So, my wife and I had a deal: if it's a girl she gets to pick the name, and if it's a boy I get to pick. Well, it's a boy!
What's the manliest name I can give my son? I want something manly as fuck.
So, my wife and I had a deal: if it's a girl she gets to pick the name, and if it's a boy I get to pick. Well, it's a boy!
What's the manliest name I can give my son? I want something manly as fuck.
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Captain John "Falcon" McAwesome
Herrmann
Charles.
Fight me on this!
Manly as fuck!
Ivan
Leonidas
Anal
Drago
The manliest name?
Penis.
Austin Powers
Abraham
Jean-Claude
Chuck
Ronald Mcnigger Fucker
How is this pronounced? "Uh-nawl?"
Clark
Max Power (last name)
Chloe
Sharia LeCuck
Maximus
Invictus
Superior
Butch
Chad
Xaiver
Chuck
Call him Dylan or Brock and solidify his future as a giant douche.
Alice.
No one wants to mess woth a guy named Hugo
Frank
Donald
You ever meet anyone willing to mess with a guy named Festus?
All Festi (think thats the plural) are batshit crazy
Failed Abortion-kun
Samson
Elijah
Michael
David
Noah
Abraham
Or just go with Chad
Keith
Dean
Alpha
Adolf
James
Dickon
John
Felix
Adrien
Leon
Chad
what is last name?
Jeremiah
Leopold
Baltazar
Yugi
Sue
Themistocles the destroyer
Buford. Magnus. Maximillian. Oren.
John
I don't know who you are, but bartledoo my friend.
Timmy
Nice trips my son
Calvin
Chad Thundercock.
Also,
Thor, Zeus, Henry, Genghis, Magnus, Attila,Tamerlane, Vlad, and Sue.
Hunter
Hulk Hogan
Gaius
Scipio
Decimus
Lucius
Titus
Maximus
Crixus
Castus
Charlemagne
Hannibal
Gustavus
Ulysses
Leonidas
Achilles
Alexander
Patton
Montgomery
Karl
Erwin
I've never even met anyone named Festus
Is that even a real name
Keane
Courage Wolf.
Please.
Bjorn-Hæggar
Ashley, every man that's named Ashley is always a fucking tank lmfao
Dugan
F
Constantine
Chad
Or Dugan
Vetiver is a good name for a cat
But not a good name for a boy
So keep that in mind, mmmkay OP?
Brock is the mannliest name I can think of
Tyrion
Chad
Jerome
No Tywin.
wtf is up with these Chads? Shit name guaranteeing your kid will be a douchebag
Tiny
>Naming your son after an asshole so dumb he not only fucked his son's lover but mocked the whole mess with that very son angrily aiming a crossbow at him
Nah bro
Thognor
Jim.
Jake jack zach pleb nick
Kick
Heinrich, called after Heinz Guderian.
Stop that crap it's a fucking shitty and overrated movie
be just a boy father is weak, smaller houses rebell,
i crush them
be 20 become hand of the king, hes fucking mental so i have to be the defacto king, the empire prospers under my rule
be old, faggot midget son aims crossbow at me,
family name in ruins, no heir, time to go cruel world
Junior
bronco
Buck
Steele
Brock
Bronson
Jack
Hunter
Roland (Rollo)
Luke
Savage
Augustus
Daniel
King
Jake
*Dragomir
FTFY
Give him something with a lot of consonants
Polish, Czech, or Russian usually does the trick, however, i'd recommend picking something from a language close to your race/ethnicity, so as to avoid confusion from some people
Adolf
Karl
...And good luck, user!
Maybe keep your children from fucking each other?
Odin
Attila
Genghis
Duke
Rudyard
Idk dude what about "alexander"yeh?
All good names
Eric
"thor strong"
how does that relate? meh showwatchers i guess
>88
>nigeria
>namibia
>kenya
I think there's a pattern..
Hehe. Hidden meme
Paul basically means tiny
from the latin word paulus
> I hate my name
Talmage
ragnaros, the firelord
Magnus
Biggus Diccus
Lord Vader