About to get fucked in the ass by a hurricane, wish me luck

About to get fucked in the ass by a hurricane, wish me luck

nope

Makes a change from your dads dick, faggot

Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

Turks and Caicos?

gud lok papi

Ever have a man piss in your butt?

Im about to fucking die here

take care user!

Tampa here, this is our only chance to ever escape this hellhole state. I welcome death.

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Fuck off back to your celeb nude thread, Pass User Since 2012, and take your faggoty-ass compassion with you.

I'm an oldfag. I do what i want. Like this.

*takes your hand, and dances*

Tale as old as time...
Tune as old as song...
Bitter sweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong...

Palm beach fag here.

Jacksonville Fag here.
I'm not going anywhere.
I got my kayak ready and my shotgun loaded.

loot me something nice. k take GOOD care.

remember to use lube

Your charm has won me over

Bahamas here

space coast here.
fuck this state. i hate it. if i have to die for it to sink into the ocean, so be it. i wish i had never moved here.

California here. Still sunny.
Nothing else to report

i like the way you be thinkin

except a faggot liberal in every fucking house

I fucking love this state. the women on the beaches are fucking amazing.

Just the way I like it. K thanks

Oregon checking in, half the state still on fire.

get ur tongue out of hillarys ass faggot

fuck this tax and insurance ridden state that makes everyone next to homeless. and lets not forget that its the meca of scams

Cali, I see you

it ain't so bad chill out

Fuck Off and leave Cali user

k have a nice day

what a fucking idiot. proving you truly are a faggot idiot liberal. im in florida you fucking autist

Big O, I see you

lol ha ha your funny.

I'm far from being liberal, now go die in the arms of Irma

Brah I'm in fort myers when they mention fort myers on the news remember me Sup Forums
My food stamps came they issued them because of the storm but no food to buy I heard the Burger places will be selling good with ebt gonna get me some Burger King after the storm.

Don't worry, that fault line will bury you in the sea one day.

Meanwhile in Washington....

Please, the the east coast is going to be the ones who get fucked hard. We're just going to lose power and have to deal with structural damage. No one's dying on the west coast you drama queen

Dude, you just ruined my dinner

Palm Beach county here. If god takes me I hope he takes this god forsaken state with. Nobody should live here. Damn near 108 on a good day. If god doesn't take me, well at least the temperature will be cooler.

"space coast" hate that fucking term of a name.

Outer bands of the hurricane are already coming in land got thunderstorms here right now.

Whatever you do, don't shelter any cubans

OP we're not gonna get fucked in the ass we're really gonna die bro.

Really?