/heem/

nothing in the news

ufc 209 has been cancelled due to a racial incident involving tyrone woodley and stephen thomas

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Schaub is PooPoo

Morning

>that comfy feel of slow heem
>that comfy feel of no thread wars

What time is it where you live?

GSP

IS

GETTING

KO'D

BUDDEH

Almost 6AM. Im getting ready for a nice hot bowl of oatmeal with some bananas and blueberries and some iced green tea to wash it down

If gsp manages to 50-45 bisping and become MW champ, will he be the undisputed GOAT?

Man can dream right?

'sping will teach him to speak English with his hands

GSP

KO'D

BUDDEH

He's already the undisputed GOAT.

Sounds delicious but the fuck are you up so early. I haven't woken up at 6 since high school desu

At the very least he's a hall of famer

Can someone post some women's mma striking? I want to laugh

Fuck I read that wrong. I thought you were asking if Bisping would be GOAT.

I think so, yes

When GSP's head clatters off the canvas

>GSP can take this left

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Realistically it doesn't change anything. His legacy was already built by his long run at 170 and Bisping is widely viewed as the weak champ that he is.

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Wonderboy>Rory>Tyron
Khabib>MJ>Tony
Overeem>Brock>Hunt

Ockhams Razor and Lee's Theory of Combat proves that Wonderboy, Khabib, and Overeem are locks.

Now let's see you nerds try to argue with hard science.

I dont give a FOOK

>implying your science is real
>implying my science isn't clearly superior

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>Ockham
opinion discarded desu

that's a weird ass picture

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Random Heem

Schaub beat Cro Cop who beat Wanderlei who beat Hendo who beat Fedor

Ill let you figure the rest

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KZ

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9:09pm

Cant wait for some dick

>they showed this as a highlight.

I envy the fact that you get to watch cards with a comfy breakfast. Most cards start at 3 am here

That's true though.

Fuck!

open your mouth wide gooby

what, did you contract HIV

Feels good not posting under the tyrannical british flag ERIE

i would fuck your face up u little bitch, fuck you

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>nunes will win a five round fight

That webm of Bisping giving Romero the finger has never been more relevant. I don't even like Romero and I think this sucks, the situation takes all the fun out of GSP's return.

Round 3 Nunes is kind of like the opposite of Sea Level Cain.

>i would fuck your face
stopped reading there

Non-schaubpoof /heem/ is comfy /heem/

yeah stop reading start running faggot, i know you're a giant pussy

>this little twerp thinks he would last more a minute in a ring me LMAO
you are like litttle baby I train SBG btw

Careful, you'll summon him.

>I train SBG

You're not Conor, which means you're an awful fighter. SBG has no prospects.

like i give a fuck lol, what did the real (boxing) gyms hurt your feelings so you went to roll around with a bunch of autists with lip piercings? we all know MMA gyms in ireland aren't worth shit. lol. fuck you.

my native language is Gaeilge srry for bad english pls no bully

Roidmero get fuck off and get in the bin tbqhwyf

your native language is gonna be text to speech when i clatter your head off the concrete

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>afraid to (You)
>I train at SBG
>SBG lol

gym of literal whos

I'll literally shin kick the goobs out of you and you're entire obese ancestry

Name one(1) good British fighter you tea licking prick (bispong is a polack)

Conor is British.

>oh, so you're a wrestler now?

>Being jealous of my the best gym in europe DUDE LOL
you know I had to do it em (get yous with directly responding to someone

Conor is Jewish.

>the best gym in Europe
This is like bragging about being the best downhill skier on Mars.

>Australians knowing anything about MMA much less fighting
ok memes aside friends I actually chuckled

Question:

What happens to the HW division if JDS beats Stipiocic?

This

Tony will sub kebab

Tony will succ Khabib

Werdum gets the next shot, with maybe Reem or Cain after

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> If the UFC makes Cain vs Ngannou
> Winner takes on JDS
> If the UFC makes Cain vs [insert other HW] and Ngannou vs [insert another HW]
> Cain gets the shot if he wins
> Ngannou will wait, or fight Werdum for #1 contender........ possibly for the HW Interim Title as well
> Lewis vs Hunt regardless of the outcome of Hunt's match this weekend

JDS vs Cain 4 of course

they all get BLACCED eventually

Cain

nice use of the name meme

my meme btw fuck off using it

Cain, ngannou has two more fights then challenges

Ur such a faggot, no one thinks ur funny

autism

>its an irish autist pretends to be a toughguy online episode

desu I feel like would kick the shit out of anyone on here

Big of you to admit that lad

This is number 1 bullshit

Ngannou bless

>using autism as an insult
very dumb imho

Is the EBI actually any good? Never really watched straight ju-jitsu desu.

Relax everyone

>ywn see cain velasquez fight again

Did Joe copy Eddie with his sleeve tattoos?

Its good, especially with the combat jitz coming up this sunday its a must watch for real fitefans

combat jitz; heem only, palm strikes everywhere. Expect some spicy heems

What are some good ways I'd permaheeming myself in case Khabib loses?

Probably. He's definitely got some dude weed lol shit all over his arms.

Oh nice, I was actually pretty curious about the combat jiu-jitsu shit, it's got real potential. Even if it doesn't last it should be interesting to watch it evolve since it's so new. Have they done it before?

come to my gym tb h (imho)

>that gyno
no its been the first time

Nah, that just ends up in me triangling your potato ass.

>watching BJJ

shiggy diggy

me and the boys would run a train on you lad

get in my guard