How would you use it?

How would you use it?

Idk I would probably kill people with it

id have someone write my name in it, with the parameters being that i died instantly

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why do this?

probably kill some niggas or something
blame it on white cops

Save it for a rainy day, like when some bitch rams my motorcycle with no insurance.

I'd kill everyone involved with the American movie. Besides Willem Dafoe.

write down the name of every one associated with the netflix movie

Some people just want to see the world burn

Politicians

"OP, chokes on his own dick"

It has to be possible. OP has to have a larger dick.

i'd kill all of the youtube lets players and watch as young children all over the world cry

Use it for blackmail

I would kill Mootykins with it

I'd become politician. no one would be able to run against me.

thats a good way to get shot

why blackmail? You can control people leading up to their death, just get what you want then let them die

book isn't big enough to write in 35% of america

I WOULD KILL DONLAD TRUMP BECAUSE HES A STUPID RACIST!

Would kill every feminist in NA/Europe

I don't think it ever runs out of pages

on myself

get people killed to the theme of Yakety Sax in a variety of ways.

Make the mistake of writing my name in it so when someone finds it they know who owns it. :I not a smart person prob.

DIAF furfag.

with a pen

Give half of the worlds population electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.

write NIGG... erm, no, write JEWS

I would kill the president, and then the next one and so on.
Just for fun.

I would try cumming on ryuk . . . and kill a lot of people whom I disagree with.

I would make someone write in my name with the description
>at the age 120 he's killed by a guy who only kills multi-billionaires

doesn't work like that

How many names can fit in it? Cause I'd write the names of every sand nigger in existence and say that they randomly all catch on fire the same day. That'd be fucking hilarious

I'd wipe off my ass with it.

What are the rules with this notebook?

I would probably make a lot of famous people die in interesting ways but start off with Merkel dieing by a truck of peace

You could just write your own name in it and die from a heart attack

Write my own name

Writing my name 3 times wrong in it and become invincible.

you're now dead, know the rules before saying stupid shit.

write OPs name

probably kill some really old people just to fuck over the Shinigami

he just has to cut off his dick

Kill random celebs

Doesn't run out of pages my man

0. Kill the people in my personal hate list
1. Kill the midget ruling North Korea
2. Kill all known cartel leaders
3. Kill all known terrorists
4. Kill any Most Wanted that are left
5. Make my way down to anything above petty thieves

Make them all accidents.

>watch live television
>kill people halfway during their speech
"And so it is with great pleasure that I announce to you that HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG"

I'd kill all world leaders that aren't perfect. Primarily just for fun.

Nevermind. I'd kill literally every world leader but Trump and Putin.

I'd kill several world leaders (Kim, Trump, Merkel, etc) then I'd write that I died after having traveled into the past and impregnated 65% of the world's human females.

It'd be fucking hilarious watching everyone think that Putin and Trump are trying to take over the world.

I would be a fair but firm ruler of the world from the shadows.

Stalk someone, and murder everyone who wronged him.
People will suspect him of having a death note.

That's an elaborate way of earning your heart attack

Fine, then I'd seduce a shinigami and make them sacrifice themself for me so if live hundreds of years, then I'd explore the bottom of the ocean.

After I've killed world leaders.

I would do what Light couldn't but with a lot less of the idealism and complexities with God.

I'd shove it up my ass

>The conditions for death will not be realized unless it is physically possible for that human or it is reasonably assumed to be carried out by that human.

Won't work user.

Still won't work, user.

Take out all rapist a cereal killers and thieves and child abusers.

Forgot to add this one to it.

Just like this.

campaign for us pres and kill all opposition then nuke the whole world

They gain how much time the human had left, not how long they had lived. I'd love to see someone laughing so maniacally while doing ultimately nothing.

Is this true? I don't remember this part.

Angela Merkel - stroke

>Gather a list of all significant world leaders with their pictures
>Same with the top 500 richest people in the world and their immediate family
>fuck it throw in influential people like philanthropists and activists
>high level criminals
>watch the world reset itself

That wannabe Light style handwriting

Thomas Friedman
The entire DNC

Donald trump dies of a heart attack after leaving me his entire fortune.

This is what's wrong with America

Autobiography