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>I don't think the Canucks are the front runners for the Cup next season

Is there a more Reddit, or dare I say, Plebbit, opinion?

DELET THIS

>bruh we drank so much natty last night at the bonfire just us bros

SOMEONE STOP THE FUCKING BLACKHAWKS WTF????!!

IM LITERALLY SHAKING

don't worry m8 nashville will dispose of them

toews are awaken

atlanta deserves another team

10th for anime

Based desu

They've had 2 chances. Why can't they learn to keep a team?

Icing an entire black line-up didn't help them either.

best black lineup of all time

Country music tbdesu

>Icing an entire black line-up
totally forgot about that. god, what a meme team they were. almost 100% blacks and cast-off eastern europeans

kovalchuk + kozlov = ???

WIll the blots scrape their way into the playoffs? If stamkos comes back will they win the cup?

Eastern Europeans are just miscolored blacks

They just needed to go one step further. They didn't collect all the dragon balls.

there's only enough room in this thread for one of anime and country music

which is it, /hoc/?

dont forget hossa

Why would the dumpire wear the jersey of a literal who when >your team has real players?

kovy + kozlov = antropov (the patrician slav)

neither..??

>antropov
i still dont see why the thrashers werent more successful with that talent

And Burmistrov, when he was actually good.

i miss young, innocent, supple atlanta-era burmistrov, before winnipeg broke his spirt

>when he was 19
>vs when he was 24

Slavs age like milk.

carmella bing

Jekkets desu

Country is officially /hocs genre/

teams that will never be my team....


am i a preds fan or a jets fan still?

>mild fans are so excited because they are finally the big guy >for you in the western conference
>they don't realize they are a meme team with shit advanced stats

Kek I can't wait for when they lose in the 1/2nd round

>tfw you'll never get a titfuck from 2008 Carmella Bing and jizz on her face

Why live

>youtube.com/watch?v=NIj0dKfFdPw
Fuck you buddy.

Wrong, country fags only care about rodeo, wrestling, NASCAR, and football. There are no rinks out in the country and nobody gives two fucks about hockey. Most country musicians are from big cities anyway just larping as rural folk

Is he really expected to perform in the playoffs?

that last playoff spot is ours

>Most country musicians are from big cities anyway just larping as rural folk
most people who identify as "country" or whatever variant do this, and man is it weird as fuck. also hilarious seeing people born and raised in the suburbs, driving minivans and insisting they are country.

>Most country musicians are from big cities anyway just larping as rural folk
Yes, and that city is Nashville.

No it's not. The Blots will miss the playoffs but get a shitty draft pick. Learn to tank

Hey Chiraq.
The cubs won the world series. The twinks are shit. The bears are shit, the vikings are shit. LMAO who cares about NBA.
Just let Toes break his wrist and rehap while fucking 19 whores a week at UND.
You can get your hard fought 7 game series loss to Nashville.
Asking you as a friend.

>P.S. Keith is a nigger. Like rage babby uncontrollable emotions nigger.

what? nashville is a known anime hub

LARPing, short for Live Action Role Playing, is a way to get away from everyday life and explore a world of your own making with friends. LARPing involves acting out fantastical scenarios and engaging in make-believe combat with other players while role-playing as a fictional character.

I agree. It would be nice to see another Canadian team when they inevitably relocate.

Holy hell glad I dont live in some shithole that has no outdoor rinks

>The shity of Tennessee
>Zero (0) outdoor rinks
>converts forced Sup Forums memes to assuage some canadian autist
Sad!

What is the Canadian NHL team, with the fewest fans and the worst fan base?

>the Hawks losing to Trashville

I dont think so, shitposter-kun

get the fuck out

I have no idea if that was English or what. Keith does chimp out. And not hilarious chimping out. Like damn nigga chill the fuck out chimping out.

your autism will never end. respect to your journey

@74455702
The two are mutually exclusive
Fuck off costa rico

And where do you want me to go then?

> thinks Roman Josi's a literal who

i'd prefer if you killed yourself but i'd be fine if you just went to /mlb/

Good night, fans of inferior teams.

I would never commit suicide

Sup Forums is too crazy


That there is no sanity and common sense in Sup Forums?


What a shame

Halifax

What part did you have a hard time understanding?
Should I add more clicks?

What do you get out of this shitposting lad?

Moncton

>fewest fans
Probably Ottawa or Vancouver

>worst fan base
Definitely Toronto

There is no team NHL team in Halifax.


And is there any city in Canada where soccer is more popular than that ice hockey shit?

>There is no team NHL team in Halifax.

That's what you think. Their fans are just that bad

Port Radium

I read 59 as 56.

>average /hoc/ user

stop false flagging pls

Been a long day.

ayy lmao

nashville has become unbearable cause of the transplant faggots moving here.

They're coached by Bruce Boudreau. The guy who got the 'Caps lose in the 2nd round meme' going and couldn't do shit with Anaheim.

Why do Mild fans think he's going to all of a sudden figure crap out with Minnesota and get past a team in Chicago that has kicked their ass 3 times in the last 4 playoffs?

>Not waiting until the day the move was announce

alright lads my friend got tickets to the sens/avs game and he decided to invite me, I live in Ottawa. Problem is, I have no knowledge of the sens this season, I haven't really paid any attention since david cameron got sacked. Can anyone give me any info on this upcoming game?

>i listen to rythmic yodeling played to literally the same exact chord progression every time

bamp

What feelings are you going to have when the Cup comes home to Minnesota?

honestly I'm not sure I'll still be watching hockey in the nursing home

nice

>you will never bear the shackles of Finnish heritage

Feels good, man.

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>tfw your GM only adds grit and D and no scoring

welp Carey's time to shine

>tfw your GM only adds 3rd round picks

youtu.be/FldD5hCrIWY

:)

I don't believe in the afterlife, but my fossil will probably be really excited.

>hockey team in Minnesota unable to turn a profit

That must be some serious Hebrew accounting with those numbers

>Tampon Gay trades Filppula, a 4th, and a conditional 7th for Mark Streit
>They then trade Mark Streit for a 4th in 2018
what exactly happened here?

Paying Tavares 13mil a season this offseaaon for 8 years.

Cap this post, and include me in the screencap of your cap.

They really, really wanted a 4th round pick

tampa basically unloaded salary to free up space to resign their RFAs, and also don't have to protect filppula in the expansion draft anymore

also philly got hosed because they are morons

Cap space

yzerman is braindead

>tfw intelligent enough to value and appreciate +/-

>sipping coffee and contemplating where to celebrate Wild's cup win

The nearest psychiatric hospital should do

Hmmm.. how about a hole in the wall diner where you get the daily lunch/breakfast special no matter what it is.
While shitposting via phone (the best way to browse Sup Forums)

Comfy

yes but mark streit expires this season

Hyvää huomenta!

come to my place we can play tekken and eat traditional minnesotan foods.