So, my wife and I had a deal: if it's a girl she gets to pick the name, and if it's a boy I get to pick. Well...

So, my wife and I had a deal: if it's a girl she gets to pick the name, and if it's a boy I get to pick. Well, it's a boy!

What's the manliest name I can give my son? I want something manly as fuck.

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Captain John "Falcon" McAwesome

Herrmann

Charles.

Fight me on this!

Manly as fuck!

Ivan

Leonidas

Anal

Drago

The manliest name?

Penis.

Austin Powers

Abraham

Jean-Claude

Chuck

Ronald Mcnigger Fucker

How is this pronounced? "Uh-nawl?"

Clark

Max Power (last name)

Chloe

Sharia LeCuck

Maximus
Invictus
Superior
Butch
Chad

Xaiver

Chuck

Call him Dylan or Brock and solidify his future as a giant douche.

Alice.

No one wants to mess woth a guy named Hugo

Frank

Donald

You ever meet anyone willing to mess with a guy named Festus?
All Festi (think thats the plural) are batshit crazy

Failed Abortion-kun

Samson
Elijah
Michael
David
Noah
Abraham

Or just go with Chad

Keith

Dean
Alpha

Adolf

James

Dickon

John
Felix
Adrien
Leon

Chad

what is last name?

Jeremiah
Leopold
Baltazar

Yugi

Sue

Themistocles the destroyer

Buford. Magnus. Maximillian. Oren.

John

I don't know who you are, but bartledoo my friend.

Timmy

Nice trips my son

Calvin

Chad Thundercock.

Also,
Thor, Zeus, Henry, Genghis, Magnus, Attila,Tamerlane, Vlad, and Sue.

Hunter

Hulk Hogan

Gaius
Scipio
Decimus
Lucius
Titus
Maximus
Crixus
Castus
Charlemagne
Hannibal
Gustavus
Ulysses
Leonidas
Achilles
Alexander
Patton
Montgomery
Karl
Erwin

I've never even met anyone named Festus

Is that even a real name

Keane

Courage Wolf.

Please.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festus

Bjorn-Hæggar

Ashley, every man that's named Ashley is always a fucking tank lmfao

Dugan

F

Constantine

Chad

Or Dugan

Vetiver is a good name for a cat
But not a good name for a boy

So keep that in mind, mmmkay OP?

Brock is the mannliest name I can think of

Tyrion

Chad

Jerome

No Tywin.

wtf is up with these Chads? Shit name guaranteeing your kid will be a douchebag

Tiny

>Naming your son after an asshole so dumb he not only fucked his son's lover but mocked the whole mess with that very son angrily aiming a crossbow at him
Nah bro

Thognor

Jim.

Jake jack zach pleb nick

Kick

Heinrich, called after Heinz Guderian.

Stop that crap it's a fucking shitty and overrated movie

be just a boy father is weak, smaller houses rebell,
i crush them
be 20 become hand of the king, hes fucking mental so i have to be the defacto king, the empire prospers under my rule
be old, faggot midget son aims crossbow at me,
family name in ruins, no heir, time to go cruel world

Junior

bronco

Buck
Steele
Brock
Bronson
Jack
Hunter
Roland (Rollo)
Luke
Savage
Augustus
Daniel
King
Jake

*Dragomir
FTFY

Give him something with a lot of consonants
Polish, Czech, or Russian usually does the trick, however, i'd recommend picking something from a language close to your race/ethnicity, so as to avoid confusion from some people

Adolf

Karl

...And good luck, user!

Maybe keep your children from fucking each other?

Odin
Attila
Genghis
Duke

Rudyard

Idk dude what about "alexander"yeh?

All good names

Eric

"thor strong"

how does that relate? meh showwatchers i guess

>88

>nigeria
>namibia
>kenya
I think there's a pattern..

Hehe. Hidden meme

Paul basically means tiny
from the latin word paulus
> I hate my name

Talmage

ragnaros, the firelord

Magnus

Biggus Diccus

Lord Vader