Ok guys you fucked up all my matches. Let's get me laid this time

Ok guys you fucked up all my matches. Let's get me laid this time.

Shaken but.. Not stirred

We doing trips BTW

Well then re roll

So dam close

I get turned on when my dog farts

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Uh, why blame us? You're the fuck who keeps going to Sup Forums asking them what to say to girls on the internet.

I met a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds great, doesn't it?

I just finished cumming in my own mouth

If you're down to have a 3way with my dad and I that would help us out a lot in the father-son bonding department. My pops just went through his 4th divorce and he's been all mopey ever since.

Rolling

the dubs speak

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ask her to trade a handie for dino chicken tendies

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What type of raccoon are you?

Nice dubs bro, but check these trips

No disrespect, do you squirt? I aint trynna drain your meat flaps, im just hashtag askin'. My boys trynna pop a drain in your beef glands, but I'm just trynna write some Super Nintendo yelp reviews. What you reading? Mein kampf?

Sorry fucking autocorrect.

HOLY SHIT YOU STULID FUCKING UNCULTURED BITCH. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOU FUCKING DEPRAVED SELFIE ADDICTION AND KILL YOURSELF YOU WHORE.

Eric Andre show kek

Sorry, I'm into really inappropriate things, you probably aren't :( Look, this just isn't working out, I'm gonna go jerk off to some amputee porn...

You know it

Reroll

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the fuckioli

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Roll again

Reroll

my sides

Have a normal conversation with her and gradually start replacing the majority of your vocabulary with the lyrics to the national anthem

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a sword o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your spear~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your arrows you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your emperor it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your armor daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles shield and squirms I want to see your big daddy arrows~ wiggles spear I have a little sword o3o wags shield can you please get my sword~ puts shields on your arrows nyea~ its a seven inch emperor rubs your armor can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad spear I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites emperor like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your arrows as I lick my emperor I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some shield unbuttons your sword as my emperors glow you smell so musky :v licks armor mmmm~ so musky drools all over your emperor your daddy sword I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy shield hehe puts shield on armor and inhales deeply oh god im so emperor~ licks arrows punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles armor I love your musky goodness bites spear please punish me licks sword nyea~ suckles on your emperor so good licks pre of your shield salty goodness~ emperors role back and goes armor deep mmmm~ moans and emperors

Rollerino

Fuck it I'll roll for that

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This

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Would you like some crabs?

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I'm a Sup Forums faggot op please help me not be a faggot by giving me money via bitcoin or paypal

holy shit op

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Tell her that you just got back from Vietnam and need someone to hold you when the nightmares come.

Rilll

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Wanna touch dicks?

where's the reply?

Rolling:

Want a dick pic?

Get in here boys

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No reply yet fam

have a normal conversation and continually steer the conversation back to baseball stats

Blah blah blah you look hot wanna bump nasties

Blow me like Irma

Look I aint got time for this shit, my doctor said if I dont cum buckets soon Imma get ball cancer

are you the same dude from yesterday?

I was raped by my uncle but that's not why I'm a faggot.

do you not cum in your own mouth m'lady?

This is getting interesting

C'mere and tell me if this tastes infected.

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>getting interesting

Thread is already over friend, she's not going to reply anymore

i think you know what I mean ;)

This made me hard. What the fucking hell is wrong with me

yeah i just really like baseball

Yeah autism took over this thread