W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D, the only OC on Sup Forums for two years running!

W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D, the only OC on Sup Forums for two years running!

Come along, s-sit a while, and get a home cooking m-mean like your waifu would make if s-she was real!


But she isn't tho

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you are my waifu though

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I love you Alice

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Love the outfit~

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>and get a home cooking m-mean
well, what insults have you cooked up?

Hey, Alice. I love you.

Also, my waifu is dead, please don't bring her up.

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Hey t-there dear, thought I'd m-make a dish from my home country

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Love y-you too

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But of c-course, we'll pour it for Reimu

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I love you more

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Oh p-plenty. But let's focus on the meal first

fuck ya cooking thread with alice

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uuuuu alice a cute~

-CC

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im betting 20 bucks (and i don't have 20 bucks) that you're a dude

N-not possible!

Now let's q-quickly go through the how to

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Well, hello Alice!
Happy Friday night to you!

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someone pls post the bikini alice

T-the best threads on Sup Forums!

L-let's smash the garlic!
That'd be a good band name, right?
Smashing garlic?

Did anyone get the reference?

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G-guess you lost that bet boyo

It is possible, as possible as you being here.

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Teehee! Thank you!

It's even strawberry!

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R-right back at you babee~

Now d-drop your meat. This w-will be very hard for some of you, (kermit) b-but do it anyway

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Alice, I've seen you on here quite often. Keep it up, and thanks for the work :)

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W-which, as we know, is t-the best berry.

Add the garlic t-to the meat to season it

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W-will do~

F-FIRMLY GRASP the spatula in your hand!
Then use it to beat the shit out of that meat.

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hey alice, hope you had a nice week

mate, i'm not trying to hate on you or anything, but i know a dudes hand when i see it

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No one is cooking a shit, nigger

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Anything Remilia hates, I like twice as much.

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I d-did, how about you?

Add t-the soy sauce and sugar, sugar~

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H-hey, I guess you'd know, what with all the sex you aren't having, what a mans hand l-looked like.

But you are stil wrong.


ADD EVERYTHING ELSE AND MIX IT UP PEEPS

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N-not sure what this means!

Mix it up, mix it up l-ladies!

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Kys nigger

everyone knows Alice is a male already.
the only ones still defending are the loyal orbiters that are too blinded by need to belong to see it

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G-good reasoning!

S-sprinkle some onion on to taste

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You're kidding, right? She's got the cutest most delicate fingers I've ever seen.

S-sorry, my vagina disagrees

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I wish I had manly hand like Alice ;(

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Oh y-yeah, me too man.

W-well Anonymous? How is it

welp, was just trying to get a point across
i am a newfag, so it's the first time i ever see this type of post