/nfl/ general - MARCH edition

WAS: Report: McCloughan no longer running Skins
WAS: Redskins GM McCloughan not at NFL Combine
PHI: Report: Wentz developed elbow pain as rookie
TB: Bucs GM, coach noncommittal on Doug Martin
NYG: McAdoo blames Eli for NYG offensive struggles
FA: Pederson confirms PHI will look into Charles
DAL: Garrett doesn't 'anticipate' Free will retire
CIN: Tobin: A.J. McCarron 'a very valuable piece'
ATL: Still unclear if Julio will undergo surgery
CIN: Bengals: We will be drafting a running back
KC: Kelce has shoulder surgery, ready for camp
HOU: O'Brien: J.J. Watt (back) 'in great shape'

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no flaming retards edition

disregard this, i suck cocks.

First for Toxins.

BTFO flaming retard detected

>arguing with myself

OH GOD please someone in this thread be my friend.

SECOND

Carrmageddon dumped me and I am LITERALLY shaking right now ;_;

Aaaaaaannnddd, back to the old thread.

Anyway, gonna log off and kill myself, nini.

user, how do we Make Cleveland Great Again?

I know this is Sup Forums but jesus christ you need to stop and rethink your posts and life

why does everyone leave me!?...

lol I'm not killing myself until the Packers win another SB

please love me...

r8 or h8

redraft manziel and draft another 4 WRs

toxins basically the best team EVAR, H-Town for LEIF! 7-1-3, bitches!

I was too harsh on you, want oral?

Now I'm shaking even harder.

I officially apologise for this thread

Wrong.

And I apologize to you, mon petit gronk.

I changed my mind, I'll peg you like you wanted.

Let me be blunt: Is there a crisis in the Redskins front office?

You mean the idiots who keep around a relic of racism AND Kirk Cousins?

My friend, it's a Crisis like Isis.

Relic of racism? Please elaborate

...

Oh, you're one those SJW huh?

Now apologise for JaMarcus

Fuck you

>Please give me a tangible answer
>No, not that one

You should set fire to your room.

History > your feelings

>thinking you all can post in burr territory

>philip rivers destroying the browns 0-16 season
i hope he never gets into the hall of fame

So who gets canned first: Eli or McAdoo?

>because something was valid in the past, it is always valuable.

False. You, for example, were once an adorable sperm.

Im reposting how I feel about people complaining about kirk cousins putting the screws to the redskins jews in the FO

"honey I know we have been engaged for a couple years and we were supposed to get married this year, but Im gonna take off this engagement ring and move and and start playing the field looking for another man"

"listen, I've been out at the bars for the past year fucking dudes and nothing has really panned out. I heard you got a promotion and a new house. I'm gonna need you to propose again and now I want an even more expensive wedding. and my family thats never believed in you and talk shit on you are all gonna be a part of our lives from now on."

No
"you see this is why Im gonna pregnancy tag you by skipping my brith control. whats wrong with you? take a loyalty discount. dont worry if there is someone out there better for you who would love you more. youre being selfish kirk."

God bless you kirk cousins

>Rams uniforms are going back to this color scheme
Chargerfags are you even trying?

There are no Charger fags anymore.

>because something hurts my feelings, it's not valuable and never was
Eat shit.

Eli, because McAdoo will blame the team's lack of success on him.

>implying chargers fans even exist

There's a reason they moved

>it doesn't hurt my personal feelings, therefore it hurts no one's feelings

Literally the mantra of Sup Forums over here.

the mantra of Sup Forums is that nobody cares about your retarded feelings. if you want a hugbox go to reddit

Pretty good.

So they could have zero fans in LA, too?

cold blooded

Eagles sign Charles still draft fournette if he is there and then dump off Charles week 8 for a 5th round pick

maybe you'll feel more at home somewhere else

maybe you'll feel more at home paying your debt?

fins are mongols

we are the whites species on earth

youtube.com/watch?v=gN3KLL64mkI

No lie.
But does anyone else want to see Carson Wentz fucking ball out again this year?
I'm fine with a sophomore slump. maybe even a losing record. lots of interceptions.

but if he has a lot of come from behind, 2 minute drill successes. maybe some high pressure just marching the team down the field. along with some just fucking great reads and dragons and a few improvisations.
I dont care if he has a bad year.
I just want to see him progress and develop. good for the eagles for risking it and moving up to take him.

