/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

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5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: News:

>Our guy looking like an absolute munster at the UFC 209 open workouts
youtube.com/watch?v=L-PRoaCPMKg

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=53zdXoKpfH0&t=0s
youtube.com/watch?v=wQyrEvRl7M4&t=72s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Schaub is God

SBG bless

Nobody will argue with that.

Bless bro.

"Being the OP of a Sup Forums thread is the most important thing in my life"

- a pathetic loser

Is the UFC planning to haul in Nick for the title shot against Woodley/Wonderboy if Maia is fighting in mid-May?

I'm rooting for Tony solely because spergy is a Khabib fan.

Sounds like you've got a lot going on in your life too.

the OP of the last thread really is pathetic
he never leaves /heem/, yet calls other people spergs who have no lives

It's honestly the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on this disgusting, pathetic website. Never has something so wholly inconsequential mattered so intensely to someone through sheer autistic ignorance. OP of /heem/ really fuckin defines the spectrum.

It's actually hilarious when you think about him reading these posts and screeching while smacking himself in the face.

Um I mean at least making it at 480 or 490 means there's no thread wars hey

Honestly curious. Do you have anxiety?

quit shilling kebab

>Honestly curious. Do you have anxiety?

no, why

>quit talking about an MMA fighter in the MMA general

no

coral springs stop ducking me my man

Who da fook is this guy?

Dunno. Just wondering

>he thinks he's not mentally ill

Oh my sweet summer sperg. One day you will realize how truly fucked up you are. And on that day I hope that you don't reach for the scat porn.

One thing I still don't get

Are you just upset cuz ur moms a fan?

This, he doesn't even attempt to defend it.

i'm well aware that i'm not a normal person
i just don't have anxiety, nor do I have particularly low self-esteem

coral springs, im delray beach

NO LIABILITY

Heem's official boy right here

The only normal people on heem are the ones who aren't constantly in a state of cheetoh dusts induced death raged h8ing on another mans success.

My grandma lives over there. I was eating at Cabo Flats 2 months ago. Next time I'm in town I'll give you a ring and we can go watch some fites.

Good sperg, good. Keep talking. What do you feel is not normal about you? You say particularly low, does that mean that you think you have somewhat low self-esteem or completely normal self-esteem?

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completely normal

meme killer fighter

If he can't pick his next fight he's done

remember when people thought that CM Punk had a chance of beating him despite being linked multiple times to footage of Gall holding his own against Gordon Ryan

>rewind to last year
>/heem/ is filled with fight fans
>each gets to create a thread whenever the opportunity arises
>/heem/'s culture expands due to the different styles of posting

>current year
>a single sperg literally takes it upon himself to create every thread no matter what
>/heem/ is on the decline

Really makes you think

shut the fuck up "heem general" faggot

Fucking hell man does anyone else here actually remember the Thiago Silva fight with Brandon vera. Vera couldn't handle guard and you clearly hear Silva say "Fine I treat you like a bitch then" or something like that Then he's basically on him doggy style and fucks his nose all over his face.

Heavy stuff.

"""people"""

Still man I'd get paid 500k to tap out from a choke any day of the week

I think it's been closer to three years since this faggot has been at it.

i miss thiago silva, a shame his wife just'd his career

Since I spend most of my time on /heem/, it's surreal being in other threads and having people actually have to ask for a thread to be created. Instead we have a scat sperg who is so incredibly autistic that he makes the new thread early every single fucking time, fucking up the catalogue.

What difference does it make to you if someone takes it upon themselves to make new threads? Someone has to make them. You ought to be thankful that somone does it for you.

you make early threads as well canada

He called out le reformed DMT sagely vegan analyst bong

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

I miss speedo fighters

Is Dan Hardy elite?

I have literally no problem with that aspect at all. It's just the fucking meltdown he has when someone else makes a thread. Last time he fuckin proxied as New Zealand and posted scat porn and "Moot allows us 1 board thread a day so lets get rid of /heem/" for like 4 fucking days.

I've seen the guy throw a temper tantrum for a whole thread because people didn't use his one. It's his awful personality. Other people make threads to spite him because of it, he's the genesis of many of /heem/'s problems.

He was an animal and a roider.

What happened with his wife?


