A friend and I are starting a private security firm. Help us name it

A friend and I are starting a private security firm. Help us name it.

Mi General Helicopter Rides

SeQueerity Guards

Chad

Big Guys For You.... Security

I assume you're male and you contract out your services, so rentboys.com seems appropriate.

International Security Intelligence Solutions

Chads R Us

I like this one.

Beta Wuss Security

Pro Tectors

Beef Cake on a Leash

Bone Thugs N Harm a Knee

B. COAL

P R I V A T E D I C K

Seek Ur E.T. Intergalactic Communication Company.

Golden Shower Protection Services

Nice trips op,
Secure backdoor ;)

Niggers-B-Gone

2 gays 1 walkie talkie

Shake weight champions

A resort for bodyguards?

A Dick, a Prick, and a Hick Protection Services

"Expand super huge dragon Hitler bobble head vibrator, includes super erotic fuckmaster 6000 pro Idubbz sex doll (Batteries not included)"

Concrete stompers

That's Not My Job Security.

Take a Knee Security

Tripscheckem Security

>Not My Yob Seguridad

>Nog-AWAY
>2 CHAINZ N THEN SOME
>Dance Safe
>FromUndaPD
>Hard Time ...for THEM
>Enchiladas and Jorchatas

Don't really look for anything just ask them to raise their arms, touch each side of their chest, and wave them through Protection Services

Jakov and Jakov

Bermuda Security Operations

"Let us be your shadows"

Bill & Ted's Excellent Secuirty

THIS

Fight Milk Security

kek

rolling for this

Dindu Stoppers Inc.

By bodyguards for bodyguards. cawcaw

Contractually obligated to stand around doing nothing security