Secrets time!
>Banging wife *feels good
>Play confessions game she starts
>She tells me how she learned how to squirt
>Tells me how she trained her puppy to lick her
>She figures out squirting makes puppy lick faster
>goes into great detail
>Bust major nut
>For months she tells different stories about things she did
Pretty much enjoy watching beasty porn. Dont do it IRL. Will share stories if interested
I paid my 35 year old married cousin with two kids £4k to have sex with me
Her husband have no idea where the money came from? Loll
The void will swallow you all.
im a virgin and everytime i post about it people make fun of me
Was it worth it?
i hope so.
I post my ex gf in hopes her friends see her nude
How old are you
her friends see her nude all the time irl.
>step-dad started "molesting" me at 14
>I was really into it
>became a regular thing for years
>continued even after I moved out
>lasted until him and mom finally got divorced and he moved away
>seriously thinking about flying out to visit him just so I can ride his dick again
> (You)
>Was it worth it?
Worth it what? I was asking questions
Haha well not the guys
It's sad that so many others disagree. Inequality, strife, suffering, envy, idiocy, narcissism are all meaningless when death takes us. It's peace in it's purest form.
male female?
my brother and I used to get really drunk and high. we did many things together that we are both ashamed of now that we both have kids.
once we got so fucked up, that we stumbled into a walmart at 3 am, I took a shit in the fabric dept, he puked into the plastic storage containers and put the lid back on, then we made [spoiler]and ate an entire load of breads worth of bologna sandwiches, and a large tub of amish potato salad[/spoiler] while drinking beer the entire time.
we were banned from that walmart for such behavior.
male
Femanon age 22. Jogging through big park near my town. Came to clearing lakeside saw some guys camping fishing. Got a wave from one of them so I stopped to talk. Ended up sitting with them. Good guys, couple years younger all pretty cute. Started flirting with them. Felt comfortable and foolish. Took my pants down and said 'do whatever you want with me'. They were slow to respond and didn't seem to know what to do. I said it again and opened my legs, a guy got in between them and started playing with my pussy. Spent the next hour getting fucked senseless. Stupid thing to do, could've gone real bad but they treated me well. At one point I needed a break so they gave me 5 mins. At the end of it my body ached like after a good workout at the gym.
do you fuck each other's kids at least?
How did it start? Were you into it from the beginning, or did he train you into liking it?
faggot
1/10
no, why? he has his fat ugly mama fratelli looking wife, and I have a weird emotionally disturbed puerto rican girl that thinks she is morticia addams.
never been attracted to kids. not even as a kid. I wanted to fuck madonna and dolly parton as a little kid.
dank post fam i can tell ur an oldfag
ily
I'm the one at work that spills coffee into the sugar bowl.
>never been attracted to kids
bullshit
...
>Babysitting 5yo niece
>Her family is super dirty
>She goes potty and doesn't wipe (no to in toilet)
>Tell her to wipe
>I can't sadface.jpg
>Go to wipe her and notice stank like she hasn't washed or wiped in days
>Get baby wipes and clean her up thoroughly
>She giggles while I'm cleaning her tiny pussy
>Goes quiet and her face turns red when I get to her tiny clit
>Ask if it hurts (because what if infection)
>No it tickles
Instant dick diamond because I realise I'm probably the first person to give her sexual pleasure even if she doesn't understand what that is
>Ok almost done
>Cover her face with towel and say no peeking
>She didn't peek
>Ate that tiny pussy like groceries
>Took the towel off after a second
>She was loving it
>Huge smile and giggles as I'm eating that unripe peach
I ate that pussy for a good 5 minutes and then sent her on her way to play while I jerked out one of the biggest loads I've ever dumped on a bathroom floor.
But shhhh. It's a secret.
I used to deal drugs but now I'm a professional married man with kids. All I do at night on my laptop is yearn for a wee bowl of buds.
0/10
steal some of your kids' weed.
So go get some weed bro.
>Be me
>in Brazil
>Hue
>Wage cuck
>Work fast food
>Need to clean disgusting bathroom
>MFW hated it
What follows was my routine:
>Get mop with bucket
>head back into bathroom
>take a small dump
>unroll toilet paper a lot
>without breaking toilet paper, wipe my ass clean
>LONG line of shit-smeared toilet paper
>roll it all back up neatly as if it was never used
>wash hands, get mop
>flatten shit inside toilet with mop
>make it all liquidy
>use shit-stained mop with toilet liquid to scrub floor
>used it to scrub walls
>used it to scrub sink
>used it to scrub toilet itself
>flush
>bathroom reeks of shit
>open flush water compartment
>piss inside
>wash bucket inside water compartment
>piss inside trash bin (my piss would flatten the paper to make it seem like changed out the garbage)
>bathroom now completely "clean"
>get scented spray (like fabreeze but HUE version).
