Any of you guys ever bang a muscle babe? Any tips on finding one besides gyms or is that my only choice?

Any of you guys ever bang a muscle babe? Any tips on finding one besides gyms or is that my only choice?

Muscle babe thread?

I made out with one once. It was kinda weird, everything is really firm, her arms, her back, her legs. I honestly prefer toned to slightly soft on a girl, being all muscle kills the femininity of it.

I had a thing with a toned girl for a while. She wasn't bulky, but worked out every day and had great muscle tone. It's a lot better than swimming in flab. I never blew as hard as I had with her.

brb time 4 a wank

Her name is Shay Massey in case anybody was wondering.

i want a muscle babe to bang me.

im seeing one right now met her in a library i see a lot of them coffee shop near me i live in richmond va but its great she is a bit dominat out in public but when we are alone she really gets off when i take charge and order her around shit is great im saving up to buy a ring ima marry this slut

Hot as fuck

Yes, once. We dated for about a year or so. I got tired of feeling Gay. I broke it off. Women should be petite and soft.

once. but its the same with skinny girls - they look terrific but it just feels meh. i'll stick to more average build girls.

Anybody ever get pegged by muscle waifu?

3DPD are not waifus REEEEEE

Do I have to be an steroid addict or I can if i have average body?

No.

Your personality matters.

If you think that you can get one of those without a fit body it means that your a true alpha.

If you think that you´re gonna go with a muscle girl being a muscle man, you need to think twice.

no i have a average body im tall (6.3ft) so that helps i guess but my girlfriend likes me because im not a gym rat like most of her friends i would have to say confides is a huge factor also like my girlfriend has told me she didnt get ask or talk to by guys so she was head over heels with me constantly going after her and asking her out and being blunt that i wanted to date her

You go wed that slut user.

Cool

Checked.
This gives me hope. Where did you meet her?

Nice, thats chun li right there

My wife is an ex-muscle-girl. She stopped weightlifting and gained some nice curves.

She wants to get back into weights. Not sure if I want her to.

Craigslist m4m

>Visited my sister at university of Vermont right after I turned 18
>Sister and friends were renting big house
>They were having a party.
>Her one roommate, Jane, was fitter then most chicks
>Kept bumping into Jane all night
>She was 22-23, cute, 7/10 but looked like she could kick my ass
>After party died down she was one of the few people still awake
>We kept talking and did a few shots then we went upstairs
>Wasn't really into the muscles
>She ended up jumping me
>Fuck it
>Rode me hard, pelvis hurt
>I didn't get off but she did
>She felt was really hard, wasn't in to the firmness
>She felt bad I didn't go
>Ended up giving me a hand job
>Made me sit on my hands
>Jane had kung-fu grip, used two hands
>Felt amazing
>I came so hard
>Shot cum allover her muscle tits
>She kept jerking after I came
>Almost passed out due to pleasure
>Jane wouldn't stop
>Oh fuck, no fucking way
>Came again
>Shot cum fucking everywhere
>Almost died so good
>Dick was on fire
>Just to torture me some more she sucked the cum off my cock
>Went to BR
>Cleaned myself up and passed out on couch

>Went back two times after that to visit sis
>2nd time same scenario
>Sis house was throwing party
-Ran into Jane
>We sneak off
>Go upstairs
>Ended up in bathroom off of sisters room
>BR supposed to be off limits
>Fucked Jane on bathroom floor
>This time didn't mind the firmness so much
>Jane was in a cradle position with legs behind her head
>Nailing the fuck out of Jane on BR floor
TO BE CONTINUED

yes, I dated one for about 6 months.

Met her on tinder, she was doing a split in her pic and I just said "nice split" and it snowballed from there to a date, we had fun, went on a few more, then started dating. I approached her like I would have approached any other girl and she thought I was funny. One thing she told me she HATED was getting hit on at the gym, which I have also heard a few other women say. Also, from the way you talk, you most likely will never get one. You are probably really out of shape and weird and clearly this is just some fetish thing for you, and NO woman wants to be the fetish object of some perverted weirdo.

>Jane says shes gonna cum
>Jane says cum with me
>Did this thing with her pelvis that made my dick sore but felt really great
>Right as I was about to blow she went into mega flex mode
>Felt like her pussy tightened to the 10th degree
>Say I'm gona cum
>Blew so fucking hard
>Almost broke condom due to shotgun load and Jane's mega flex mode combination
>Laid on top of Jane for about two minutes shaking
>Again dick was on fire but totally worth it
>Jane went downstairs first and I followed soon after
TO BE CONTINUED

Why not just fuck a guy

let's play the muscle girl game

you describe your ideal muscle girl (race, size, hair, body parts you like etc) and I post one for you

not original muscle girl game OP but trying to continue his legacy

because guys have dicks.

go fuck yourself you weird virgin. This shit is so cringy

You find them just like you find anyone else. The gym is actually not a great place because they don't think they look their best there and the get hit on in the gym all the time.

