Most painless way to end one's life's? Considered pic related, but I can't bear the throught of my mom and dad walking into my room and seeing me face exploded. I've always had unnatural amounts of empathy, I guess.
I've seen the image about the helium tank and so on but I'm very wary about taking advice from memes posted on Sup Forums.
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have a healthy diet, exercise regularly, and eventually die of old age
most convoluted suicide ever
yes that helium tank method in that picture is NOT enough to kill you, it will turn you into a "locked in" vegetable
Bathtub toaster method.
Sit in tub and eat buttered toast till arteries clog and you win!.
Do the whole, locking yourself in the car and carbon dioxide thing. So i've been told, anyway.
Otherwise, just jump, thats what Im planning. Sure it'll hurt, but you'll be dead, so whats the point?
Eat broken glass.
>carbon dioxide thing.
kek
its carbon MONoxide
exit bag is a good one.
This man got the right tips
yeah righto nerd boy, go back to chemistry class
but really, same shit, you get what i meant.
ofcourse the tranny fucker/probable tranny is going to off himself.
terrible idea.
anyone who walks in is unknowingly exposed.
OP, if you absolutely have to end your life that's your right. if you have a vehicle, drive out to the woods or even a large deserted parking lot and off yourself. The brain doesn't have nerves but you would probably feel half-assed retarded while your heart shuts down and you spaz out a bit. It's usually a case by case basis. Some people shit/piss themselves uncontrollably, others 'go' a bit more peacefully.
Use your phone before you do it. Say what you need to say to your parents and friends. Figure out if you want to tell them what's happening or just say you love them, etc. Call 911 after. Tell them your location, who you are, and what to expect when an officer responds. Have your ID visible somewhere on your body. Your parents won't see your body unless they really, really want to. Maybe leave a note, too.
You should reconsider but like I said it's your choice. Life gets better, then shitty, then better again, then shitty again. That's how it is.
Godspeed either way, user
lock the door, I suppose. Although I do like yours a lot more. What if you don't have access to guns?
The difference is co2 levels are detected in your body as a indirect measure of oxygen in the blood.
Carbin monoxide is not detected so you can inhale pure CO and you'll feel very little to no pain
i can assure you jumping off a tall building would be the most painless and quickest way out. the odds of a successful suicide are probably higher than a shotgun in the mouth. ya never know if a gun can fuck up and leave you in veg mode and etc
I meant, you knew what I was talking about. I just fucked up and said the wrong thing.
Are you in the US? And you should at least be 18.
Come up with at least $350 and buy a cheap handgun from an individual. If you're 21 or older, you can buy a handgun from a shop. 18 to buy a rifle or shotgun from a shop.
If you have to use a rifle, put butt of gun on floor and do a kurt cobain thing. Shotgun is too much firepower but hey, your choice.
If you're not at least 18, you need to gtfo and see your school counselor or something. Hormones probably fucking with you.
Australia, and am 18.
And I have been lol, I just saw her today. I just know I'm fucked no matter what I do on account of being a useless tranny.
op you should just take a shit ton of shrooms or lsd. they will kill your ego. but if you truly had the balls to kys, don't you think you'd have the balls to give life some more attempts?
A, pls. You know you can talk to me, right?
Sure, but, I dunno why it'd help. I'm open to it, but.
I don't wanna be rude, and I'm sorry, but I seriously don't really have too much of a future. Also sorry I say 'but' so much, I just noticed that.
how old are you
if you're below 20 then ALL of what you say matters like shit
actually below 20 none of what you do matters
(source : i'm 30, wanted to kms at 18 and life had been pretty good since then and so far)
On the bright side, you'll never have to get out of bed again.
Yeaaaah but are you a tranny? You need to keep that in mind. That is a huge factor into why I should just give up.
What about just not being a tranny then
this
Eh. Either feel okay about myself then die, or live, and permanently always despise myself forever until I cave in and die anyway.
I've accepted the first.
youtube.com
heres a reason to live.
You're clearly a teenager that is currently going through a tough phase in your life. Im an adult, and in my teen years ive dealt with it painfully just as you. You can survive it all and pull through. Trust me. Although i recommend you go outside more, eat healthier, and stay off your phone a little. You'll feel a hell of a lot better.
Good, you'd have done it in 10 years anyway when you realize that you made a horrible mistake transitioning. Good for you skipping the middle man.
But seriously, fucking do it or don't, nobody fucking cares. I don't know why you whiny bitches come here wanting attention. Unless you're going to stream it, fuck off. Nobody gives a shit.
Jumping is one of the worst ideas, go look up the video on YouTube of the guy who survived jumping off the golden state bridge. Guy pretty much had instant regret, I'm sure it happens to anyone and a terrifying fall for s last few moments where you likely contemplate your life sounds horrific
Whatever, nobody cares what your opinon is on it either, yet you still post it. Why does anyone do anything?
Just fuck off. I might stream it anyway.
If j even concider suicide because "i have some rough time i cant take it" youre just a weak loser who deserves to have rough life since you dont do anything to make it better its your own faulth youre a loser
funny that kind of looks like moot
We need more people like you user.
Nothing stays permanent and life goes through it's rough patches and good times. OP you can do it, just change your life routine a little and you'll see the difference.
Go for a walk, take up a hobby (not even one that involves other people, take up woodworking or something), less time on the computer, or even a difference in diet.
OP you can do it.
Step 1 - wear helmet with black visor
Step 2- Drill hole in the side of the helmet
Step 3- put gun barrel in hole (Visor down)
Step 4- Shoot!
Now, no one has to look at your pathetic human carcass you waste of life and space.
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN