What do I say? I haven't gotten laid in almost 3 years. I'm autistic or stupid, something is not right with me

What do I say? I haven't gotten laid in almost 3 years. I'm autistic or stupid, something is not right with me.

She's from my school.

"Good just getting back from class"
How about this?

good wat up

Hey what's up? Can I put my dinky in your pink & stinky?

Heyy with 2 y's means she wants the D.

This is good. Add a hbu and you're golden

this

"are you the one they call stump grinder?"

Czech'd

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Should I do it?

no you should say this

send

are you a beta?

dubs said thisyou gotta say it, dude, or everyone will think youre a fag.

You must obey the dubs

This is Sup Forums. You know the answer.

I'm not obeying dubs. I'm a guy with a humiliation/chick fetish of course I'm a beta faggot. Having a 2 minute conversation would tell you this.

Cuck*

abandon thread

are you the one they call stump grinder?