white,5'5",unflexed ass

Tall

>Third time went to visit sis was due to death in fam
>Picked up sis and went to funeral
>After funeral we hung around for an hour or two after dropping sis off back at house
>Sis said she needed a few things so Mom, Dad and sis went store
>Left to my own devices with Jane
>Jane asked me if I was okay
>Hammed it up and made it seem like I was more upset then I was
>Jane took me upstairs
>Jane said she was on the rag
>Said oh...that's okay
>Jane grabbed bottle of lotion or something
>Jane took my pants off
>Thought I was getting another hand job
>Jane lubed up my cock
>Jane ended up getting on all fours on her bed
>Pulled her sweats down to her knees
>Jane put lotion on her brown eye and rolled over on back
>Jane slid me in her ass
>First time anal, felt good
>Wasn't as tight as mega flex from pussy but good
>Told Jane I was gona cum
>Asked if I should pull out
>Jane said cum in me
>Blew
>After fucking her pooper she sucked me clean
>Jane was gross again after that
>5 minutes later parents show up
>Left
>Never went back to see sis or Jane at that house again
>KEK

you ll never have sex with a muscle women virgin. ive dated serveal muscle woman and they only date men who are interested in their personality like me

That's the kind of girl you bring home to mom, user what have you done

>you ll never have sex with a muscle women virgin.

except I have. Youre a virgin who most likely doesnt even have the balls to approach a woman. Keep thinking jacking off to instagram whores is having a girlfriend hahaha

>JANE SAYS! "I'M DONE WITH SERGIO!"

Gross

hint for virgins: don't approach them at the gym they hate that

michelle gavin but she's 4'11

yes. Was shit as shit can be. Doesn't feel like a female. But her cunt was really small

maria carolien wattel is 6'2

You guys are delusional, you want ripped girls because your ashamed of wanting a ripped dude to top you. That why you fags are all " I wish a buff girl you fuck me" not " I wanna smah some pussy".

I've never been attracted to muscle girls but I found this girl today and thought she was hot probably cause she's not a massive gym monster and is facially attractive.

if you stop samefagging and make a request I could find someone for you user

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There is more of her in the /gif/ thread.

Nicole Bossworth aka Kinky Nirvana

Her is what a real woman looks like faggots. Not a dipshit with muscles who thinks she's immediately a bro.

thats where youre wrong. i want to date someone with shared values such as always doing 5x5 squats to below parallel

Gross, dumb bitch acts like she can't out her arms down.

thx b/ro, she has a vid here

heavy-r.com/video/284658/Killer_Body_Show_Off/

You gotta get out of the basement first and move out of mom's house.

Who boobs basically turned into abs.

>You guys are delusional, you want ripped girls because your ashamed of wanting a ripped dude to top you. That why you fags are all " I wish a buff girl you fuck me" not " I wanna smah some pussy".

go back to 'Rate my dick' no homo

Yes.
It's fucked up.
They are really aggressive
And manly
And they want to feel more powerful than you
At least that's my experience.
But she gave awesome head
And her pussy was tight.

bitch looks like shes carrying the psychological baggage that made her want to look like that

Yw m8. I found that video on pornhub. There is also a JOI one from before she got swole. Pic unrelated.

Itt women who take male hormones and juice...

All they need to do is grow a dick and you all would be happy huh?

>Her is what a real woman looks like faggots. Not a dipshit with muscles who thinks she's immediately a bro.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..typical fucking stereotypical 10yr old's idea of a women..STFU kissless virgin brat.

Quit projecting pls

She looks like she has the downs

disguesting cloested faggot schomes itt. u make me sick

I like my women soft like a good firm pillow.

I bet her vag could cinch your dick right off, I'd let her try it anyway.

i like my women like i like myself thick solid tight

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>dominant confident woman wants to be dominated herself in private

Every single time

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That's seriously the best you got? Lol ok.

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Yeah, you would know.

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When you do steroids and peaked in middle school. Yeah that's the best he can do.

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I would let a trap fuck my asshole and cum deep inside of my rectum and it would be less gay than this thread.

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>When you do steroids and peaked in middle school. Yeah that's the best he can do.

dumb piece of shit I don't bodybuild, KYS now you fucking retard

Sorry pal the only 2 ways to find a muscle chick at the gym or at fitness competence but they are pretty easy and horny cos hormones so go to the gym lazy punk and you don't regret their vag is more tight than a virgin btw you have to be good at sex or at least not precocious cos they go for 3 rounds at least

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The best kind of fit girl. Lean but still feminine.

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Heh funny story about my encounter with one on Craigslist. I was on a vegan kick for a while trying to cut weight in college just to bang hotties.

>Post in platonic section looking for female running buddy
>Also mention about drinking organic blended veggie smoothies and 420 friendly
>Got like 13 responses
>Meet with a 8/10 mexi muscle chick looking to boost cardio
>Thighs bigger than mine, ass was firm but squishy and D cup tits.
>We run together for 5 weeks slowly build friendship
>"Chick is pretty cool, maybe I'll ask her out"
>Go out a week later
>Talk about latest green machine blends and protein shakes, smoke up at my place.
>Goes sexual after a while about dudes flavor changes semen
>Gives me the bedroom eyes after a while

To make this short, we fucked for 6 months. She liked the flavor of my man-juice, but didn't like swallowing because it felt like "swallowing a slug."

So in order to score with a muscle chick, you gotta go through the same routine of working out and eating right. Being 420 friendly is a great ice breaker.

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Mine was a track and field athlete. I was her "home fuck toy. She fucked lots of guys at school, all jocks. Her absand stomach were tight asf, could bounce a quarter of them. Her shoulders were kind of big and she had no ass. Legs were of course made of iron. Was an ok fuck but not worth any emotional investment at all due to amount of guys she fucked at school. All girl team athletes either fuck each other or all the chads

This. You done goofed fagit

>"HE TREATS ME LIKE A RAG DOLL!"
>she hates television
>Says "I don't owe him nothing!"