Who or what gave you your first boner, Sup Forums?

Who or what gave you your first boner, Sup Forums?

First boner? Kissing a girl. Then, I got one from kissing a boy about a year later.

1st boner - my cub scout uniform

1st wet dream - yogi bear

1st drycum - tent buddy, scouts

1st orgasm - an eagle scout who smashed my prostate in

You ;)

Your Mom

so which do u prefer titties or penis

Arnold Schwarzenegger

faggot ass

Girls gone wild commercials on Comedy Central late at night.

Penis in uniform now. I can't get hard unless i'm around uniforms.

the scene from the Hulk animated series where she-hulk transforms for the first time.

A picture of Christina Aguilera back in 2000

Arielle from disney when i was 4

>be me
>be 6
>best childhood friend next door
>talked him into playing with my dick
>Diamonds
More stories if desired

cassandra from waynesworld, she was first wet dream too

>boners at age 4

Fairly certain botan was my first boner
She is probably why anime has corrupted me and it's hard for me to fap to 3dpd

my first was also 4

quick google says boys can get erections as early as 2

That's crazy
did not know

In the car with my dad when we went down a hill really fast. Was like 6

>pic related

This did.

I'm surprised nobody has asked me more about this

>early as 2
not as fun as you'd think, really.

can you tell me moar? quite interested. nice dubs, btw. checked

probably my moms ass. I have memories of being 4 or 5 years old and sneaking into their room in the early morning and poking it/rubbing my face on it, had an ass obsession since.
>pic related was my first vidya crush
> I used to fap to lewd fanfics about her

whats this

>5th grade
>was a real faggot as a kid
>used to pretend to be a girl by putting my legs in one sleeve of my pajama pants so it was a "dress" so i could imagine what it was like to be a girl
>it's not enough
>need to pretend i have a vagina too
>start trying to roll my dick back up inside itself by pulling the skin on the shaft forward and pushinf in the head (circumcised but luckily it's not super tight)
>notice after awhile of attempting this my dick would get longer
>wtf
>don't realize what I'd done until my dad explained erections talking about the birds and the bees
I'm not trans btw but I still fantasize about being a girl and fap to trap porn

i read that babies (2 year olds) dont like it but at 4 i enjoyed it fully

I popped my first boner when I was 5.
I had a crush on the local butcher.
He was a big, big bellied hairy man. I grew up in his image, and I can't walk into a butcher's store without cracking half a woody

Trips don't lie

This pic. Found it on a Geocities site and realized I had a fetish for women in diapers.

I remember almost ruining my dad's VHS tapes by rewinding them over and over for some hot angles.

My older brother showed me some hardcore porn tapes when I was like six. I don't remember how big little me's dick was but I do remember thinking well this little fella sure did get big.

No, there wasn't any incest stuff. He just found some porn in the folks room and was like, whoa, let's check this out.

I was probably like 10 years old. I was at a friend's house and he showed me porn for the first time. Gave me a boner while I was watching it and I felt so uncomfortable about it that I had to leave.

Within a week or so later I started masturbating for the first time. I remember just using two fingers around my tiny little kid dick and my cum was clear.

...

that was me as a kid too, every fucking detail except my dad explaining it.
i forgot about using one pant/gym shorts leg as a dress till now

i used to find it easier to push my penis back inside myself when i was in the bath

>yogi bear
?

My female friend is a nurse. She told me once how they sometimes play with the newborn babies' penises in the hospital's nursery and compare their erect sizes. Fucked up I know. I didn't even know babies could get boners and I' a guy. She seemed completely surprised I didn't know.

So am i

Same.

Turns out I am sexually attracted to talking bears

can you remember which film the first boner? lol

Commando. By the gods he had incredible arms of sex.

Lady Kayura's ass from Ronin Warriors. Series aired on Cartoon Network in the early 2000's. One episode showed pic related.

Eh, ya might as well.

First boner - getting a bj from the 13 year old neighbour girl when I was 7
First boner and completion - found this movie in my dads closet.
This scene still makes me cum. Shame it's John Holmes and she's getting the AIDS.

You got taste, user

fascinating... so did you watch the first five minutes of terminator over and over again? "nice night for a walk!"

Ronin Warriors was on CN? I remember that shit from the 80s

botan still gives me boners tbh

Are you a total fag now or is it just the butcher?

Total fag. But just the smell of being in a butchery is enough to get me off. Seems my brain assigned that to him

It was part of the Toonami block around 1999 - 2001.

Every once in a while u meet a person who has this uncle who smelled like cheap whisky and menthol cigarettes and every time he smells any methol vibes he gets these flashbacks on uncle molesting him and stuffing him like a turkey on a madhouse so yeah i dont like people

Sorry about your uncle man

My twin sister. It was awkward because I'm not a boy.

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