How does a NEET acquire a slut?

How does a NEET acquire a slut?

I mean I won't be a neet for long, but where do I meet people? I don't drink and I have no friends.

I'm awkward and shit, but I'm not fat or an ugo

BuMp

good bye thread

A few women from my highschool class want to be pornstars now. It's how meeting a random for pay gets covered up. One of them offered me a contract at a coffee shop after having their server friend put vodka in my coffee. I couldn't sign due to having been drugged by them but I can't remember. Hopefully I was good cover for them.

hmm

Buy one.

All of my what?

How did this bread last for an hour? Thread lasts longer than OP's jaw.

op here

Holy crap its been an hour. It's like faggots are waiting to for this hit page 10 so I have a reason to keep the tab open

So did you aquire a slut in the past hour?
I mean, all the amazing advice here must've given you a great head start, kezorz

Yea I'll go see if there is any homeless sluts at the park at 3 in the morning

That's the spirit!
Look for the ones with no teeth. They give the best head

So, serious advice, since this bread is sticking around: can you join any hobbies, like martial arts or bowling, or some shit?
What about one of those meetup websites for something?
I see there's a technomage in another thread who's probably looking for a friend to cruise chicks with, kakk

I would like to get back into piano and drawing.

I had this chick on omegle who wanted me to draw her tits and that is the closest I have gotten with another person.

Also I don't really want to use a meetup site because I don't really like putting my identity online.

start drinking

I haven't drank or even smoked weed. My mom is an alcoholic and my dad was an angry drunk. I absolutely despise alcohol

you don't have to drink like your parents

I have bad anger problems. I've broken keyboards, monitors, tv's, and holes in the wall.

If I drank those would be people

well you don't really sound like the kind of guy that any girl worthwhile would be into anyway..
maybe work on yourself and then just be yourself when you're happy with who that is?

nah it's not like that. I can't really explain it, but most of the time I'm a pretty patient and happy person. It's just if I drank I wouldn't

Yeah, never used a meetup thing myself, but thought about it.
Music is good for meeting chicks, especially if you can find a band to play in. But you might get low quality grills - but sluts is what you're after, so = good.

I'll see what I can do in the coming months

Sorry I don't have better advice for you. I never really used to meet sluts, except playing gigs in bars, but was too clueless to realize I should be fucking them instead of spilling spaghetti.

I'm just a literal retard when it comes to this. I go to the park and say hi to women there like a stalker

I've never tried that approach. Actually, that might work if you can borrow someone's dog for a few hours. That's an instant conversation starter. You know
>grill: "he's so cute, what's his name?" etc
Then you just look like a guy talking his dog to the park & not at all like a creeper