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/HEEM/- Michael Bispin: fought no one, lost to everyone
Gabriel Baker
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Carson Parker
Schaub is God
Dominic Rogers
Schaub is God
Jack Ortiz
New news or events, good file and title. 8/10 thread
Andrew Powell
>bas to /smack/ when?
>youtube.com
Joshua Barnes
Matt bisbing: god is not real
Oliver Ortiz
Bisbong is the worst champ so far next to pettis.
Hes going to get btfo so hard his next fight. Guy barely beat an ancient hendo
Samuel Adams
Find a better interview. Pro tip, you can't
Ian Morris
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Thomas Johnson
moneyweight division when?
Ryan Robinson
Is he autistic?
Cameron Scott
Is Matt Hamill the unsung GOAT?
>Gets robbed against Bisping (Current MW champ)
>Defeats Jon Jones (arguably the greatest of all-time)
>Decisively defeats his TUF coach and former UFC champion Tito Ortiz
>Defeats Kimbo Slayer Seth Petruzelli in his debut
Brody Lee
Hendo's biological age is probably around 30 though with all the fucking test he's been on
Joseph Young
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Ian Robinson
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Blake Phillips
Anyone who apes Conor is autistic.
Benjamin Foster
>tell stipe that uhh... I will knock him out, first round, that is my prediction
Samuel Reed
Why release the GSP news days away from 209?
Was he that scared Jewani would scoop him again?
Cameron James
>>Defeats Jon Jones (arguably the greatest of all-time)
Yeah by dq man. Not sure that counts in goat ratings
Brody Young
the schaub fag is here just in time to ruin another thread
Elijah Garcia
Wow I love how you always respond to me when I post that webm.
It really gets on your nerves doesn't it?
Joseph Kelly
How does Teymur ape Conor?
Alexander Robinson
A win is a win bro. Matt didn't go out cold. He stayed in it long enough to win. That's a textbook GOAT.
Carter James
im the new john wick
John Barnes
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Gabriel Baker
>50 gees baybay
Jose Evans
Yeah ok mate
Leo Edwards
> on test
yea....no, its practically impossible to take PEDs in the UFC now.
Joseph Kelly
Hendo was off the juice and he still whooped that English man like a government mule.
Angel Robinson
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Jack Murphy
Yeah for like 2 years. Meanwhile he's been juicing for like 20 years
Landed 2 punches in 25 minutes my man
Lucas Nguyen
Misha Cirkunov
Gavin Jones
Be careful
Zachary Roberts
>Landed 2 punches in 25 minutes my man
I doubt 2 punches are enough to cause this much damage, and even then, how many punches did Bisping land on Hendo's face? He kicked him in the jewels at least 3 times if I recall correctly. So there should have been a point deduction there too.
Hudson Perry
>being one of those dickheads who put money on Shogun against Jones because you thought "leg kicks"
Cameron Ramirez
Face it, Bisping is the People's Champion
Aaron Edwards
GSP -130
Bisping Even
Isaac Parker
Yeah I mean its just a fact that Bispings best moment started with a nut shot. But idk man its the scoring system and kek to blame really, idk why it can't just be like the old days, make them go in there and just fuck each other up until someone's out or quits. Rounds were a mistake
Ryan Garcia
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Isaac Young
>ameripigs
Cooper Hill
Why do we use discord over heemspeak my simulated friends?
Mason Cook
I remember that fight well, I knew as soon as I heard Jones got the fight that Shogun was gunna get rekt
Angel Rogers
Mad cuz ur moms a fan?
Dylan Sanchez
Bisping could literally have wins over:
>Anderson Silva
>Luke Rockhold
>Dan Henderson
>Georges St Pierre
In that order
>MFW
Brandon Rogers
Back to /asp/ faggot
Nathaniel Harris
le spinning elbow man
idk I liked Jones until he did that bullshit be nice then get a cheap shot in thing. Then did the DX thing from 90's WWF wtf
Samuel Green
Jones was on a ridiculous tear but I struggle to believe anyone predicted he'd effortlessly push Shogun's shit in like he did
Ethan Ramirez
>Ireland bro also likes Bisping
I like you more and more
Jeremiah Rivera
AHAHAHA BTFO
BASED AMERIGOD
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Jaxson Adams
>makes jones so desperate he has to use an illegal move
Thats a win in my book
Lincoln Jones
You are a traitor.
Kevin Wood
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I don't even know where to start man.
Leo Phillips
49-1
Jackson Richardson
Why GSP doesn't want to fight Woodley? Afraid of being knocked the fuck out?
Adrian Reed
GSP was shook by Tyron lol
Ryan Diaz
Champ champ mind
Jace White
Just one slice!
