The rules >fortunes might take some time to make >reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread >i have the right to refuse service to anyone >one fortune per user >fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit >discussion is accepted >any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you >last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
Logan Wood
Wow today was also a bad day to make fortunes
Ryder Hughes
Whats my fortune osaka
Mason Flores
God bless you user >your fortune says all the uncertainties in your life will go away once you die
Jonathan Cooper
Well thats certainly an interesting fortune
Jacob Nelson
fortune plz
Ethan Clark
gib fortun pls
Jose King
I try to make them enjoyable for everyone but there are times when noting good comes up at all. Robbie my boy how are you? >your fortune says you will morph into the biggest tumor the world has ever seen
John Perez
Fortune pls
Alexander Johnson
Ive had a rough day Osaka, what be my fortune
Nathaniel Wilson
>your fortune says false hope will help you live longer but the pain of knowing its false will fuck you up more. >your fortune says a new virus will infect your computer for all the scat porn you saw How rough was it? >your fortune says have a drink but don't drink too much or else you will end up like pic you posted
Dylan Walker
Lol I'm not into scat, last two were xtrmely accurate tho
Kayden Clark
Which two fortunes?
Dominic Ortiz
Well Osaka, hit me with it.
Isaac Howard
Could I get a ummm fortune please
Thomas Perry
YO let's get me a fortune over here
Asher Rivera
I'll have a fortune, please.
Wyatt Murphy
what do you use for fortunes
Jack Lee
I'm about to go to bed; I might as well get a fortune first.
Dylan Martinez
I feel sad now but many thank for give of fortun
James Russell
I'd like a fortune, please.
Mason Hall
Give it to me senpai.
Bentley Hill
So do you hate emoticons? lol
Josiah Wilson
Wario I shitposted you one time >your fortune says osaka will slap you hard Sure homer >your fortune says you will forget my existence in a few minutes Aight nig >your fortune says rap your way up top to become some other rappers bitch I use chopsticks user >your fortune says the other fortune tellers with crucify you for believing in me Night user have a good sleep >your fortune says your dog will rape you in your sleep Dont feel sad lets talk some more Here you are user >your fortune says a pink chicken will lay a egg on your computer giving it true anonymity but the catch is that your retarded *slaps you with fortunes* >your fortune says you have awaken a terrible habit No not really >your fortune says post some anime emoticons and get flipped off by another user
Jayden Anderson
Awww yeah homie knows what's crackin! WE OUT
Aiden King
Sorry I missed you there user >your fortune says sneek away from the masses Peace son
Ethan Evans
But you told me a few days ago wtf are those emoticons you retards
Nolan Stewart
>your fortune says you have awaken a terrible habit Started smoking to deal with social anxiety, fortan on point.
Parker Ramirez
Did I say that user I don't remember? Isn't there another way to deal with your anxiety, What do you like to do other than smoke?
Sebastian Kelly
Osaka-chan! Osaka-chan! What is my fortune for this weekend?!
I'm gonna be playing a children's trading card game!
Christopher Bennett
Sounds fun I guess why tell me this? >your fortune says cheat your way to victory and become number one
Michael Bell
Because I'm hoping for something good! And not to be, like, dismembered or anything.
Andrew Campbell
Yea you did
Nicholas Reyes
Please gimme some fortune
Ryan Peterson
Fortune?
Thomas Fisher
Fortune me up bb
Juan Perry
Don't worry that won't happen to you user anyway who are you going to play with? Well sorry I guess that might had been another osaka or I just have shit memory Cardcaptor sakura was a good show >your fortune says you will be dismember horribly by eil Roth Sure also nice image >your fortune says you will flip off a blind person just because you want to see there reaction Why call me bb? >your fortune says its not good to spy on other messages
Connor Harris
fortune please
Thomas Nguyen
I'm heading to a regional, so probably a lot of strangers, for several hours.
It'll be fun. I'm heading down with some pals from our local group.
Alexander Torres
>your fortune says the quality of things lowers over time What group your in user? Its sounds fun
Christian Gray
Eli Roth? Who dat?
Blake Gonzalez
Just a few of the other players at our local card shop, and by extension, our city.
Noah Reed
Some guy that makes torture movies like saw Where are they going to be hosting the event?
Jacob Brown
Someplace in Atlanta. Last time I attended one, there were nearly 300 players.
Chase Brown
anything else
Joseph Watson
Im in California so alanta is farrr awaay from me, what got you in cards anyway
Jace Jones
It's yugioh. Pretty much got into it by watching the Tv show like everyone else, then dropped it.
Then found some friends who liked it, played for a while, then dropped it again.
Then found another interest in it, and now I'm playing again.
Brandon Cruz
Okay since you asked that basically applies to everything in the universe and your body as well. That's how I am so no shame in that I guess.
Xavier Flores
I think it's fun.
Ryder Bailey
Osaka, will I win the MegaMillions lottery's jackpot before my current ticket expires?
Dominic Torres
Fortune me
Leo Williams
wtb fortune
Luke Rogers
My life has been filled with despair. What fortune does my favorite girl hold for me?
