What do I say? I'm on a three year dry spell

What do I say? I'm on a three year dry spell

What app is that ?

"Yes, babygirl?"

Bumble fuckboi

>yesterday

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I got this guys. I haven't gotten laid in three years. How do I pull this?

Don't sperg Out and stay cool

If it wasn't obvious enough from the first message she's either thirsty, or a catfish. Roll the dice my dude.

Tell her directly to meet in some place to have a drink

I'm on a three year dry spell. Come over right now

Send her other photos

Will you suck my penor?

This &

Touch my pee pee I'm so goddamn lonely

winrar

"Thanks, I know"

"Too bad I like cocks"

this its a dude

rolling for "I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

She can send pics through Bumble, tell her to send a pic of her doing something specific

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Thanks, I know

I'll give you some cocky right in your stink hole

"Nah just honest. (winky emoji)"

I'll give you some cocky

Gotta be this

You are what you eat

yes, I have a big rooster

rpoll

3 1/2 inches of cocky

go back to 9gag

Winrar

show us what she looks like you faggot

"I want to jerk off in your hair"

dubba lubba wub wub

Not pretty but not ugly. She's fuckable and wants the d. At this point I'll take it.

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Try this one:
Get bent, you worthless piece of trash. I wish you would've been born with the disability instead of that beautiful

child. I feel bad for you. Sorry mommy & daddy didn't give you enough attention when you were younger & now you

have to act better than everyone on the internet to fill the void of being unloved. I send this to you as a message

seeing as you are a gutless pussy and deleted your comment. Please, regret the day you were born. Bye bye now c:

Send him the eggplant emoji

If you're going to pick and choose whatever you want without rolling for numbers this is retarded

I want to violate your asshole while you rub my balls with a cheese grater

>asks for ideas
>posts own autistic response trying to look cool
>wonders why he is in a 3 year dry spell

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this

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This thread is kill. I hope she's a psycho and lips off your nuts in your sleep.

Send another winking emoji

give her the cocky

cocky roll

Someone already stole one of my kidneys please don't steal the other one

Wouldnt that be pretty cocky off you? If it fails, just play it off as being too cocky.

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This thread sucks

>OP

Op here. She hasn't responded.

Let's try to make this thread entertaining instead of this faggottry

KYS OP

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>But only after you beg me for it ;)

Stop posting

this is going nowhere. If dubs, ask her if she wants to meet up tonight

rolling again

This

Nvm im gay

again

But only if you ask nicely

again

This is my thread now

again

Small cocky

again

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The dubs have it

Good?

Faget

>I'm on a three year dry spell
Goes on Sup Forums to ask for advice... MAKES TOTAL SENSE.

Also rolling for meeting her. Do it faggot.

Fuck off

Wanna See it?

yes

Reverse image search sounds like a bot

Lmao I honestly don't think this ones gonna work lol

No I stalked her on Facebook. Not a bot. Still not hot but fuckable.

Welcome to Sup Forums. You must be new here.

show us her pics then asswind

This is going no where get her snap chat

Did the "beg me" one and She unmatched me.....I fucked up listening to you guys. But she would have unmatched me regardless I'm boring as fuck.

Now how to I pull this broad?

You already fucked up

No I didn't.

Yeah, idk how you're supposed to come back from that. Especially the wording...

by not mentioning you have six fucking children

meh, if a girl doesn't have a sense of humor, is she really worth it?

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Stop. Walk away, you already ruined it.

Please don't send that. Wait for her

What?

No I didn't. Stop being a pussy. I can get this. If she wanted it once she could want it again

Consider suicide. You need ALOT more training

I sent her the text yesterday.

I don't have friends and never had a girlfriend. How am I supposed to be trained?