69 decides what I do with it

69 decides what I do with it

up the pooper

send it back

Throw it in the garbage where it belongs.

why so hateful of intel user?

write cunt destroyer on it

fuck it

grind it up, make a smoothie out of it and drink it on stream

Because Intel cant seem to stop making utter fucking shit overpriced products

Hold it on your forehead, pins facing you, and slam your head into the wall making the thing stuck on your head forever.

its better than the alterrnative

no blender

Roll

This!

Yeah sure man. Keep on believing that shit

roll

Shove it deep into your ass

r

How retarded are you to think that intel cpus have pins

insert in pooper

Sell it to someone who needs it.

jew chips from jewland

hammer the fuck out of it and post pic here

shit on the pins

do a giveaway on reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace

Give it to me.

do both of these

59....fuck me!

I admit it, I'm not good at sorting different kinds of shit. Roll for up the pooper then.

record a video of you opening the box, and taking the processor out, and dropping it into a bathtub full of water

LOL almost everyone believes that. Not to mention benchmarks back it up. It's not about fanboyism, it's about performance. Straight performance. Not price/performance.

give it to me

Drop it into a cup of warm piss. Where the piss comes from of is dealers choice.

Give it a name

roll gain

reroll

Deliver it to me

roll

ship it to me so I can leave it in the box and make poorfags cry

IN THE ASS

Microwave for 10 minutes

Force it into an and socket and turn it on

Microwave for 20 minutes

Break it with a sledge hammer.

eat it

Install with no heatsink, OC the fuck out of it

force what in?

the jews don't give goyim their gold not even as pins

Microwave for 30 minutes

See if it blends

shove it up yo ass

Trips trump 69

roll

ASS

Burn it

Test the difference between thermal compound and cum

Microwave for 40 minutes

reroll

it actually conducts heat fairly well until it dries but it also conducts electricity

Send it to me

SCIENCE BITCH!!!

NOW MICROWAVE IT FUCKER

keister

why cant you faggots roll a simple fucking number

rerolling

Insert in anally

cum on pins

Glue it to the hood of your neighbors car, with a big ads radiator on it

Force it into an AMD motherboard and try to use it.

They don't have pins

Mail it to your grand mother with a 'wish you were here card' signed by you with no additional explanation

You have to smash that i5 straight through your monitor, op is a fag if he doesn't deliver

Roll

Eat it faggot

Install testicles

microwave

Either this or de-lid it and use it with nothing on it

dude what?

Also winzip

YO FUCKIN CLOSE

Microwave

Roll to give it to your neighour as a gift.

in the pooper WITH A SHARPIE

Attempt to trade it for weed with a local niglet and get increasingly more agitated and up the price on him. When he looks like he is going to hit you, tell him you'll let him have it for free if he tells everyone that you beat him in a fight

ASS

up your ass

send it to me

Roll

Roll

Take it down to the casino and insist that the cashier exchange it for 500 in chips. Continue until security remove you

close
GET

Winrar

Win. Shame you rolled for trash.

Ur welcome fags

winrar

YES, FINALLY

Another get if up the butt after microwave?

WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR

rolling for hilarity

this but try to play it at the blackjack table and cause a scene when they try to tell you it's not a chip

FUCK

Inb4 OP doesn't deliver

This. Re roll