I am having huge issues finding extremely simple information on mandatory evacuation areas, which you think would be super accessible to everyone in the state, but no.
How the FUCK am I supposed to navigate all of this bullshit to find out if my area is under mandatory evacuations? Why isn't it pointed out better? Like holy fuck I can't even imagine older people trying to look up this information.
I can't even find any concrete information on GOOGLE. It just links to news websites which links back to local websites which tell you zero information.
Why are you stupid? board up your house and leave.
Aiden Morales
You're an idiot if you didn't look into it before. You have like 3 or 4 days faggot. The world is a better place without you.
Levi Bell
>literally missing the point
Connor Cruz
its a conspiracy to drown millennials who have to use unmaintained websites to learn vital survival information
Easton Cox
Just tell Irma to go fuck off.
James Reyes
Rush Limbaugh said it was a conspiracy to defraud the American people with a climate change scare, and said he wasn't going to fall for thus liberal hoax.
Then today, he evacuated.
Owen Flores
Dude just literally drive up state and call a local police station and figure everything out from there. Trust me.
Pretty clear: "A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8. • A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living north of Fox Hollow Drive west of Little Rd. and south of Fox Hollow Drive west of Regency Park Blvd./Rowan Rd./Seven Springs Blvd. effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8. • A mandatory evacuation order is still in effect for special needs residents, and those living in manufactured homes, mobile homes, RV’s, and anyone living in a low-lying area or an area prone to flooding. • A recommended evacuation has been ordered for residents living south of Fox Hollow Drive to the south county line between Regency Park Blvd./Rowan Rd./Seven Springs Blvd. and Little Rd. effective 6:00 p.m. today, Friday, September 8."
Andrew Young
>Get in car >Drive far away >.....? >Profit!
Jack Gomez
Lmao. Gl with that
Xavier Butler
this learn to fucking swim
John Powell
Fuck em dude. Call the local cop shop and ask if you are really that worried. >big storm = climate change Fuck off with your irony faggot. I believe in anthropomorphic climate change but you can't just blame everything bad that happens in the environment on it. You do realise there were storms before the industrial era?
William Rogers
You sound like the nigress from Houston I saw on the news after Harvey. When asked if the city did enough she replied she watched the storm from the Gulf all the way to her living room and didn't think the city did enough. Stupid fucks like you and this nigress deserve to drown, it would be considered culling the herd, otherwise known as darwinism at its best, or even considered doing the world a favor with your God damn stupidity.
Camden Hughes
Why don't you just post the town/city you live in and start a wwyd thread, you stupid fucking moron
If you're anywhere south of at least Gainesville, you're under mandatory evacuation.
Isaiah Phillips
Exactly! I did two clicks and got this pdf. I think OP is retarded
Asher Collins
How fucked is hernando? I'm a delivery driver and scheduled to work on the day the storm hits
Chase Gomez
The water is warmer than it has been historically. The warmer the water, the stronger the storm. It's not really hard to understand.
Isaac Cook
He can drive in closest state and get in Hottelin, what the problem with that?
Ryan Johnson
i think it means BTFO of florida boi
Carter Wood
Tell your boss to fuck off
Bentley Green
Ha! I started a fucking thread a couple ago mocking you device-dependent cucks. "Oh no, my device won't tell me what to do! Board up windows? I never even picked up a hammer! Is there a wood store? Where's my hurricane, safe-space app?! Waaaaaaaaaaa".
Gabriel Hall
hes retarded, lots of dumbasses here tho and they dont represent shit in the educated community so dont worry
Nathaniel Myers
Get thread?
Michael Hughes
Do you live in Florida? Yes. Is there a huge hurricane about to hit Florida? Yes. You don't need Google to tell you to get the fuck out and go to literally any state that isn't a "yes" answer to the questions above.
Jason Taylor
The problem is every road heading north is jammed full of traffic, and if you run out of fuel, all the gas stations are empty.
Isaac Gutierrez
...hours
Aaron Hall
Traffic has been no go for at least a week from the keys all the way to the Georgia border.
Ayden White
And there is no gas left in the state
Dylan Edwards
Boat up to South Carolina.
