TRUMP GENERAL - SNEAKY SNEK EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,171
SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA - 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/18/16
youtube.com/watch?v=zK574DCejQA
>Ivanka on CBS 5/18/16
youtube.com/watch?v=2Ulwj-1Wbms
>Roger Stone on Malzberg 5/17/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ASp0gYlc_ck
>Trump & Megyn Kelly Exclusive Interview 5/17/16
youtube.com/watch?v=eCdfZyIR4Nk
>Donald, Jr. on Hannity 5/17/16
youtube.com/watch?v=XLW6jun8Nvw
>Donald, Jr. on Kelly File 5/16/16
youtube.com/watch?v=W-_Xuh_00Mg
>Carson on Hannity 5/16/16
youtube.com/watch?v=rlR_Yx2oLVI
>Trump ex-gf on Hannity 5/16/16
youtube.com/watch?v=EYvIbKDj1rE
>Trump ex-gf sets the record straight on NYT Hit Piece
youtube.com/watch?v=E_ehidkNhkw

ENTERTAINMENT
>IT’S ME MEGYN!
youtube.com/watch?v=oL4yvvfFLEU
>Journalist that tied Ted Cruz's Father to JFK Assassination and exposed Rubio's foam parties found DEAD
youtube.com/watch?v=Yz5S2SrVZPY
>Still Report #876 - Beth on Lying Media
youtube.com/watch?v=E02xvvFfouU
>Anderson Cooper EXPOSED lying on live television over Clinton
youtube.com/watch?v=MkfTciQ_pS0
>Trump Effect – Remix
youtube.com/watch?v=q2mof1hwT0s

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

WEBSITES
trumpgeneral.com
unitingfortrump.com/
rallyfortrump.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

thecorsaironline.com/opinion/2016/05/18/trump-going-win-election-strategy-spoilers-memes-oh/
breitbart.com/milo/2016/05/04/meme-magic-donald-trump-internets-revenge-lazy-entitled-elites/
pprune.org/rumours-news/579183-egyptair-804-disappears-radar-paris-cairo-4.html
timeslive.co.za/world/2016/05/19/Terror-attack-most-likely-scenario-for-Egyptair-disappearance-experts
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

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4th for dat president.

Hello, minionposter

It would actually be pretty easy to

Why do tanned germans explode when they get on planes? Is it a medical condition?

Listen to this fucker! These arabs are so fucking incompetent. How could they not have found any wreckage yet?

Now even AP talking about weird turns and other shit...do we need to just ban all Muslim pilots?

We should have right to know if pilots are muslims.

And I fly Turkish Airlines often bc I like their business class and they have a cool lounge at Ataturk airport with a simulated driving range, movie theater, good food and drinks and a lot of fun stuff.

How did they even find beaners so ugly and obnoxious looking. They don't even look human, they look like your stereotypical fantasy goblin

xth for Sneks and terrorism

oh shit waddup

Wrong person

So do you guys think it's a Terroist?

It's an affliction caused by God (Allah (pbuh))

but gibraltar, the mediterranean there is very deep! ;^)

Excellent work bro. The anime bot seems to post 20 seconds after the thread goes up so I'm sure you can get it again as well.

Tfw almost exposed my power levels today fellas
>live screen projector for my class
>humanities subject in one of Australia most (the most) liberal university in Australia
>real time submission box that goes on the screen
>start spamming pro Trump messages, build wall, trump 2016, gas Ben Shapiro etc.
>teacher closes down projector
>mfw

Maybe they were inventing a new type of submarine.

When's Don's first chance to cross the line guys?

o shit wallup!

>being so autistic you need to post a blank post just so you post before Awoo
Seemed like it to me

Trump/Gingrich 2016 !!!

Would buying a MAGA hat put me on a donor list? I want to get one but don't want to risk having my name out there. What's the $ threshold?

>Only down 7 in NJ

Trump's going to make her play defense there, isn't he?

oh shit wallup

got any fresh trumpwaves famiglia? last one I saved is pic related

If you sucks don't fly business/first class to muslim countries and use the lounges, you are missing out.
Food, movies, beds, couch areas with 4k TVs, showers, movies theater, video games..all you can drink for free.

Get a job where Business/first class flights are part of the deal. IF you are in Uni now, go into law, intellectual property or securities, something where you'll get to travel a lot.

It makes life worth living, trust me. All the hard work pays off.

>there
Everywhere, user

well user to be fair, awoo is god fucking awful & needs to be chucked into the nearest nigger asshole

>Food, movies, beds, couch areas with 4k TVs, showers, movies theater, video games..all you can drink for free.
That sounds like ANY lounge you fucking shill.

How many people do you think actually came to Sup Forums due to articles like this
thecorsaironline.com/opinion/2016/05/18/trump-going-win-election-strategy-spoilers-memes-oh/

would be tough to justify him as he was one of the NAFTA architects

How do you know?

>VP job is president of the senate
>Gingrich forces GOP senate to fall in line
>house goes along
>Trump's laws pass no problem for four years
i'm ok with this

>Trump's face when he read about the missing plane

i wonder whats smaller? a snake or trump's cock?

Just ordered a Trump hat last night. Shelled out for the $30 MA GA with his name on the back and US flag on the side. How long do I wait before it arrives? I had it shipped to my office to pissed off the bernout I work with.

Trump BTFO by Reddit, lmao

Nah, I've been bogged down in Uni work to make any but i might make one now because Ive got fuck all else to do

To be fair, it is what it fucking is, and I like it because of the hype factor. You forgot
>awoo is the shittiest meme since JUST
You shill

Indeed, it is. But strange how every other crash since start of a aviation, when it goes down at sea, you get some sort of shit at surface.

also, compared to an Ocean, the med is not rough at all, tons of islands there to base from...something doe not add up here.

