Sup Forumsros, I need some solid advice

Sup Forumsros, I need some solid advice.

don't be me:
>19
>kissless handhold less virgin
>failure at college
>failure at life
>socially awkward
>self conscious
>ugly


Decided to download tinder and I found someone who wants to fuck tonight or this weekend. Not going to lie, I'm really not attracted to her, but beggers can;t be choosers right?

Should I just swallow my pride, since this might be my only chance or am I just horny and thinking with my dick? I feel just feel like I might regret this tomorrow morning.

Post pic of her first

pussy is pussy
especially for a virgin
fuck her and enjoy yourself and her

GOOD LUCK M8

if you think you can actually get hard from her then go for it

OP imma tell you a huge secret

unless you really want to be doing it, sex isn't that great

What the fuck have you been doing for the last 9 years instead of living a normal sex life?

19 isn't old enough to fail at college. And post her pic.

There's plenty of women out there just for you. Smash this girl and once your stroke game gets better, you can climb the totem pole

Or you can become a faggot and try to be a top but you seem like a bottom to me

Gotta slay a few dragons before you find your princess man, go for it.

Just don't get sucked in cause you like pussy. If you're not attracted to her you probably never will be, so just pump and dump, move on to the next.

Mate, I'll be straight forward, your first time isnt supposed to be awesome, most of them are shit. I say do it, you need experience from it, you'll feel more confident after that, trust me... Just get rid of the girl after that.

GET a load of THIS homo!
Crying emoji

Tell me how it goes. Im on the verge of doing the same

losing your virginity to some tinder whore will just make you more of a loser and degenerate

>just get rid of the girl after

What did he mean by this?

I mean, does your mommy shelter you? Play video games all day? Ever hold a job? Really, op, what the fuck do you do all day?

just do it and if you totally bomb or don't have a good experience.. don't worry about it! you need to get one notch under your belt .. believe me .. girls can pick up on the difference between virgin and non-virgin steez .. and once you've done it once you'll be surprised how much easier it will be to get a girl to fuck you.

question? how big are you (both body shape and dick size?) .. when you masturbate do you go for a long while or always rub out a quick one. these factors will play into your success or failure. believe me though .. i've seen some ugly ass dudes get laid all the time .. so don't give up!

holy fucking shit
this is the most cringeworthy bullshit i've read in my life
get the fuck off my planet

this. find someone you actually care about nigga

Bet he doesnt even clean his room either.

andShow cunt or gtfo.

>girls can pick up on the difference between virgin and non-virgin steez
calling bs on that
also the fuck is a steez

OP- do you have a drivers license? Do you wear nice clothes? Ever clean your own room? What the actual fuck?

Damn, that was too easy.

Just transgender, OP.

Clearly you have been raised as a helpless tit. Forever a beta faggot. Your only hope is to be someones bitch. GTFO

Like Eminem once said, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog and bail

maybe not for you! but for myself and a lot of friends I know .. breaking the virgin bubble changes your confidence levels and girls pick up on that. you might not go from being a loser to being Mr. Suave but it will level you up considerably.

she's the one on the left.

she has pretty eyes though right?

7 inces, 5'11 probably like 125lb (no joke).

really, well that's relieving to hear

Alright thanks everyone for the reassurance. If I do go fuck her, should I mention I'm a virgin or is that a mistake?


I feel like this may be true, you really think so?

I'll type it out in a sec, don't want thread to die.

Fuck the shit out of that heifer.

Projection much?

get some condoms and plow away user

This

Being a virgin at 19 isn't terrible. But you are in the minority.

If you don't take action now, you'll be a 25+ year old virgin before you know it.

If you feel like you can get a hard on with this chick (and preferably cum too) than I would say bite the bullet and go for it.

This. She's not hot but she's not a shamefuck either.

Yeah, she's not attractive but she's not hideous. I would personally pass, but I'm not ugly. You claim that you are, so I would say go for it.

You make me sad

Totally

>tfw just turned 22 and still virgin
at least I got my dick sucked a couple times I guess

Oldfag here. I can tell she's crazy from her pic and profile. Crazy girls are amazing in bed. She doesn't look that bad either. Definitely definitely go fuck her

26 year old virgin here. not even that bad looking, was in bed naked with 3 different girls but each time I couldn't get a boner because i'm addicted to porn.

don't be so hard on yourself NIGGER you're only 19

Everything you know pretty much goes out the window in the next few years. If you want to fuck then fuck but don't slam some ham planet if you just think it's going improve your life

Fail at college? lol that's not possible..... 90% is just showing up, go workout 2-3 times a week see what position that puts you in over time.

Not that bad, would fuck if I haven't been laid in a while.

Ok since no one seems to have their fucking eyes open Ill say ot myself.... op if youre ugly why do you think attractive girls are going to want you... at least get a good body so tou can land the same

Gotta start somewhere, it'll be worth it even if it's not all fantasy driven and blah blah. Just do it, there's nothing to lose and only experience to gain. You got this