I'm about to ride out the largest and most powerful hurricane known to man

I'm about to ride out the largest and most powerful hurricane known to man.
> AMA
> F to spit on my grave
I'll be periscoping and providing updates as long as I have internet service

Timestamp?

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Look at the news for a timestamp nigger.

Good luck user, hope you make it out okay.

point webcam out of window
set up live stream on youtube

post your asshole.

Youtube would probably stop the stream, try some other streaming site that won't

Where are you set up, user?

Florida won't be hit until tomorrow. I'll start the stream then

Tampa Fag here user, been boarding up windows all morning.

Latest reports say once it hits like mid florida it should be a category 2 (101-ish mph)

Mexico already stole your thunder.

I'm in Largo FL. Tampa Bay. We'll probably get cat 2 or 3 by the time it arrives. But this area literally floods after 15 minutes of hard rain

do it. easy way to gain utubz fame
then just video some destroyed house and claim you lost everything and set up a go fund me account asking for 500k

I feel so lucky to not be close to the hurricane, if I was in your shoes I'd have left by now.

Luckily im just westward enough in land o lakes that there is no storm surge here, id advise that you find shelter a little more inland user

That's the plan!!

Orlandofag here
My house is under a giant oak tree. Staying at a friends.. should I bother to board up my Windows? There is a lot of foliage around here

Roads are legit backed up and have been for days, theres only three roads that exit the state, and even if you left there really isnt anywhere to go, or stay unless you just find another shelter up north.

I boarded mine up yesterday. If haven't done so already you better get on it bro

Say goodbye to everything on Kennedy Blvd. That place floods very easily

Fair enough.

Me too. I'm in the Tampa bay area, where are you, user?

Largo. I'm heading up to my gf house in trinity to ride out

It would be nice if the storm hits Cali

What kinda coffin you want?

I'm going to my Grandmas house later today to ride it out. Should be interesting considering my two younger cousins who are addicted to the internet will be there too

all blue areas would be under water this Sunday by 10 AM

Lucky I'm stuck in st.pete right by the water stuck in zone b for evacuating

Where we watch this niggo

Nigga you ded

If dubs kek will keep me safe

I'm in Miami right by Homestead. How fucked am I?

Direct eyewall hit. You kill

Really though, stay safe guys.

I'm atheist, but I'm praying for you guys.

I'm in zone E or F, less worried about flooding than wind damage.

Yeah I can't wait imma live stream it hopefully if it gets bad

If you're one of the shitposters/cellphone posters who diligently shitposts on here DAILY, then to Hell with ya.

Nobody fuckin cares OP. The NW US is on fire muthafuka

Why would they stop the stream?

>Cuba not totally fucked
>Guantanamo Bay totally fucked
lol

>I don't understand how work $0

hary.harisali.com

What happens to North Escambia, OP?

Also
>NW burning
>Harvey
>Irma
>Jose

What does this all mean?

No idea where that is

He said he's going to use periscope already. Don't be stupid.

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

> not stupid
> Sup Forums

Kek

3.14

>nuclear power plant
WORRY

only way to beat that is to go kill 33 Mexicans, during the hurrican

I have a friend there. I'm worried.

Nobody gives a fuck about you attention whore cumskins

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

Where are you located? This thing is trending further and further west now, which means even Miami isn't going to get fucked the way everyone thought. Unless you live in the middle of the fucking Everglades, you're going to be fine.

You'll be fine. The way the storm is heading, it's not even gonna make a direct hit to Miami. Everyone freaks out but as long as you're not in a trailer or direct flood zone, you'll be fine.

you should

Everyone is saying it's ok, it's not going to hit Miami directly, it's going west.

Bitch I live in Homestead, I'm right in the middle of the cross haires

Lmao

OMG why did you go live in a vagina user.
You know a huricane is a dangerous piriod.

probably not his choice

complain about stupid hurricane, while NMD, as well as russian VVKO, blind because of solar activity.

Nuclear power plant, this wont end well

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Itt talk to people who have hours to live

radioactive hurricane incoming

>How you can sell with $0?

septesky.nortiva.com

Get cucked, florida

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The high winds would whip away the radiation though.

Southeast Georgia here. I hope it floods my house because I really need that insurance money.
Of course, the house I'm in flooded last year with Matthew and it didn't even hit us directly, so I'm fairly certain it's gonna happen again.

I have six cats but the shelters only let you bring in 4. What the hell am I supposed to do. Stay in my car with them? Can you do that?

Looks like im going for a swim

Palm beach county fag reporting in. Stay safe

Good luck user. Also recommend streaming it on youtube.
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It's kinda annoying when people complain about things like shelters not being able to accommodate all their animals. Like it saddens me whenever people leave behind pets during serious things like a hurricane, but when you're at crunch time and there's a shelter that won't let you bring SIX FUCKING CATS, it's not that the shelter is being unreasonable...you just need to have a plan in place for these situations as they arise. If you really care about your animals why would you wait until the last second to figure out a plan, especially in a hurricane-prone area like Florida?

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I live in a trailer in Largo, FL. How fucked am I?

Fellow tampafag here. The wind map suggests 80 mph winds but I'm assuming 90 given the way the path is shifting.

Got all my supplies and I'm hunkered down. Glad all my neighbors are pretty tight, we're looking out for each other.

Just checked the evac map for my county. My neighborhood is an island of grey surrounded by orange and red.Looks like I won't be leaving the home for a while.

>some other race

Seems legit

I'd say make a wing suit from bed sheets and stand on your roof.

You're completely fucked.

And there's a hurricane comming as well

It's no longer a cat 5, retard.

Near Cantoment.

Huh

Cantonment.

That OP's a faggot.

I live in S.A, how fucked am I?

Hopefully the white guys will be safe.

Less edge kid

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Only if I can freeze it then hate fuck him with said 'log'

South Africa? You're in far more danger

get ready faggots

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Good job you fagots and the orange retard didn't build the wall.
>when you have beaners rebuilding your homes
>Mfw

Saudi Arabia

It would hit Texas again

Yeah dude this has me more fucked then the hurricane does they talking about WWIII starting that day.