Also, the US carrier group radar should have picked up something....

>Listen to this fucker! These arabs are so fucking incompetent. How could they not have found any wreckage yet?

Seems like the plane has disintegrated in mid air and Middeteranian is filled with debris and random crap.
And it's not just the Arabs looking for it either.

I'm going to laugh my dick off once it's confirmed as a terrorist attack

Obviously even a grand daddy python is smaller. Boa constrictor is an ant in comparison

What a time to be alive! Trump, and we, BTFO the neocons and take control of the decaying GOP that played by "me too, no I'm not".
Meanwhile, Dems are split... Hillary leads the Barren Womb Brigade while Berniemania "tax carbon" sweeps college campuses.
I can't. Stop. Kekking

It begins

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>Turns out to be a terrorist attack

>tripdubdubs
all the militaries there know what happened, they're just not saying anything

>ctrl+f
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums
No results.
>breitbart.com/milo/2016/05/04/meme-magic-donald-trump-internets-revenge-lazy-entitled-elites/
WELP. Even if they come here, I think most of them will get scared off.

That's it. I am now #Lube4Rube

Couldn't they have found some attractive kids, or at least take a picture of them where they don't look like some kind of evil turkish midget?

In middle east-- I like Ataturk, but Dubai and the mideast lounges usually even better than asia.

kek, who am I "Shilling for" exactly? Yes, turkish airlines just deposited 5 shekels in my account to tell ppl on Sup Forums (def. their target audience) to work hard so you can have fun and drink and pick up girls in the airport lounges.

>awoo is the shittiest meme since JUST

This in itself is a meme

>reddit lying about what Trump said
>BTFO a strawman

Seems like business as usual in liberal land.

Trump said that it LOOKs like a terrorist attack.
There are factors indicating in this direction (especially the fact that there was no mayday, indicating things got fucked up so fast the pilots didn't have time to react.)

No shit, why would Trump even say that? It seems too reckless.

I actually lul'd Thanks Germanbro

>Implying he read about it.
He most likely has insider info

iktfb. That's why I haven't been making any threads lately. Midterms and such.

Greeks are equally bad. Run by a socialist cuck and all their resources gone into picking up "refugees"

> they're just misunderstood
> those people are cowards
> They have a right to express their religious belief in blowing up a plane, okay shitlord???? We clear???
> not all tanned germans explode.

Shit like that. Delusional in both regards.

Look, I get it, you're retarded
You see a bot post some shit over & over & you start to have your mind shaped by it
Sure its embarrassing that your mind is that weak
But look user, the important thing is that you're no where near me hopefully & I'll never have to even look at you
See, theres a silver lining

Correct

NOT ALL MUSLIMS!!!1

If I could've gone back two years ago and told myself about our political situation, I'd have given up alcohol.

>Hillary is an angel...

Even if Trump is a Dem plant to ensure Shillary's election, one would want to turn such a plan on it's head by ensuring that Trump win anyways. That the "sure-thing" for Hillary is denied.

How do you organize your memes anons?

going to check PPRNe to see what what actual pilots are saying. Will screen cap if anything good...

>tfw tumblr memes are now fresh

It's memes all the way down.

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what a cute snake

come in, help yourself to some honey and some milk

theyre degenerates

ok, some cool info here, esp the ocean maps and which vessels are searching. Anyone wan to help me sort through?
Reminder, these are actual pilots, pls don't set up account and shitpost:
pprune.org/rumours-news/579183-egyptair-804-disappears-radar-paris-cairo-4.html

>giving a snake honey and milk

Even though it's from a song and shit i still think the guy could have written in something better.

Ayy, things are about to get better for all Americans. I'm happy about being optimistic now, even if I drop dead tomorrow.

Up till now, nothing worthwhile.

Can't wait for the I TOLD YA SO moment when it just so happens that AllahuAckbar Inshallah was behind the flight's """""""disappearance"""""""

>Hey goy, what the fuck did you just say about Jews?!

RARE

About to type the same thing.
Trump is truly the master shitposter.

this is interesting...

Based Gibraltar.

gracias

Previous flights:
Eritrea > Egypt > Tunisia > Egypt > France > Crash en route to Egypt

It's a bittersweet feeling because the rest of the world is burning and I can only see things getting worse for them.

you've bit me heavens why?

>360 turn and run away
Did Kek speak?

Bomb blew off the tail, loss of control and explosive decompression game over.

shit is years old

>Getting on this plane

That doesn't make sense. How did it maneuver 90° L, R and 360° w/o power?

Does Joe's ability to play guitar uncuck him? (pic related)

Oh come the fuck on, Boortz.

>says for years there is no such thing as the perfect candidate
>absolutely despises Obama
>finally, someone with balls runs
>"No not him, he was mean to me once!"

Still not even half as bad as Erickson, though.

Anyone else /Georgia/ here?

need to register on marinetraffic.com. This is cool, tracking and they update the sat images fairly often..

terrorist air

I flew from De Gaulle to Israel not even a week ago, glad it was Air France and not Allahu Ackbar Air

IT'S HAPPENING
timeslive.co.za/world/2016/05/19/Terror-attack-most-likely-scenario-for-Egyptair-disappearance-experts

timeslive.co.za/world/2016/05/19/Terror-attack-most-likely-scenario-for-Egyptair-disappearance-experts

>nanosection

badly

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Well, leadership is lacking everywhere. Maybe the people will rise up and follow our cue?