> Instead we have a scat sperg
Don't do him like that man. He's ok

Hard to know what would have happened. Hardy wasn't terrible

How news and events being included in the OP triggers people i can't even begin to fathom, i work 12 hour shifts and don't have time to go around researching news someone is willing to include. Why can't we just love every here? Thanks spergOP

Why is he ducking our boy Mickey?

the irony in that post is that I haven't made a single thread in days, and he can't realize that he is that single sperg

two at most
i still remember you spamming /ngannou/ threads in april of last year, don't try to act like you're a good poster

>yfw people remember how boring GSP is after he jabs and lays on top of Bisping for 5 rounds

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is thistrue ?

thiago was getting cuck'd so he brought out a gun in his house to scare out the gym member while she recorded it all, he looked high as fuck too. he was fired from ufc, then rehired. then permanently fired

I don't make threads even when we need one because faggots like you will lose your shit and ruin the entire thing just because we don't use yours.
You pretend like you just want events and news links but you don't post them in threads made that don't have them, instead you throw a hissyfit.

>I still remember when you tried to make the threads that one time, it was April of last year, which I remember because I'm a fucking sperg

Lad...the state of your mind...what has MMA done to you...

>I haven't made a single thread in days
can confirm, it's been some new mandrama faggot making our threads

>playing the drums on him

he posts the whole blueprint on shit threads too, are you new? idiots can't into copy/paste

I mean... Is that really wrong? Like if its your own house? Why can't I chase some fuck off with a gun?

and some extra humiliation here

he's an elite faggot

Pathetic samefaggot, you do that shit maybe once in a blue moon.
The real problem is that you act like a tripfaggot with everybody needing to use YOUR thread, YOU are the OP guy, everyone knows the cool OP guy! You're so sad.

kek yeah I remember that. Rogan didn't know what the fuck to do man. H-he's spanking him!

and the resulting nose disfiguration

Without using memes, can anyone explain to me why BJJ is so expensive to get into?

i'm not him, why can't you grasp others appreciate his news and events

Lmao come on lad you can do better than that...

Christ he was so done after that. UFC would have been so cut when Silva pissed hot

Marketable.

yep

how can i prove i'm not sperg OP?

its a big cost for you

>Without using memes
i-.. uh-... w-well it'... wh-..

Bisping is heeming GSP late

because the people who own gyms don't want to get real jobs

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

You could start by not speaking with the same entitled sense of hyperbolic condescension that the sperg uses.

it's no problem, they're just angry autists

no

i post the news and events in threads that don't have them almost every time, actually

he's the ngannouspammer australian, don't take him seriously

paying for gym costs and keeping the instructors' lights on
more complex teaching methodology

Flags check out.

Does keeping poorfags out of the gyms help bring money in?

>paracord bracelet
no longer rooting for this autist

Don't post for a minute then just get onto a different topic

user is user

Not about that. I mean someone on welfare in Australia could afford it so its hardly bad

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

youtube.com/watch?v=53zdXoKpfH0&t=0s

@6:47

fucking disgusting this nigga eating balut

#pizzagate

*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*

Yep.... That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, huh? While, we're gonna have to go back, way back

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Sometimes I wonder does Bisping have a sex tape of Dana or some other leveraged item.

I mean for a guy who is boring to watch and gets a lot of decisions, he sure gets a lot better treatment and pay compared to fighters similar to him. At least McGregor has real leverage since he undeniably is a draw and most of his fights end with a finish so there is little dispute on who won.

SOME FOLKS WERE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

Bisping is the only relevant English fighter. He has no choice but to keep throwing him a bone all the time.

BisGOD is the GOAT

Bisping vs Hendricks who wins?

wtf? why is heem moving so fast? did all those fags get unbanned? the last 2 threads went faster than the 100 posts in the last few days

I know you're here

WME is desperate for cash after spending too much buying the UFC from Zuffa, so they're trying to make those retarded WWE tier matchups.

Spergs got unbanned plus it's fight week so new casuals hopping aboard.

Was very comfy 2 days ago.

209 is coming up

Can't possibly imagine any news in the MMA world that would've caused any spike in interest and activity.

whoever wins, we lose

I mean I got unbanned. Fucking touchy janny man "off topic"

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depressed again lads

Stop wanking to traps then

Learn from Tony Ferguson

youtube.com/watch?v=wQyrEvRl7M4&t=72s