Ask Buddha anything!

Ask Buddha anything!

Why are people so weird about religion? Normal religious people always seem so far and between.

>at Taco Bell
Beef? Chicken? Steak?

sup?

Why do we exist; just to suffer?

is ist healthy to be so fat

Isn't being a fatso incompatible with the elevation of your spirit?

THAT'S NOT BUDDHA.

Lol is he gonna be like "ask Buddha" then not reply because there is no Buddha

Our default is to be weird. Everytime you are not being weird, you are suffering.

All three, with extra sour cream. How you think I get this big?

Got reborn yesterday. Other than that, not much.

More or less. But sometimes, you get to be a faggot.

Don't get attached to this worldly shell.

It gives my spirit a reason to ascend to the higher plane.

Pic unrelated.

Yes

What is the fundamental teaching of Buddhism?

Don't get spun up about shit, just relax and let go.

What is virtue?

Are you recreating goatse with your belly button?

Clear your mind, and the answer will make itself known.

Will I win the lottery before my ticket expires?

Every time I fuck your mom, she makes me eat a cupcake to keep up my strength. Needless to say, I'm putting on the weight.

Suffering is your past, present, and future.

those digits dont lie

Thanks for the wake-up call, Buddha.

is true virtue aware of itself? or in being aware of the concept of virtue, does it cease to be virtue?

How does one become happy ?

...

are you dumber than a monkey?

> how big of a monkey?

why are you such a fat fuck?

How do you stop overthinkjng and lessen anxiety?

By understanding that you cannot improve yourself.
If you could you would be improved.
By releasing expectation, observation without judgment does not lead to disappointment.
To know that your anxiety is only the fear of uncertainty, and the desire to keep existing.
live in the present, without doubt of the future, nor regret for the past.
Know, that you are unique, unimportant and insignificant, yet irreplaceable.
breathe.

why is your religion the only religion im okay with?

WHY ARE YOU SITTING IN MY CHAIR!!

should i:

become a karateman
become a shaolin man
becomin a boxin man
become a drunken boxing man

should i quit drinking happy fat man

will it actually make life better

buddha did u disappear

am i cool