We just signed the NATO pact

We just signed the NATO pact
What are we in for?

More expenses on your defensive capabilities;
In a few years you will need to grow a professional army;
More expenses on your defensive capabilities;
Commitment to enter in wars that the other members of NATO are already in;
More expenses on your defensive capabilities;
Updating your weapons, mostly US, UK made;
More expenses on your defensive capabilities;

Cuckoldry

RIP Montenegro

≫74452574 (You)
It depends on whether you are considered white or not. If not, then things are looking up for you.

God help you. What have you done? How could you be so dense?

Now you can be a geopolitical football :D

Welcome to the party

Farewell, old friend.

Hate from Serbs

>≫74452574 (You)

kek

YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Literally nothing though desu, you might get some new gunz and shit but that's about it. We also might defend you if you get attacked but don't bet on it.

...

Shit, yet another country we'll have to go fight when the time comes.

>implying any of these are bad
Also most NATO country don't do shit when they """help""" ameribros in the middle east. They're glorified office workers.

So basically, expenses and suffering
btw NATO bombed us 20 years ago, EAT SHIT AMERIFATS

But senpai, Vucic will drag you to NATO too

>Professional Armies
>NATO members

pick one

You're saying conscript armies are more professional?

Since you only spend 1,3% of your GDP on the military you're basically giving Trump another reason to decrease American funding for Nato, thus weakening the alliance even more.

Trump doesn't have much chance of being elected

>nigger mountain

Found the Slavaboo

Looks like a fucking leaf forgot that his country doesn't have a real army. Euro forces are laughable.

Congratulations, you are Russian target now.

screw you fags
and fuck NATO

bunch of fucking leeches
"hur dur we lobs russia now"
well screw you, because for 20 years you've been insulting it and threatening it

you're retarded

FUCKIN TRAITORS

what is that small thing in south america?

New NWO puppet, congratz.

their understanding of democracy

Worst mistake of whatever relevence your lives had.

France and the UK are actually pretty decent

This And Russian butthurt.
Welcome.

>falling for the NATO meme

I guess you're a cuck for the US empire and its partner in crime the wanna-be imperialist french and the bean counters in Frankfurt

Crnogorci su najgori ljudi od svih ex yu. Mozda cak i na svetu. Siptari vam decu pojeli dabogda.

Trump gimping it in november

Fin proxy, Ante

We literally couldn't care any less

Arrogance doesn't help you hide insecurities, Burger

Worst time to join.

>Trump becomes president
>US forces you to spend at least 2% of your budget in defense.

Trump becoming the president is literally the only reason I'm for entering NATO

> Montenegro

>Some shitty state in US
why do Amerifats pretend they're living great?
They're most likely living in some van near a swamp fucking their cousin

French guiana

Welcome! You are now on the winning side.

Ignore all the Russian shills. They are just buttblasted that no real countries like Russia.

Remember, if you are attacked, we are attacked.

>get bombed by NATO
>join it 17 years later
Are you people stupid?

What if attack comes from the inside?

> actually believing this

> get nuked by America
> become puppet of America and have a fantastic economy

Japan turned out alright.

Nothing much, just your coordinates added to first strike list.

No one likes you Ivan.

Everyone wants to be on ourside.

I'm pretty sure they would've turned out alright anyways.

It's not like they weren't alright before the bombs.

No, actually there were massive protests in MNE to oppose this. But, the guy in charge of the country has been in power for some 28 years now and his paychecks are signed by you cucks, so the protests didn't help.

>this guy
whats a professional army for you?

>this is what poor Balkan 'people' actually think

Where do you get your perceptions of Americans from, some shitty soviet era TV show?

Your society will be filled with feminists and transexuals for starters, estrogen will be pumped into your water supply to control straight men who are now viewed as subversives. A synagogue will be erected in your capital city where child sacrifices will take place. Needless to say all of your news and media will now have to be approved by jews before being released to you. Jewish banks and businesses will replace all the native ones ect

These are just a few things, maybe 2% but it represents the general theme

Welcome to the winning side of WWII

>based montenigers

> muh protests

Haha. Faggots.

Make your bets - which NATO country will be attacked by NATO forces first? Since this is the most realistic scenario of NATO getting any action at all.

Greece?
Poland?
Turkey?
Hungary?

Well, Canada is in NATO and we don't adhere to the mandatory 2% of GDP to the military, and we never really go to war, except in Afghanistan but that was dope, I wouldn't worry

If they'd been conquered by the USSR, I'm completely sure that we'd have another N Korea.

You can expect professional army and 2% of your GDP going towards the budget and modernization of your equipment.

Hopefully Trump wins and enforces that min 2% on everyone.
But nothing will change in your life.

Your army will have to get NATO-approved equipment (US gives their spare/a bit older equipment cheap for it's members) and better organization.

You basically just committed suicide which in turn means your going to hell.

NATO is just US + their vassals.

Is there any procedure to leave NATO? Is that even possible?

nato is gay

Being on the wrong side in the upcoming race war.

Say goodbye to Serbia, and Russia, Say hello to Turkey, and the hordes of muzzies the bring along..... Serbia still based, shame on you montenegro.

Get cucked m8

WHY ARE WE ADDING NATIONS FROM THAT LITTLE CLUSTERFUCK PART OF EUROPE. TURKEY IS BAD ENOUGH REEEEE

Congrats Milojko, you learned how to use proxies. Im amazed.

>Being this dense (or is it denial)

Jewish subversion, mostly.

Allahu akbar another quffar to die for Sultan-Caliph "Fist of Allah" Erdoğan.

Serbia doesn't close it's borders. It's cucking all of europe

Welcome to the hegemon. When we need to fight a war for Israel, be ready, we'll give you a call.

>NATO

>What are we in for?

Useless military expenses for nothing

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kek

Serbian butthurt

The rules in NATO state Atleast 2% GDP on defense but only 4 nations follow that and it's not really enforced.

We have been europes gate against the slimes for thousands of years and they repay us by embargoing us and bombing us, you reap what you sow fuck you

Massive protests funded by Russia.

Atleast we didn't lose to asians living in the jungles rocking flip flops and straw hats.

jebem ti mater glupu siptarsku

keep hating, Vojvodina belongs to Hungary.

A crna gora pripada siptarima.

A Srbija Hrvatima
get fucked you stupid genocidal nigger

And the Albozergs join the fray.

More shit the US will cover.

Milogorac a.k.a Crveni Hrvat a.k.a ustaša. Najgora drzava i ljudi na svetu

why dont you egg shell niggers dont stay in your own country god damn

Cetnik a.k.a mrtva nacija a.k.a Americka kurva
Nekad dobri ljudi, a sad samo djubre po kom se pisa

Well I think history repeats so I'm going to go with Poland kek

his 18 cousins who moved to USA to experience their shitty living conditions first hand told him

Literally a tiny Africa.

>NATO
>Amerifats
Pick one. Don't know what you're QQing about...america going to pick up the tab anyways.

Prosto je neverovatno kad neki nesrbin kaze Srbinu da je genocidan. Zona sumraka jebote. Ja sam autošovinista ponekad ali ima gorih od Srba, svaki dan to vidim.

WHAT???
*puts on шaјкaчa*

Odjebi Dzamile

Everyone gets attacked!