Jaxson Watson
take the train
Hudson Cox
climate change denial and fossil fuel dependency at its finest
keep tellin Elon hes retarded you hick ass niggas in Florida
Parker Turner
like 20 million people are trying to evacuate the state and you can only go north, all on the same hwy. this has been going on for a week.
Christopher Bennett
yea I couldn't figure it out either. I guess I'll just stay put
Chase Hughes
Train? This isn't the old west. I doubt there are any passenger train stations leaving Florida
Angel Campbell
Dubs confirmed kek
Tyler Gutierrez
Not all of us are "hick ass niggas" I grew up in Southern California
Caleb Peterson
He did not say it was a conspiracy, and he did not say it was a hoax. He simply made the true point that there have been bad hurricanes happening since the beginning of time... this is nothing new.
Parker Hernandez
im in hillsborough, supposedly where the eye wall is going to be circulating, so im in for a literal shit storm
Julian Williams
im just fuckin around fam, just high as hell pointing out how retarded hardcore oil money conservatives are
Jason Lewis
Yeah and now I'm California you can get arrested and fined for mispronouncing a fucking gender
Easton Torres
Listened to Rush yesterday, talking about this. Liberals to lie about anything he says
Anthony Evans
double dubs verified, thanks very much my nigga
Jack Carter
Again, the water is verifiably warmer. Warmer water makes the storms stronger, hence why there are stronger storms right now. I don't understand why this is difficult for some to understand. Irma is the strongest Atlantic storm ever recorded, because the water is warmer.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Youre wrong and youre dumb. He literally said, complete quote "This is a hoax" "Liberal agenda" "I wont be leaving". Fuck off you apologist piece of trash
Jace Martin
I don't disagree with you though. There are a lot of retarded rednecks and white trash here.
Isaiah Jenkins
Literally flashing this on the Weather Channel every few seconds on the scroller...
floridadisaster.org
floridadisaster.org/shelters/
The State Emergency Operations Center remains activated at a level one, which is a full-scale, 24-hours-a-day activation. The Florida Emergency Information Line has been activated and is available 24/7 for families and victors at one eight hundred 342-3557.
Nolan Edwards
>Fuck off with your irony faggot. I believe in... You do realise there were storms before the industrial era?
Are you the most retarded person on /b today? You might be!
The post you "quoted" is about Rush Limbaugh saying some stupid shit and then doing the opposite. What you took away from it was a whooole bunch of other shit and then argued, incredibly badly, against it, when no one said anything about that shit.
You are exactly as stupid as climate change deniers are made out to be. Congrats, you're a caricature of ignorance and hostility.
Jaxon Garcia
I'm on the Citrus/Levy county border, just north of you. Good luck man
Jackson Gonzalez
>mfw I realized I hit a double dub
Jace Wilson
Cool fake story bro.
Jordan Murphy
trust me, i lived in statesboro for 5 years for college, we got all your white trash rednecks from north FL there haha
Aiden Baker
But icebergs in water
Logan Parker
Tampa bay bro reporting -- I have tarp nailed over my windows in an apartment...a-am I gonna die ;_;
Justin Green
I remember Pasco county. Hudson sucked when I lived there
Zachary Gutierrez
No icebergs in Florida. Trust me, swimming around here is like swimming in bath water, unless you're in a fresh water spring.
Grayson Watson
>>tarp
Yup.
Liam Nelson
2017 >>>> someone should livestream looting during the hurricane, I haven't lost all hope in humanity yet but I want to!
Caleb Ramirez
You sure? The climate change dude says the icebergs fell in and floated away
Jonathan Hughes
do you see how the hurricane is the size of Florida? that means if you live in Florida you should evacuate also, this isn't the United Soviet States of America there are no "mandatory" evacuations
Ayden Hughes
Yeah man, that tarp should slow down any tree going through your window at 120mph no problem.
Cameron Harris
the ice was always in the water the difference is that now its floating instead of eventually being attached to land, because the connection melted away
Gavin Rodriguez
A day ago we were only expecting tropical storm tier weather but now it's looking like we're getting eye-wall bands. This is horseshit, Im going to Lowes tomorrow at 8am
Brody Wright
Get thread.
