed her. It's in his genes to bow down beneath the superior big mick dick.

And even still, while the Irishman fucks the brains out of some Anglo whore of Babylon, paddy and Sean are out bombing English pubs and shooting the legs off English men. Brilliant. Evolution at its finest. Revenge for the great hunger.

>single linkers
the day of the rope can't come soon enough

My mentally ill friends and myself included are going to fucking struggle so badly but to you it's just "haha Corbyn"

Timothy James Byrne here
Papa John's Pizza
DPD
Teddy's got the swiper
Secondary time check

one of them bombed his uncle

Good

Ireland > NZ > Wales >>>>>>>> Dogshit >>> Australia > england > sKEKland

canadians are traitorous to the white race and must be purged

walked past some white lad with his asian gf and she was taller than him haha

>If I make the same joke 20 times a day maybe ONE of them will by funny!
Stunted Irish brain at work

Drew the bennies today

Thank you wagies

FUCK OFF SINGLE LINKER AUSSIE

good lad. off to the potato shop to buy a shiny new potato?

I'm really good looking lads

If I got a bit fitter I'd be up there with the best

can't wait until corbyn's silly band of commie students and crazies get btfo so labour can get some proper blairite leadership again

Lel. Aussie fucking rekt

the greatest post in the history of the universe

day of the cage is coming

Clearly never been to Wales

>get gf
>instantly start obsessing over another girl who's more attractive but unobtainable

fucking state of me

Wojak getting BTFO yet again. What a wimp

never noticed the pepe was wearing socks with sandals before

*ties some metal wire at neck height between two trees on a bike path*
hmm yessss...... In a car this would not be of any concern... let's see how bikerunts cope

*gets schwifty*

*plows the shit out of you*
hehe nothing personnel

the fuck has gook moot done?

haven't been here in a week and he's basically cloned this board and merged it with Sup Forums

the FUCK is happening

t. butthurt scott
Go shove some shortbread up your ass

>gif
Fuck off hurr durr

Divide and conquering Sup Forums

lads! lads! what is this /bant/ all about

always get a hearty chuckle out of normies who pay for a good/service, find that it's subpar, but refuse to get a refund/replacement out of some obtuse sense of "manners" or "politeness"

case in point; ordered a subway footlong today, dumb bint who made it drenched it in dressing, looked her in the eye and told her to her face what she did wrong and made her do the entire thing again while the normies watched in amazement that a customer actually knew how to stand up for himself

It's basically a place where you boring cunts and your shit """""banter""""" can fuck off to and not bother anyone.

my irish gran was literally blacked
what now faggot?

desperately want to tongue punch her fart box

I'm sorry

Kind of miss the days this time two years ago when I was doing massive LSD doses every weekend for months on end. Think my perception of reality in those days genuinely went a bit wobbly.

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crime doesn't pay

or does it?

don't be, i'm set to inherit his land

t. Ross Barkley

everyone should do acid at least once, even the severely mentally ill

you tell me
textuploader com/drcfd

warning: not for the uninitiated

>when psycho girls you're fucking with vanish on facebook and you're wondering if they deactivated or blocked you
wish i'd got her fuckin number

remembe me dad telling me a story when he was stationed in NI where he kicked the shit out of some taig cunt then killed him.

sounds like a proper time

jackie Sup Forums saw /brit/'s banterous ways and decided to attempt to scale it up. it's essentially our own board instead of just a general. only it's shit and none of us post there so it will die soon.

it absolutely does if you dont get caught

put the kid in a wheelie bin

sister found my guro folder.

just sniffed a 140mg line of pseudoephedrine

lads i have to inform you that i am eating an apple of the braeburn variety

haha
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my body may be shackled but my mind wanders free

i remember i'd regularly call crimestoppers on a few blokes around uni. who were known for selling drugs
little wastes got raided one day, not felt an ounce of guilt about it. last i heard most are still waiting on their trial to commence

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>stealing my gimmick word for word
reminds me of my friend in secondary school who would repeat my jokes out to the class and everyone would laugh

Amphetamine + a benzo of your choice is so fucking good

I wonder if this is what Normies feel like all the time

Barbara Palvin is like a real life Carmen Ibanez

preemptively reported this post to the gardaí

do not post any more

what did he mean by this?

need a one word theme for my next lowercase poem

New gimmick: eating healthily and exercising regularly

If I ever left my room and found out who sold drugs at my uni I'd unironically do this too haha

Don't even have a problem with drugs just want to see normie scumsuckers get slapped

lame

Nary a syllable

Never done benzos. Worth a try? Worried I might get addicted if the anxiety relief is strong.

>the potato refuses to educate himself
fine with me

gardai are useless cunts though

the normification of the internet was a mistake

you all need to leave

runt

but you literally make this thread every day

not hard to seem fat to people with no flesh

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forever uncleless

it's the final pill

STOP

there is a difference
between saying you are doing a poo
and actually doing a poo

They're really nice, especially if you do have anxiety.

Fine I'll read it

it's the thought that counts

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Name the best ones por favor

Anyone here use anal sex toys? What sort do you use?

love david icke

I heard Benzos aren't as addictive if you only take them when you really, really need them. Like when you're having a panic attack. Also, Benzo addiction is no joke. You will probably never experience something more painful than coming off Benzos, and you can die from it.

Fit girl in my lecture wearing a pure white summer dress and a black choker

My willy cannot handle this for another hour

>conspiracy theory
rorke

*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*

your dad's willy

context: the interviewee is ronald bernard, a dutch ex-investment banker
it is the transcript of an interview that is on youtube, but i'm not sure if there's an english version

...then just have a wank?

me on the right having a think

"puerto rico"

a different flag
a jf, you see
not a bint nor gf nor a slag
a gay f u c
k e r
tries to be 'ard
a nonce cunt
a proper runt