>spray every corner of bathroom
>Shit stench slowly morphs into acceptable scent of cheap bus filled with hookers
>come out
>giggle every 3 minutes watching some faggot use the bathroom
>keep wondering who's the lucky faggot who will draw the shit-stained toilet paper
>keep giggling about the faggots inhaling my shit
>keep giggling about the kids who use the bathroom
>MFW I hear manager: "Oh user, you're always so happy. It's great to see such a smile!"
>MFW almost lost composure and went full retard laugh mode.
>Muster Buddah Zen, keep my bad poker face
>"Thank you manager"
I must've been 16.
22
...
I left that out to avoid derailing the thread, but I'm a dude. Mostly straight, if you can believe that, at least when it comes to romantic attraction.
He caught me experimenting with one of my friends. Few days later, he made a move an offered to "let" me suck his dick. Kinda molesty I guess since I didn't feel like I really had a choice, but it's not like I didn't enjoy it. Didn't really feel like he was "training" me... but I mean he managed to turn me into his eager cumdump despite all my teenage nervousness, guilt, shame, and sexual confusion. So I guess he kinda did.
Wife's a doctor. Small town. If I got busted it would be very embarrasing for her and her family. I could probably keep it quiet and smoke it when I was alone, by I don't really know anyone who would sell it to me.
but i havent been, I'm more infatuated with tits than a dairy farmer.
When I was a horny 12 year old I used to finger the family dog and mom caught me once. I explained to her I just loved the feeling of the dogs pussy and it really was hard to not be ashamed. She acted mad at first but after about 2 hours of conversation she understood and said if no one else finds out it's not a big deal.
About a month later I started doing it right in front of her and she didn't object. Then she started to watch and rub herself too. I asked if I could finger her and she got VERY upset because she never thought I would try to break that trust between us.
The next night she came to my room and we had a long talk about how I shouldn't ever ask her that again...then it morphed into why I wanted my mom's pussy because it's unnatural...then it morphed into as long as no one knows territory. Fingered my mom every night straight for about a week. She started to reciprocate with handjobs. Then she taught me 69 and finally we started fucking about two weeks after the first night.
She died in a car accident about a year later. I had to move in with my aunt and uncle. About 6 months in I tried my luck with my aunt. She was not having it at all. She told my uncle. He beat me that next morning. That night he drunkenly made me blow him since I "was such a nasty kid and deserved it for punishment". This evolved into getting molested for 3 years by both of them eventually until I ran away because I'm not any kind of gay and blowing my uncle was torture. Before I left I heard them talking shit about my mom in the other room. My aunt said my mom was a freak and she caught her fingering the family dog. I realized how my genes gave me no choice in what I liked that very second. Mom loved me and knew what it was like to do the things i was doing and she knew from experience first hand.
I've never had sex since (22 now). Never told anyone this ever.
This is a damn well written post, ty for sharing and great job pushing past your fears.
Made, and lost, a big fucking pile of money selling molly a few years back.
Lived like a king, fucked insanely hot girls, partied like a fucking rock star for two years.
Then sold a good friend and his girl a bag of powder which wasn't from my usual source. He's a vegetable, and his girl died. Nobody knows it was my fault. I drank away the cash I had and live a Joe life on minimum wage.
First time I"ve told anybody.
I feel that. If you were local I would smoke you out. But I used to stealth smoke for about 2 years while I was dating someone that was very anti anything fun. Its easy. Only keep a small bowl, a single lighter, and your bag of weed. I hid all my stuff inside a computer speaker. Also if you can't smoke outdoors make yourself a quick easy mute. Get a toilet paper tube tape a drier sheet over the end, stuff the tube full of crumpled drier sheets and smoke in the bathroom with the fan on and only exhale through the mute.
Or just live your life without needing the approval of others and smoke weed without jumping thru the hoops.
...
Thanks for your thoughts and tips.
i told my bf that I only had sex with one guy before him, but it's actually more like 20
5 of them were in the same night..
Fucked a friend who is the gf of another friend of mine. They broke up later that day
I miss my mom. I'm in tears right now. That post was 6 years in the making. I don't want to live but only a bitch ass faggot claims or commits suicide.
