Since its the most important day of the year for our brothers to the south, I've invited them to come celebrate with us in this thread!
Ya que es el día más importante del año para nuestros hermanos del sur, les invito para celebrar en este hilo!
Since its the most important day of the year for our brothers to the south, I've invited them to come celebrate with us in this thread!
Ya que es el día más importante del año para nuestros hermanos del sur, les invito para celebrar en este hilo!
Get fucked, retard.
Yes yes, please help us celebrate by killing yourselves all americans and chicanos please
os duelen los culos?
CHICANO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA
Is this the famous commemoration of the sinking of the merchant ship transporting mayonnaise to Mexico?
The Chicanus Morus
la evolucion de la lengua chicana es fascinante no?
>tfw mexican
>birthday is on cinco de mayo
kind of embarrassing tb.h
Happy Birthday buddy
t-thanks
i don't get it, why Gringos care about La Batalla de Puebla?
es una excusa para justificar su alcoholismo
Because our dears compatriots and the retarded chicanos celebrate la batalla de Puebla like if were the Independence Day
holy shit can you all shut the fuck up for the past 3 years i've been hearing about this mostly from americans cinco de mayo cinco de mayo cinco de mayo amaokdsfnlkjfdsokfdoifsd
celebrate it and shut up like every other country
CHI
Because you defeating the french meant you were doomed to always be under our heel
>os
Kill yourself
How old are you?
The fun part is that nobody in Mexico gives a fuck about the may 5, except in Puebla, principally because that shitty battle isn't even the end of the war
Thanks brah, happy cirno day
21
Aaaaaajaja
>our heel
You did nothing, you godamn NEET
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>Celebrates a battle against the French
>Loses war anyways
no te gusta el español ibérico?
what?
>they loses the war
You're some kind of special person or something?
A nadie le gusta ni siquiera a algunos españoles, y los que lo hablan sin ser españoles lucen como gringos fingiendo ser ingléses
I mean, the French took over Mexico, established an Austrian Emperor as the head of state for a few years until he was eventually overthrown because the French abandoned him.
we have Kwanzaa for niggers, Hanukkah for kikes, we need something for beaners too
the french never even had control over all of Mexico
never forget we killed the empire
Yeah, they largely sustained resistance along the US-Mexican border under Benito Juarez, who became President afterwards.
p-pero solo quiero usar la tercera persona informal
>Be Mexico
>Tries to Empire
>Fails miserably both times
>tfw Spanish but terrible at speaking it
>Muh Cervezas
>Muh Monroe Doctrine
La tercera persona informal es diferente dependiendo el país, no es como si sólo existiera una sola forma
We have based Dia de Muertos
but the war never ended, how could they claim vicotry if the fighting never stopped and then the emperor was killed by republican forces
>1st emperor
>Dissolved the Congress
>wants to be absolute monarch
>runs away when someone says "no"
>2nd Emperor
>not even from Mexico, or even fucking Spain
>thinks everyone will love him cause of his good intentions while his army is out executing thousands of Mexicans
Not an answer, please kill yourself, you edgelord
>Since its the most important day of the year for our brothers to the south
wut? it is?
>runs away when someone says "no"
You forgot the best part:
>Returns despite threat that he will be killed
>Returns and gets executed
Happy birthday
Sí, pero ustedes me suena demasiado formal de todos modos
ty
>the fighting never stopped
Fuck we still fighting with French, what we're gonna do?, hey buddy, be sure your sentence make sense before you start to type
>les invito para celebrar
o un CHIcano estupido o un gringo using google translate
Happy Dutch Liberation day
This
¿De donde es tu familia?
what?
happy independence day
Modern Mexican government doesn't have control over Mexico either, what's your point?
does France have control over Mexico today?
el lado de mi padre es nicaragüense y el lado de mi madre es americano
Nothing, only that your writing is shit
>most important day
i dont even get the day off at school
You know nothing about Mexico, please stop posting
aaaarriba las chivas
Are you from Puebla or Veracruz?
porque no eres un mexicano europeo sino un indigena.
mission accomplished.jpeg
ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS
Basically it's a way to sell more alcohol and Mexican food. Hell, when the Battle happened we we're fighting the Civil War. I think it started to be celebrated in California.
NICARAGUA'D
Do you eat dorilocos as well?
ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS
ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS
ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS
Good day to be 21. It's a Friday and it's a drinking "holiday". Enjoy
ARRIBA LAS CHIVAS
That would be true if he'd have who gorvents, but this is false, he was a puppet of the conservative factions rich Mexican people who wanted a monarchy in Mexico, the true is that Maximiliano never had control of the French and neither of the government
No, I'm not Hispanic and that's sold in Mexico.. Also, why would I eat that trash?
That shit isn't even Mexican, it was made by some Hispanic, that isn't even Mexican descendant, but if have pepper is automatically México to the dumb Americans
CHI
Bueno pero no se enojen
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you guys smell funny >:(
BEANED
why are chicanos more patriotic than real mexicans? really makes me think
Japan thinks it's funny Cinco de Mayo :´(
Happy Birthday
haha very funny!
oh yeah, can you explain why?
nope, im from Gto
yeah then theirs all weekend too
thanks man
CHI
>Patriotic for celebrate a fake victory celebration day
Sorry, but we aren't retarded as the chicanos
dunno, should we try?
>EL CINCO DE MAYO
>EL
pero esto que es!
Haha así le han de decir. Se escucha muy gringo eso.
VAS
Get out of this continent
CHI