Wentz vs Dak vs Kirk vs Eli
and the west went to
Goff vs kap?trubisky? vs Russ vs whats left of Palmer

damn shit can change fast.

wentz rookie year was pretty shitty

if he doesn't fix his mechanics he's pretty much a Blake Bortles who sees the field better.

so you're a giggles fan now?

fuck no. they took our #1.
fucking jews got together and spent other peoples money. sure spielman and roseman had a good laugh at the synagogue about it.

but I like Barwin. really like wentz. EDP and ryan mathews are from bakersfield.
I also loved Brian Dawkins. goddamn I loved Brian Dawkins.
Him and London Fletcher. fletcher was never an eagle I just loved London Fletcher.

then again I'd like to see Eli make the playoffs over anyone else in the NFCE

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Is there a bigger womanzing alpha-male in the NFL than Rodgers?

I think not.

even if he isn't gay, being in a stable relationship with a single woman isn't really womanizing

>When you nut but she still suckin

>cue the Gisele modeling with black men photos as proof he's a "cuck"

Marcus Mariota always reminds me of mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce

>When she say she don't do that dick sucking stuff

Fucking disgusting and terrible

>Dont'a Hightower and Patriots are continuing to keep an open, productive dialogue, per source. Sides are aware of each other's parameters.
pls re-sign

What do you think are the Pats' parameters?

Saints trying to offload Brandin Cooks, with Eagles and Titans interested

So /nfl/, where does Trubisky realistically go?

For most he came out of nowhere this year but I've been following him for the past 4 years. I think he's a potential franchise QB

I'm guessing 5 years with something between $60m-$65m.

I think the issue is guaranteed money, he's quite injury prone so I'm guessing Bill is wary of guaranteeing a lot of that money.

bustisky says it all

goff tier

Nah senpai, he can't be that bad.

>The Patriots believe they made a solid offer to Alan Branch this week. They're deep in negotiations.
The most underrated Patriot this season. I seriously hope they can strike a reasonable deal.

>Kap says he'll stand for the national anthem next season

Lol someone wants a job pretty badly

>Patriots
>solid offer

League minimum, 2 pairs of uggs, and 20% off TB12 wellness products

what a fucking sellout

>tfw we might have to sign this clown

If he came to the Jets it would be a fucking disaster

Miners trade a 2019 4th for chase Daniel and kapernick will be backup to Carson Wentz for the league minimum

yep, 2017 is already going to be a disaster.

Is Kaepernick a good QB?

Way below average but still underrated, too many people act like he's Ryan Fitzpatrick that can run

the one thing I like about him is he keeps his interceptions down

I honestly would hope we sign Hoyer since he won't ask for much and doesn't carry the same baggage cutler and Kaepernick do.

I don't know how to feel about Glennon but he'd be more expensive than Hoyer.

>Fournette weighing in at 240

for reference AP weighs 220.

He's a big guy

>tfw reese doesn't get a decent rb again....................

I agree, Hoyer would do fine as a veteran stopgap for a team that isn't looking to contend right now

Honestly they should just draft someone near the end and make him start, that way we win a max of 2 games and get great draft position for next year.

>O-only six more months, guys

I just want it to be September already

im on autopilot until september

>kapernick says he is going to stand up now

god what a fake person. he was doing that whole shit because he wanted to get people on his side. he only cared about himself

I wish this too happen. I want the new york media to call him out on his fucking bullshit.

>he only cared about himself
I can't believe you seriously ever thought he was legit

white as a nog's taint

I did not. But I had to hear from all my friends about how brave he was for standing up for a "cause." Get the fuck out of here

> he was doing that whole shit because he wanted to get people on his side

how do you reckon

Should've told them to fuck off

Trade Kendricks and a 2nd for Cooks. Throw in a 4th too.

remember when flacco was elite for like 1 fucking season?

>for like 4 fucking games

FTFY

>Players’ union tells NFL competition committee to ban ‘leaping’ on field goals


>INDIANAPOLIS — Representatives of the NFL Players Association told the league’s competition committee here Wednesday that there should be a ban on defensive players leaping over the line of scrimmage to attempt to block field goal attempts or extra points.

>“The jumping over on the field goal, I think, is just leading to a really dangerous play for everybody,” said Eric Winston, the veteran offensive lineman who serves as the NFLPA’s president. “If you jump over the center, the jumper is in a really bad spot. He can land on his head. I think the guys that are getting jumped over are going to end up getting hurt, with those guys landing on them. So I’ll be very interested to see what they’ll do there. I think something probably needs to be done.”

REEEEEEEEE!!!

oy vey goyim just let them have the free points its not like any games have ever been decided by a few points!

>Yfw Roger will do it

no fun league

>skieeep talks about aaron rodger's career
>always regards him as not an elite hof qb
>"aaron rodgers has how many rings?"
>doesn't realize romo has zero rings
why doesn't skip just fuck off and die?