Wut do
Same. I got 37 including 4 virgins before I met my wife. So much different pussy. So many different breasts. Fucking amazing being young and horny.
I was happy when my Mum and Dad died two years ago.
why?
Did they leave you the house and lots of money in their will?
He was a fraudster, a racist and a drunk. She was a thief, a liar, a pill popper and an enabler.
I hooked up with a woman I met on steam.
I prematurely ejaculated twice with her and she still was super sweet about it.
I basically ignore her now, shes thirsty as fuck and messages me on steam but I'm too shamed to face her.
My dad died last year and left me all his properties and trucking company. I hated his guts and didn't deserve any of it and now I pull in 80k a year.
No. I paid for they're burials. Dealt with all their creditors and watched as the bank foreclosed their house and auctioned it off for a song. They sucked the world dry. Left nothing but a dry husk and left me and they're grand children nothing. I'm still paying off the debts I acrrued sorting out they're death estate. Frankly the quicker all the baby boomers die from cancer the better this world will be.
Damn. Sucks that you are still paying for their sorry asses.
Tell me about. I just feel sorry for my kids the most. They get nothing. We could have done with a helping hand just to get our heads above the water but nope we just got more debt. I don't complain though to anyone about it. I just keep doing my 9-5 job and keep paying the mortgage and bills. It made me realise one thing though. When someone dies. Thats it. The story ends. No more new memories whether they be good or bad memories. Its over. Just blank pages from this point forward. The good thing however is that they're not around, so I no longer need to care about what I say about them. I can tell people the truth and have no fear that my Mum and Dad will be around to lie they're way out of it.
A 40 year old unmarried woman paid me to fuck her until she got pregnant. I'm married to another woman and have two children, mortgage and a great job.
Honestly, I agree with you, I'm not the user you replied to, but a couple of close family members have died in the last few years, and most of my family just weight the burden so hard, they make such a big deal out of it, all the comments they make about loss feel so forced even years after the person died, they slow down when they should catch on quick to their own problems and move on, but they don't, they want to feed on self loathing, they feel sorry for themselves, the dead are no longer here in any shape or form other than the corpse that remains buried, yet they feel like they should pay respects and bring flowers and make big funerals, when in reality the dead person doesn't cares, it's not alive, it's just a corpse, another statistic, funerals are just loss celebrations for the living, it's ridiculous
I've seen all of this first hand with my family, but sure as hell will never tell this to anyone since they'll beat the shit out of me and family would disown me if I told what I think
>be closeted gayfag
>been hooking up with my older sister's husband for years
>first started before they were even married, back when I was jailbait
>he fucked me "one last time" literally the day before their wedding
>spoiler alert: it wasn't the last time
>I didn't feel too bad about all this when I was a young dumb fag
>esp since my sister was a bitch to me back then
>but now that she had a kid (plus another on the way) I feel scummy about it
>feel like I can't say no to him at this point
>putting up resistance just gets him more excited, and he knows how to push my buttons
> Be me 32, married on business trip.
> Staying in nice hotel with great fitness/health facilites.
> Long day of meetings and arguments. Return to hotel a bit stressed and decide to go to for a workout and swim.
> End up lying in spa, bubbles massaging my sore muscles.
> A couple joins me in spa. After 5 minutes guy leaves. Next thing I know I feel her start massaging my pants through my wet shorts.
> Then she has her hand down my pants and is wanking me off.
> In front of families enjoying the pool facilities and staff cleaning the rooms, I blew my load.
> She got out of the water. Turned to face me and flashed her tits at me. I've been back a few times but never saw her again.
I feel like this ain't gonna end well. You're old enough now to put an end to this shit. Do it for your sister
Agree totally.
In a stupid movie years with Tom Cruise, and Australian actor Bryon Brown had these rules for life. One of them was something along the lines of.
Bury They Dead. They Stink Up The Place. Never was a truer word said. Once they're dead, forget about them. There's nothing more there to think about or worry about. And if you don't let them go, it will just fuck you up.
I've kept friendships with 3 good pals from high school. For years I have kept a secret from each of them. That secret being that I screwed they're wives. 2 of them I fucked before they started going out with my friends and 1 I fucked when they were on a break. I'm often around their house for drinks or food and can't help looking at their wives and remembering how their tits looked or what colour their public hear was.
I killed my uncle
why
I'd be happy if mine died now too, I fell u
post it again to make sure
Greentext story if fucking them.. what colour were pubes and pussy lips?
