Why aren't you going out tonight?
Why aren't you going out tonight?
Because I lost my leg in an accident 4 weeks ago and I'm recovering at home.
I'm sorry to hear that. Hope someone finds it sooner or later.
Post stump
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I work nights.
I second this.
>Why aren't you going out tonight?
Why would I? I'll drink alone @ home.
SHOW STUMP! NAOW!
Bc this vidya aint gonna play itself
Because a fucking hurricane is headed my way faggot op
Moar from the left one?
Going out tomorrow.
Do you get to keep the severed leg?
Curfew du to irma. 33139 here. And god im missing sex so much.
Because I hate people and I hate spending money on overpriced drinks and food.
Neckebeard/10
Me and my girl invited a girl from tinder to come over and drink, smoke and fuck with us.
what do you mean
why would i do that
Already tired as fuck (1:49pm) and straight up defective when it comes to social skills. I basically have no friends and almost zero chance at ever going on a date. On the bright side wizard powers soon.
>my girlfriend and I
I feel like getting the flu, I stay at home, watch the second movie with the racoon and the tree and get high.
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Is this how stump guy gets around now?
netflix and chill with housedragon
because i don't have any friends.
Cause I am an ugly nerd without any friends.
I'll fap later to some pics in other threads.
That will be the highlight of my day.
heroin can be your friend
Sounds like a full day.
because I'm ugly
this
guy in the background is doing the virgin walk
Yes you are.
it's my brothers birthday. We are going to grill and chill with friends until about 2-3 am. These kinds of nights are my favorite.
I have been out out tonight. Had 4 pints and a whisky. Just got home and a fridge full of beer
i just got out from being fucked at a company i started with a double dealing ex friend
i need the money and time to recharge
beside i will be going away for two weeks on sunday, i wouldnt wanna get shit faced
Cuz I'm in a psychiatric hospital :^)
Im jealous.
I bet her ass would taste great, country?
Seems about right.
Living the dream
I have no friends.
Make some friends.
because I choose not to.
USA
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Come and have a beer if you want man
I am. I found a lucky leg four weeks ago and I've had the best of luck ever since.
I have work
I have TO work, goddamn i bet your boss hates you.
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Doin D&D 5th edition with the nerds.
I completely forgot
Because it's Friday and I work in a kitchen. My weekend is Tuesday and Wednesday.
i had no idea today's friday
Being with a bitch isn't that much better. You listen to nagging and stupid bullshit all day, and then you get to have sex, and then pass out.
Drinking with friends and then fapping alone at home is much better, overall.
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Because I don't care enough about people to make any friends in this town and I'd rather stay home with my cat and play vidya anyway
Cuz there's a fucking hurricane coming?
Joke's on you, OP. I am going out tonight. I'll drink one in your honour.
celebrating brother's bday with keg of beer, steaks, and super nintendo
because the party is at my place
hangovered whole day, watching anime. today is really huge festival in my city tho
Because drinking after working out will fuck up my gains
Same user. Had to board up the windows today
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no money
>America logic
>build houses out of wood in hurricane environments
Destiny 2
So you want to build an entire house out of concrete-reinforced steel? I hope you're rich...prepare your anus for the bank.
Same as you user, we're gonna have them soon, stick to handpussy a little longer.
yeah, what's up with that walk
Embrace it, i'm the same and i love it.
Because im skydiving at 8 sm tomorrow and dont want to be hungover at 18000 ft
ptsd, adhd and autism will do it, im just going to be a recluse for the rest of my life. feelsbadman
Someone tell me how to go out drinking alone without it being awkward. My friends dont even bother anymore and I've accepted my lonerism at this point.
It's cheaper than rebuilding every five years.
Did you check behind the couch? That's usually where I find things I lose
Can't be bothered.
Just went to the shop to get beer so I can get hammered and shitpost until the early hours of the morning.
BACK YOU YOUR CELEB CONTAINMENT THREAD YOU SACK OF SHIT HERMAN
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST LOSER ON Sup Forums
She's not old enough to drink.
RIP
Because I like in Oregon and to go outside means breathing in toxic fumes.
It's iced tea.
no u
this
Because i am not a normie faggot
if i lived in a city id go out alone, get drunk and go look for adventure
Who the fuck is herman?
Go to bar, sit at bar counter, and quietly sip your drink, staring off into space and not giving a shit about what's going on around you. 9/10 times a girl (albeit drunk) will walk up to a vacant seat next to me and sit and look at me, waiting for me to talk to her. Works every time.
Too hung over from last night
Because the only friend I ever had died, and I'm unable to make new friends.
Because I'm already out having fun with friends.
Cause netflix and chillin with GF
>league of legends made a new mode, invasion
>i really enjoy it
wish there was an actual reason
gotta play smash with my friend so we can wreck our boys coming back from the military in the week
funny thing is, it's always in the last place you look.
this mode sucks. Go play ranked like an actual virgin
All because of some cunt with a smoke bomb - that kid is gonna get the book thrown at him
I am just chilling with cool anons, but mostly fags and weirdos here on the chan first...
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last season i went on a 9-streak losing spree as a support so i vowed to never play ranked again