Im talking music that is so heavy, loud, and violent that it makes you cry in fear.
What is the heaviest song ever recorded?
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Meme but I do fully believe it. When you separate the concepts of "heaviness" and "hardness," this is about as heavy as it gets.
it took a while for this one to click. now I love it. when that bass kicks in, man...
I found my copy off a sketchy Russian website. It sounds creamier than every other version I can find, which sound a bit grainier in the vain of Jerusalem. I'm not sure exactly what I have but I'm blessed.
EPIC WEED ALBUM XD
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You're the first person to say weed in the thread dude way to be a buzzkill
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Part Chimp is pretty heavy. I would also include White Suns' Totem.
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this album fucking rocks
i can't pick a single song, the whole album is just a beautiful experience
If we're gonna go full stoner-doom, we might as well throw Bongzilla in there. Gateway's pretty great.
Dreamhouse- Deafhaven
But I'm not a metalhead so this is probably unforgivably entry-level.
I never considered black metal heavy. Just sort of angry.
Honestly stoner-doom is a pretty good entry point from other genres, just get high and lean back. Dopethrone and Dopesmoker are both palatable.
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wait for it
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Everyone shut up and go home now
Nothing even comes remotely close.
its not entry level its just crap
The Body - I Shall Die Here
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Bongripper - Miserable
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Worship - Last Tape Before Doomsday
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Not very heavy at all, not much black metal is, or black metal influenced stuff like that.
meme music
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this song is about some kids in Scandinavia who were in kindergarten that buried another kid alive in a sandbox while playing a game called "funeral" back in 2008. might not be the heaviest here but the subject matter is the most brootal.
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that's really good
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reminder downtuning, yelling and playimg fast doesn't make something heavy. you also need anticlimactic calm bits that accentuate the heavy parts, and the slower and more "thuddy" or "chuggy" the heavy parts the more of an impact it will leave.
in other words, fucking deftones' 2010 album diamond eyes is heavier than most "extreme" metal. swans - public castration is a good idea is too monotonous to be heavy, it's just abrasive.
I think either Black One or OO Void by Sunn O))) would qualify and maybe Earth 2.
>yelling and playimg fast
it makes it hard THERES A DIFFERENCE FOLKS
>James Brown
>Royksopp
Jah Wobble
Not you, you cunt.
xD so hevy so hard *le angry cowboy hat man*
Excellent contribution user.
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Daddo by Whitehouse
Jesu - jesu
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Autopsy - In The Grip Of Winter
Harsh noise.
But in terms of listenable music probably Burzum
>needing calm bits
t. nu male. You don't need soft bits to make something feel heavy. In a gym, if you lift light weight then heavy, you lift lighter weight than going heavy the whole time. The same thing applies here.
Burzum is weak shit, poorly written and poorly played.
Harsh noise is only abrasive, not heavy. Burzum's not heavy at all, and instead goes for a far more droning type sound than an in-your-face heavy one.
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Eh I disagree but ok
Your not wrong lol. I agree. Never said it was good only listenable even that's debatable
It's true. Harsh Noise is still texture based at the end of the day, and so is Burzum. Neither has the punchy feel to the music that makes heavy music heavy.
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Hatebeak - Birdseeds of Vengeance
good choice
more Fripp evil sounds:
Brian Eno - Baby's on Fire
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Funeralopolis is the pinnacle of doom. Nothing else comes close.
Varg Vikernes is a dumbass who neglects his children, you can hear them crying in some of his youtube videos and he doesn't even do anything.
Needs glowing eyes
he also isn't norwegian, he is french. and varg vikernes isn't his real name, it's just a pseudonym.
I have to agree with this
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Try being heavier than this.
Try growing the fuck up
Van Der Graaf Generator wrote some pretty heavy shit, lyrically
The vocals go harder on this demo than any of the album material, at points in this recording it sounds like his throat is about to erupt like Mt. St. Helen
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Also this (BWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGG)
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And this. This one is pretty funny to see live
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This song too, because Weedeater can turn into Trash Metal
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The Jesus Lizard - Puss from their Peel Session
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Kids cry all the time for no fucking reason, if you were a parent you'd know when and when not to give a shit about your kid who has not developed an identity and sense of self or will even remember most of the reasons it wouldn't shut the fuck up and stop crying - when it is crying for the 100th time that week and you're trying to do something.
You can tell by the screams whether or not a kid is seriously hurt or it is still being a little bitch because kids don't know what the fuck they even are.
>playing captain save-a-hoe for a faglord murderer/edgelord church arsonist
i squat 6pl8 for ass to floor reps don't act like you know shit fucking entry level twink
the soft part is when you're not lifting the weight
aka resting between sets
fucking nu-male.
Heavy and yet soulcrushingly depressing, good choice
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Public castration, Swans in general. NOT heavy. It's way to atmospheric and spacey to be heavy.
can i add this one?
Melvins' Boris played fot ISIS and Agoraphobic Nosebleed.
i'm not saying it's the heaviest ever, but, in the nature of this discussion, comes pretty well, i think. just a hearing help, and to keep from metioning burzum.
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if only black metal sound a little like this one, it could be considered heavy. if only.
I assume you mean a physical copy? If so, could you put up a rip or something?
Step back boys.
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I agree. Especially on Pawn Hearts
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This
Also agreeing with this
Forgot the cover
Daughters - Daughters and Lightning Bolt - Earthly Delights are two other good examples
fucking hell those chords are insane
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There is no other right answer
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Heavy
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heavier than a death in the family
Sunn O))) - Black One is basically Baby's First Heavier-than-lead album and it's fantastic
>makes you cry in fear
>post crunchy stoner / riffy doom
hey, what's going on here?
Entry level makes you wanna cry in fear-core m.youtube.com
this album goes hard, good luck
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This is the heaviest thing I've ever heard.
revenge - mobilization rites
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also good one
just fucking leave
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i think youre just a fucking idiot
Took me about 5 seconds to find it
Go fuck yourself.