ITT: things you've learned to never trust in games

ITT: things you've learned to never trust in games

>High elves
>Dark elves
>Deep-elves
>Wood elves
>Snow elves
>Sea elves

>The antagonist

Im noticing a trend here

Story time!

Njggers

>t. Dwarf

Humans best race

>+2 to all stats

Cant beat it

I got ma first trips on niggers, niggz!

> jews sending you on a quest
> main obj
> collect stolen money from another jew

Why all the elf hate user?

>Zerg will never get nerfed in sc2
>brood war still has defiler

A bitch

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>when the gm makes a bunch of rolls behind the gm screen and then smiles and says "sure, you can try that"
>"I changed my mind"

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>implying the elves are suppose to resemble jews

>be me
>having dnd campaign with friend and his little brothers
>Human Death Knight, totally op class, every enemy has to throw a saving roll within 30 yards of me
>Kill the first boss encounter within two of my turns
>friends eldest of the two is a little autistic shit, plays a dwarf paladin
>"Thats not fair, user's character is too powerful"
>DM, can I punch him in the face?
>"Youre going to have to roll for that user, a d20"
>roll a 20
>"You punch him in the face with such force that half the continent goes deaf from the shock wave"
>MFW
>"little bro, take 1 damage off of your hp"
>MFW

EPIC WIN!

I'm just a simple, rustic, wood-elf. You can trust me.

Fuck you you'll just stab me in the back like the thalmor scum you are

Elves are for burning

go be small somewhere else Peter Dinklage

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Elves are only good for sex