Isaac Mitchell
on paper woodley is a nightmare for gsp
bisbing is the easiest fight he couldve gotten tb h
Asher Thomas
Nick Diaz exists for a reason
Kevin Ward
so you admit hendo isnt juicing anymore and a 46 yo man whooped bisbongs ass? Juicing was part of the ufc back in the day. Everyone was doing it, cant hold hendo accountable for playing the game. Hes off it now and still a fucking beast as an old man
Ayden Bell
>practically impossible
Are you joking? It's obvious that people are still juicing, although perhaps not as much as before. The very fact that there are fighters who are getting popped after passing multiple tests proves that the tests are beatable; why on earth would you assume that the fighters getting caught are the only ones juicing?
Easton Nguyen
yes because god created him
Noah Young
Yeah I thought Jones would win but I didn't think it would be such a grimdark beatdown
Andrew Miller
>Hol up yo hol up!
>So you be.. hol up
>You be sayin dem mudafuckas hol up dough
>You be sayin dem corny mudafuckas be throwin frizbees and shit?!
>I be fighting niggas like dat?!
Isaac Myers
>its practically impossible to take PEDs in the UFC now
Everyone, every single fighter, is on PEDs.
Xavier White
why are wondertwink fans so bootyblasted by this?
If gsp picking to fight the bigger champ isnt proof on how based tyron is, I dont know what will ever be enough for the losers.
Ethan Wood
Because the ones who get caught are repeat offenders and everyone else looks like theyre either natty like wonder boy or starving to death?
Kayden Turner
will conor be at 209 ?
Angel Hall
>GSP said he can make 155 to fight Conor
>Won't make 170 to fight Tyron though
He scared. Bisping should feel insulted lol
Bentley Howard
WE BEAT THEM BACK FROM DROGHEDA, FROM DROGHEDA AND THE BOYNE
Jose Ross
youre right its just some conspiracy that only a certain few get popped while everyone else is in the clear. The rules for PED testing are so crazy. Watch the rogan podcast with the guy who is in charge on it. They show up at your house randomly and will test you. And if you are not around you better not dodge the test cause they will find you and make you piss wherever you are. If you dont test you still fail.
Michael Harris
tyron confirmed for ww goat I guess
Wyatt Long
UFC fans had a hilarious reaction to Michael Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre
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Nathan Morales
You're doing the strawman thing again mate.
What I said was the Hendo's biological age was probably 30 because he's been juicing. Probably since he was wrestling in highschool actually. So that's what? 25 years of having additional hormones in your system? That's going to affect the way you age mate
Lucas Flores
It's the kid from Home Alone 4!
Carter Brown
you age like shit when you get off the juice bud. Read a book.
Brody Wilson
It's not a conspiracy if it's true. They all take PEDs, it's just a matter of not getting caught.
Jayden Fisher
goofs for 209?
Ian Collins
>Home Alone 4
REEEEEEEE KYS IRISHNIGGER REEEEE
Brody Adams
>he thinks the UFC is natty cause of USADA
LOL
Eli Perez
Eh idk I'm starting to get older and I'm beginning to think I should start up on the juice hey. I mean what could go wrong?
Wyatt Richardson
Everyone gets tested quite frequently. So youre telling me of the few who get caught, its really that easy? everyone has the test figured out and know how to beat it?
Daniel Hernandez
What has Lando been taking?
Motherfucker looks almost middle-aged for 24
Michael Ortiz
Yes. Everyone is on PEDs.
Jackson Walker
Use Dana you fucker
Liam Johnson
GSP vs Woodley is an interesting fight, more than GSP vs Bisping. Romero vs Bisping is more interesting too.
GSP would have to wait for the Wonderpedo rematch but wouldn't be a big wait, unless the winner of the fight gets seriously hurt.
but then the UFC hasn't been about interesting fights for a while, it's just WWE without a script now
he's scurred of Woodley, he wants none of that athleticism and explosiveness
Leo Kelly
Brock didn't get caught before he fought Hunt. Did you think he was all natty then?
Connor Jones
>not
>FATHERD
>KHALABEEBD
>ENRICHED
>elKEKED
I appreciate the effort you put in 3.0
Andrew Gutierrez
Maybe Wick'ed for Ferguson winning ?
Christopher Clark
GSP < woodley
GSP >>>>>>> bisbong
GSP
Oliver Cook
this one?
Henry Miller
No, the praise Dana
Carter Perez
When will Nick Diaz vs Woodley/Wonderboy be announced?
Tyler Barnes
brock tested positive before the show but wasnt pulled out like jon
>ufc funds usada
Dylan Nguyen
oh you mean this one?
Cameron Nelson
kek the far right wonderboy is best and the wonderboy "winner". good job.
Ayden Morgan
use the Khabib one if anything, its the most contentious fight
Brandon Sullivan
No, that's Phil Collins ya goof
Jaxon Ross
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Noah Lee
Probably got off the juice for the fight but he obviously was juicing for the WWE. If im not mistaken didnt he still get caught with enhanced hormone levels?