All alone in a library of government records. What should I do?

All alone in a library of government records. What should I do?

burn it down

timestamp&redpill us

fuck it in the ass

Burn it down.

Start a fire and throw things user.
Then say a pack of wild niggers raped you.

How did you find yourself in the set of circumstances?

Dick in a book!

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find a moth and let it loose

Those are just law books and/or court cases. Those books are shit.

US reports are blah.

burn it down

cum on a book

This.

Cum on page 69

What the fuck did you think government records meant? It's all the shit the government can't throw away, but has no place for. Mining records, land rights, you name it. It's all here.

If they are tax records or student loan records, burn them.

the dubs have spoken

99% of that isnt secret or fun to read, its probably mostly just shit like reciepts,licenses,or property records

The people have spoken, OP

Take a book from its place and put it in another place.
So next time someone wants to find that book, they can't.

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Why are you there all alone? Do you work there?

Lacking any way to start a fire, I think I will just cum on a book

The number i roll is the page you have to cum on

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make some sparks or something

Nah no fire

open binder. shit into binder. put binder back.

rub some paper together really hard and fast until the friction sets it on fire

Gimme something to get off to faggots

Jack off

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eat a whole book

Bumpp

If female Sharpie in pooper if mAle kys

Happy now faggots?

i guess

Yes

Leave it there

>not even on a page
Nah get bent OP

Fin

Turns out I wasn't the only one there. Had to split. Several people approached me.
>"What the fuck are you doing here?"
>me "Uh research" standing with porn on my phone
>Well you shouldn't be here, time for you to leave
>uhh okay, let me get my stuff
>you have 5 minutes
>Faggots finally leave
>cum on their shit and leave
>"Have a good night, gents"

why
have fun with the reputation of a sexual deviant

What more do you want? I give the people what they want, and that's jizz on books. It's a lucrative business

fine job, user

Doing the lords work

You're a good man user

Your damn right. I think this thread has kicked the bucket. Thanks for the moral support and giving me one more day to enjoy