Jayden Hill
>pascocountyfl.net/ A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8
Hunter Butler
If you're talking about the giant ice shelf that broke off from Antarctica, it's still in the ocean, near Antarctica, melting. that doesn't change the fact that the water here, on a totally different hemisphere isn't warm is fuck. Stop pretending to be retarded.
Justin Campbell
Oh,the land melted, so the icebergs are still ok
Jaxon Brooks
>there are no "mandatory" evacuations
Yes there are. I'm under one now, as is most of Florida.
Jayden Rivera
Fuck, it's so dope being on the other side of the world right now.
Brayden Evans
Op The 4th link says special needs people need to evacuate.
Put a sign in front of OP house that says Dead Nigger Storage
Jordan Taylor
i.... it's Florida. It's the WHOLE state. Just go. This is gonna be a clusterfuck. Moreover why were you in Florida? Florida is a shitty state. We were never intended to live on that wretched sandbar.
Seriously though, I was hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park and found a floridian out there who was like "yeah, we just decided fuck it, not dealing with this one, and flew out here to hike." it's foolproof.
Aiden Powell
pretty fucking simple. Are you in the state of Florida in the United States of America? If yes, then get the FUCK out.
No, the ice connecting the giant iceberg in the ocean to the land, melted and now the ice is no longer connected to the land. Seriously, stop pretending to be retarded. You can look at the satellite progression for yourself.
Tyler King
Also love how the sheriff is like "if you have a warrant, go directly to the jail to shelter. Don't even show up to the evacuation center." To be clear, making good on warrants at a shelter is asking for a stupid situation to pop up with lots of cellphones taking videos. Can't wait to see them!
Jackson Rogers
if you stay will cops drag you out of your house? you be arrested? you be fined? you be executed by the state? if all answers are "no" then it isn't mandatory
Jaxson Edwards
you're gonna die OP
RIP
Brayden Barnes
The fact op the fag lord is living in Florida at all should tell you how smart he is.
Jack Turner
Do you know how much the oil industry is raking in right now? How about airlines, insurance companies, hotels, etc. Hurricanes are big business
Gavin Reed
Another pasco user here, OP will die in this storm, its Darwinism at its finest. If you are a Floridian and you are not prepared for shit like this, you have no business living here.
Ian Wilson
>A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 >effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 >effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 >effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8
They can, but it's a huge waste of resources. All non emergency businesses are forced to close. The cops can and will tell businesses to get the fuck out during the storm because it is too dangerous for them to be rescued. I'm under mandatory evacuation, but I'm fairly sure they're not going to risk their lives going door to door to see if anyone's home.
Aiden Torres
Same situation here. They say only Zone A in Tampa needs to evacuate due to storm surges, but now that the new maps are saying that the fucking hurricane is going to hit Tampa almost straight on now I don't know what to think. Why aren't government officials being more vocal and communicative?
Evan Wilson
If you die, they will kill you.
Nathan Martinez
Irma is going to make Houston look like a fucking joke, I hope Noah lent you his ark -- you gonna drown, nigga.
Lincoln Morales
You can say that about anywhere in North America. There isn't a region that doesn't experience natural disasters anywhere in this country on a regular basis.
Kayden Long
>this is a picture of a banana >this is a picture of a banana >this is a picture of a banana >this is a picture of a banana I said it, so it must be true they have no legal authority to close down any business they have no legal authority to force anyone to leave they call it "mandatory" so retards will believe them when they say a storm is coming that is going to fuck up everything and quite possible kill them if they stay but there is absolutely nothing mandatory about it
Angel Russell
The midwest is fine, tornados are literally nothing.
Nathaniel Sanchez
I hope you can swim.
Cooper Green
Thats not true whatsoever. I love how people just make shit up these days WHILE on the internet truth machine. How about you look up "safest cities from natural disaster." For instance, 3 towns in Ohio have never had anything but minor flooding from just rain. Denver Colorado is super safe from most anything but distant wildfire smoke.
Asher Powell
Was about to say the same thing. Minuscule in comparison
