/heem/

literally no news

fight in a couple days i think

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mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13908654/bellator-168-results-alessio-sakara-knocks-out-joey-beltran
mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13909204/glory-collision-results-rico-verhoeven-vs-badr-hari-ends-disappointing-injury
youtu.be/nEVSEx1Fpz4?t=6m13s
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension
youtube.com/watch?v=mLLWD0rj7d4
youtube.com/watch?v=3HcLRoQn3nU
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artem

best poster on /heem/ coming through *dabs*

I'm the new John Wick.

bisgoat
natty god
cardio king

schaub bless

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Previous thread: News:

>UFC 206 results
mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13909886/ufc-206-holloway-vs-pettis-live-results

>Bellator 168 results
mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13908654/bellator-168-results-alessio-sakara-knocks-out-joey-beltran

>Glory 36 results
mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13909204/glory-collision-results-rico-verhoeven-vs-badr-hari-ends-disappointing-injury

>Oi nedduh doon soomtin loike dat *touches nose*
youtu.be/nEVSEx1Fpz4?t=6m13s

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Tom Lawlor got busted for a lite version of steroids, soldier of fraud still a bigger cheater than him

>GSP ducking Tyron
>Bisping ducking Romero
whitebois runnin scared

So GSP would rather fight Bisbong than the guy in his own weight class.

Honestly during PPV's I stop keeping up with the threads. They're just way too fast for me and I read the posts after the fight during the padding they have between

that Goldie gif makes me sad

Outstanding thread

125 - Mighty Mouse with 20 title defenses
135 - Cody Garbrandt with 0 title defenses
145 and 155 - Condor McGregor with 0 title defenses
160 - Doesn't exist
170 - No Champion At Present
185 - Bisping with 1 title defense
205 - Nobody Cares
265 - Stipe Miocic with 1 title defenses

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3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
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4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: News:

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

>literally no news

I wish I could Ray Thompson you

Schaub is God

Schaub bless brother

You are the biggest loser on heem general

post some THIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN

Thanks bro, I almost forgot LFA 6 was next week.

>Posting someone who clearly has brain damage

Watch him respond.

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Is this the peak of the female form?

just a reminder from the last thread that I'm fucking a white European

Oh no! Not le funny weigh-ins man!

*gallops towards you*

WME need to book CM Punk vs. Shob

wanna bet its the same guy

Just fuck a surfboard mate

Time to pay up Santos

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I've watched this webm a lot of times and does he really get dropped by slaps?

k sorry.

You guys should meet up irl though and have some drinks then

no homo

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see

milliseconds after this pic was taken schaub was heemed by the speed bag

kek

Gonna go pay the piper.

2 miles today. Last time I gassed out pretty hard at the 0.7 mile mark. Wish me luck /heem/

nice doubles

>Last time I gassed out pretty hard at the 0.7 mile mark.

Just slow down my man

KHALABEEB

ABO'D
B
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>doing cardio

Anything more than 2 reps is cardio.

nice triples

Is there a gif of Anderson getting caught by the flying heelhook?

So pretty.

>fags on Sherdog legit using the 'Bisping deserves a payday line'
wew lad
I'm a bit mad

Remember when Brandon Vera got his nose smeared across his face with """slaps""" by that roided up chimpzillian?

Yeah idk man wouldn't be my favourite. Also look how Rutten used to straike

He's beaten Cung Le and had hard fought wars against CB Dolloway and Thales Leites.

Patrician fetish

as far as im concerned, fuck yoel romero. the guy is a steroid cheat and and also cheats in the octagon. i hope he never gets a title shot and pisses hot again so the UFC cuts him. fuck off back to florida-lite

GSP vs Bisping? Fucking hell! Maybe that's why the UFC was sold because they knew eventually it would turn into shit like this. What a joke!

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youtube.com/watch?v=mLLWD0rj7d4
>I wasn't myself
>I'm not going to be holding back in the next fight
>I didn't throw things I normally do
damn americans always full of excuses

I didn't pay the piper since November, went today with a plan to run 4 times 10 minutes, did half and had to quit cause my lungs were on fire. Felt like a sack of shit afterwards, going back to square one after doing 15 minutes times 4 last autumn

God that's the gear.

Got any flying armbars?

how do i get a gf lads?

Not be Estonian

have to stop being autistic

Say it with me

THE

NATTY

GOAT

you're autistic

Get chloroform

Anyone else have Fight Pass and get tat survey in their email? Very strange, seems like they're about to make some big changes to Fight Pass.

Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: News:

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

youtube.com/watch?v=3HcLRoQn3nU

ch-cholo gangster from the hood


damn I miss 2016 already

Jokes on you, im actually from Kerry.

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>tfw my webm gets used for OP

here's the other version for real FITE FANS

>Your webm

I made it

this fucking head that bows out above the temples sends me running

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>tfw to smart 4 wit boys to figor out

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
FUCK WMEIMG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

literally didnt bruh i have the original and made it myself

post yours and it wont come up as duplicate

>heem the champion of the division in a title fight
>"yeah he doesn't deserve the belt because he beat guys who weren't champion before he heemed the champion"

>reeeeeee
why?

I've been mad all day 2bh

>COCKHOLD

BTFO

>WEEDMAN

BTFO

>ROIDEL

BTFO

>JACAROID

BTFO

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>oh he's ducking thompson
>kicks his ass. judges are stupid
>hes ducking
>fighting and kicking his ass again next week

Michael Bisping, who has fought some of the most dangerous fighters on Earth over a career spanning 13 years, is apparently """ducking""" contenders because he's taking big money fights

>big money fights
UFC 204 did garbage numbers, how was it a big money fight?

would have done worse in London with Romero or Jacare

>who has fought some of the most dangerous fighters on Earth

Oh for sure he was tagging Cung Le with some nice leg kicks my man

youtube.com/watch?v=fouGlSzm5-w

lol

You know this how? UFC threw him a bone with an easy fight and he ended up nearly losing to a retiree.

Wasn't it in the north? Like Manchester?

Also what do you expect when its a 3am show?

>Rockhold x2
>Anderson Silva
>TRTor
>Wanderlei 7 years ago
>Prime Hendo
>Prime Rashad

makes me laugh when twitter fingers think he's scared of Romero when he'd rather a bigger payday

>take big money fights
>in the process don't fight contenders
>somehow isn't ducking the contenders
?????????

It did really well gate wise but Euros don't buy ppv's

>When he fights top 10 guys he always loses

Wow I sense a pattern here.

confirmed roiders don't deserve dick

The actual venue sold out in minutes dsepite it being 3am
It's just PPV numbers which were at 3 or 400k which isn't a lot, but somewhat decent honestly. Nothing touching the big draws, but better than a few otthers

is /heem/ pro-woodley or pro-wonderboy?

>always loses

>Beat Andersona and Rockhold
>Both ranked top 10

Well I mean you're paying for something at 3 in the morning that you can just download in the morning when you wake up. What do they expect?

el cucuy

>will forever be longer reigning champ than Rockhold