Dominic Cooper
where's my fucking fortune
Elijah Collins
Good for you enjoying the things you like with out fear of looking like a geek No even statistics goes against that probability >your fortune says spend your money on things that will be guarantee of use >your fortune says your teeth will feel a sharp pain as I drill on your cavities >your fortune says fuck a pie to get notice here Thank you for being nice user >your fortune says stop wanting to feel like shit so you can do something about it Chill user I got one here just for you >your fortune says break the table if you want to fight so much
Leo Wood
It's okay to look like a geek. I'm not too worried, or maybe I forgot how to properly worry.
Or is that just growing up? I'm having fun, and that's what counts.
Sebastian Sanders
Im paranoid most of the time so I don't know how that feels but im glad your going to have fun
Andrew Nguyen
Tell me my fortune pl0x
Isaiah Rivera
Fortune Now plz
Alexander Reed
Nothing to be ashamed of, fear gets the better of us all.
I've been around enough that I still see people being pretty shy, whether around events like these, or just interacting with strangers.
Like this 12-something-year-old selling a coupon book as part of some September school fundraising event. I thought I'd throw him a bone and bought one-it actually looks pretty neat.
Elijah Stewart
Hit me with a fortune before I go to sleep please.
David Moore
>your fortune says your hair will keep you warm for winter >your fortune says you will die by a papercut that got infected I don't play cards at all user but that was a nice thing to do for him Sure >your fortune says it better to handle the issue than avoding it
John Thomas
i may not be the first user to fuck a pie, but i sure won't be the last
as you command genie
Joshua Gutierrez
Fortune ploxx
William Perry
Thank you user post results for me please >your fortune says you will speak in broken english for three hours long on saturday
John Rivera
Bump
Christopher James
Why aren't you sleeping
Charles Gonzalez
Do I get a cookie with my fortune?
Justin Collins
Because I don't feel like it also its still 10:39 where im at Sure alice >your fortune says you will get the biggest cookie I can summon
Carson Lopez
Please tell me you're a master wizard
Isaac Murphy
*drops a twenty on your floor* Maybe I am what is your favorite cookie to eat?
Wyatt Robinson
Thanks, Osaka! I've already come up with a to-do list in that scenario.
Austin Cooper
Are you the depressed user? And no problem
Benjamin Howard
Gotta be a soft-ish serve Vanilla cookie with Reese's peanut butter chips
Hunter Edwards
I don't like reese's very much but I love the root beer cookie that chips ahoy had
Hudson Baker
...They had what? How have I not heard of this?!
Alexander Mitchell
I remember them realising it around 2011 but I think they still have it today
Elijah James
Now I've gotta go on an adventure sometime soon to find me a box...
Jason Phillips
Here's how they look like and it will be worth it Osaka
Bentley Thompson
You have no idea how delicious that sounds right now, I'm so baked and I'm starting to get the muchies yo, these will be my white castle.
Charles Fisher
had em, confirmed for tasty - taste like shit if youve already had enough sugar though
Colton Young
Don't get to lost now and get some jack in the box as well
Zachary Nelson
Sadly we don't have a Jack in the Box anywhere near where I live or the neighboring towns... I also basically live back in the woods so that's entirely possible.
Jayden Baker
Don't eat alot anymore but I still would eat them everyday if I felt like it Call someone to grab it for you then don't want the cougers to get you
Josiah Cox
A fortune would be cool
Adam Sullivan
No worries, I'm always packin' a pistol at the very least, besides it's not an adventure if I don't go do it myself and you just know they won't taste as good if I don't
Levi Allen
Osaka-chan, what's my fortune?
Jaxon Adams
yoooo fortune pls~!! I'm gonna get a tattoo of you Osaka, under my armpit, the pose like in the opening of the series, when all the girls jump!
Elijah Green
>your fortune says being cool is cool because its cool get it? Post result when you get there okay Alice Nice leg >your fortune says you will lose the other leg in to match your style Cool >your fortune says good luck and dreams will bless you for a year
Isaiah Rivera
Hello, fortune user. I only have one question. Will I ever have the friends I ever longed for? Thanks in advance, in case you do reply.
Lincoln Cook
>>your fortune says good luck and dreams will bless you for a year I broke a mirror just 3-4 years ago...but if you say so,COOL
Lucas Jones
What do you seek in a friend also I can be your if you want? >your fortune says know who your talking to to improve the succes of your conversation Yeah it overrides it
Chase Moore
Osaka, can I get a fortune, too? Pic unrelated
Jaxson Peterson
>your fortune says its alway good to take precautions
Noah Martinez
>What do you seek in a friend I always wanted something like the sidekick they sometimes show in tv series. But not the tipical one, but rather like that one that's with the outcasts but is a total bro or sis, and will support you no matter what. I know it sounds pathetic, but it's the truth. >also I can be your if you want? Sounds awesome. I'd like that a lot.
Lincoln Kelly
Oh like sakura brother from cardcaptor sakura also give me your discord if you have one
Jayden Miller
thinking of changing my course in life, as I hate my job, want to go to school, and am quite lonely after my fiance/gf of 5 years split 3 years ago.