Greentest story of fucking her. How do u know her?
How does that even happen, you just randomly get horny or what? Just seems odd to be mid workout to fuck fest
Tell story of 5 guys . What's biggest cock you've had? How big is bfs?
How many fucked u? How did it happen?
i love to steal sexy, nude or hc pics from peaople i know
My wife wanted to jazz up our sex life and wanted me to pretend that I had broken into our house one night and tie her up and fuck her. So we went out together and got very drunk and went home. I let her enter the house through the front door and went around the back door and let myself in. I snuck through the house in the dark and found her stepping into the shower. Fully clother, I grabbed her from behind, hard as diamonds and pushed her against the tiled wall as the shower water fell onto both of us. I got my cock out and fucked her from behind. We had worked out a safe word. It was Dallas but she didn;t use it to begin with so I just kep fucking her and started slamming in her, her head and tits slamming against the wall. I grabbed a handful of liquid soap and lubed my cock and then forcefully bent her over and pushed hard against her tight asshole. I had fucked her in the ass before but generally she didn;t like it too much as it hurt her a bit. But now she was moaning and yelling a little bit in discomfort. I said say the safe word, go on, but she never did and by the time I had got up enough steam she was practically lying spreadeagled on the tile floor as my cock pushed in and out of her hairy asshole. I blew harder than ever before and to this day it scared the hell out of me how much I liked dominating her.
Can't explain it. Mood took me, didnt give it any thought. Just happened. I have been diagnosed with bipolar, and was abused as a kid, sexually and physically. that seems to account for some of my risky behavior. Following these episodes I often get real freaked out at what ive done and hope I never do anything like that again
It was a relief. Life got a whole lot easier. I had over the years pulled away from their fucked up lives and had managed to create a good life for myself. Being self sufficient meant I had no reason to need anything from them. When they went it was no great change to my everyday life.
faggot
I mean if nothing else its a good reflection onto me to not do the same then. I've had several urges with people who I know will obey me if I really wanted sex but it might make things awkward and I only ever get like that when drunk, luckily when I'm drunk I'm still fully capable of controlling myself, so with this lesson I know to never follow through on my carnal instincts.
Only really weird cause they are a bit older than me and I'm not really attracted to them in the least just alcohol and me get really heated.
But least you have a fun story to tell or secret to tell yourself. Makes life more interesting
i know someone who got hiv like that
bf's cock is a little below average, like 6 inches. The biggest one I've had was huge, thick and about 8.5 inches long and belonged to a skinny black guy
Proceed
Got really drunk and let a friend fuck my ass.
I fucking loved it and dream of doing it again
4k? You don't think is a lot of money?
I only keep around friends that live worse than me so I can reflect on at least I'm not them.
If i ever improve in life I drop them to find new people who are slightly below me.
It helps me keep improving at my own life while just thinking they are pieces of shit for not doing the same.
But seriously if you aren't actively trying to improve your life you are a terrible person and have no right to complain about anything. Why I hate most people who visit Sup Forums that are neets and go oh my depression, bitch it takes all of 10 mins to fill out a job application to change your life for the better.
5 of them. There was three that were just happy to watch, think they may have had gfs. But once things picked up they changed their minds they all had a go at me.
My only hope is I never do anything too dangerous and end up beaten or raped
FAG
I mean how would you get raped if you offered sex? Go after the point it was painful for you I guess?
But I doubt it will I think most people are good and if someone offers sex that is at least somewhat fit "assuming cause of jogging" then they will just have fun, everyone wins, and go on with their lives.
I'm just very interested in people who have lots of sex or who act on impulses as I control my emotions extremely well and try to never diverge or do anything too wild despite sometimes wanting to. Just seems like life would be more fun that way
Story time?
stupid whore. its no longer rape when you bend over and say "come and get it"
and the only reason to beat you is to get you to submit to sex. If submission has already occured then physical violence is pointless.
bad enough you are awhore but do you also have to be a mentally retarded whore as well?
God damn so you scored a jackpot and didn't have to do anything in return. Feelsgoodman
Same here, how is your dad now anyway?
ive been in the drunk tank 23 times in various places around canada
Whats a drunk tank? Don't have those in the U.S.A., at least not that I've heard of
kek
overnight in jail
get arrested for public toxicity and for your own safety then let out in the morning/ when your sober. We have them in the UK also
*intoxication
Kill your aunt and uncle.
its a part of life. sometimes you gotta spend the night in the drunk tank.