I'm a 27 year old multi-millionaire through inheritance. I raw dogged a girl last night and nutted deep inside her while I was drunk.
Now she wants to hang out. How do I start the abortion process? She knows my net worth and let me nut inside of her on purpose, didn't even try to stop me from entering without a condom. What a bitch.
you could send me most of your money for a while.
show her your balance and she'l fuck off.
I'll promise to send the money back, user
A fool and his money are soon to be parted.
She's rich now!
There's no real way to start the abortion process, but you have options.
1) Offer her $10,000 to take a Plan B "morning after pill".
2) Have someone make it look like a suicide.
sick plan breh
suicide
If she is smart she'll just ignore your offers till the baby shows up so she can cash in.
You sound like a moron
>multi-millionaire.
mmkay
Have her over for the night and in the morning cook her pranked but slip the plan b in her pancakes of orange juices. Easy prays I've done it before and it works.
im a 29 year old neet, sort of. Rich and will likely get inheritance. but my social life is shit and everyone seems like an asshole, dont get invites because im weird looking and not white. and theres probably gay rumors spread around the small town i live in. so i cant get laid. and havent so in 6 years.
i trade crypto for income and make music as a hobby. no one really listens to my shit because im ugly and slander is around, but internationally im getting downloads.
i find comfort that if i really felt to get my dick wet or get some attention i can go to the strip club and become a regular enough to get some extras. in that i can persevere. and i am blessed.
i get sour as fuck seeing facebook people having fun, especially classmates that have always been popular. half or more of my age group as settled. my 20s were wasted at home and i feel like a real chump since i lived at home going to a local university. kinda wish i went into stocks instead.
Pancakes *
Kill her.
She probably won't even get pregnant their is only like a few days a month it can happen if she does who cares you got millions
insult me all you like but that won't get you to a point where hot girls want you to nut deep inside them
vitamin c and hot tubs are nice....
If she looks good. Put all your money into an offshore account and declare bankruptcy in America. The force her through a few years of hell. If she sticks it out shes a tough bitch and maybe she would be good for you.
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Stairs.
I mean whats she gunna do. Make your multi million dollar ass pay childsupport
As long as you dont marry a bitch the most she can get is like 2 gs a month child support if the court can prove you have it. Millionare.
This if your really a multi millionaire this should be easy for you to have done
>didn't even try to stop me from entering without a condom
You're a fucking retard.
Kill yourself. All the wrong people have money fuckwad. I hope the bitch bleeds you dry.
ask hillary clinton how to get rid of her
What if I give most of my money away to Ron Paul?
I said millionaire not billionaire. You can't just go around having people killed.
why so angry? is it because my ancestors out competed your ancestors?
also
is it weird I fap to a nigger fucking this girl I nutted deep inside
You deserve to have this bitch you don't even know rob you of every single fucking cent, faggot. Don't bitch to me.
more of the girl?
Slip her morning after pill in her drink you newfag bitch. I'll take my payment in BTC thanks.
I started imagining this gangbanger down the street seducing her and making me watch. Diamonds, m8. Diamonds.
Her family's Christian. They don't want her taking any pills that might kill an unborn child.
Have the kid then, lock him in a room with nothing but Sup Forums, and see what happens after 18 years
You should take responsibility for your actions and not kill somebody's kid because you're discomfort is more important than someone else's.
How the fuck would they know you did it? Just say it was a miscarriage.
suicide the bitch
then murder yerself for being a fucken retart
Get owned, bitch. A fool and his money are soon parted. Should have had humble beginnings, instead you will have cruel karma. Suck it.
IS NO NIGGA HERE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FUCKIN SAUSAGES IN THIS PIC?
IS NO MAN GONNA STAND UP AND BEAT HIS MEAT TO THESE PEPPERONIS?
ARE ALL HUMANS DESTINE TO DINE ON ONION RINGS?
DOES GOD HIMSELF KNOW HE CREATED A SLUT SPONSORED BY PIZZA HUT?!!?
why not a few beer and the Plan B inside the beer ?
Yeah but it's a kid. Legally She could take most of my money because of this.
you were drunk, therefore you could not consent
she raped you
oh wait, that only works for women
was hoping to see someone comment on them pepperoni nips
I think you're overestimating the amount that child support costs. And you benefit to as at least you going to pass on your genes.
But the point is mostly that a condom is your responsibility because it goes on your penis. And killing her kid to save yourself some cash is wrong.
Bruv, assuming you're telling the truth and you are worth millions...why in the fuck would you raw dog some dusty sloot. You're worth millions...well if you're going to pay for it at least pay the bitch enough for you to name it. Roll for OPs new baby name.
Damn that girl in OP's pic is dog ugly.
Ok OP, take a few morning after pills and crush them to powder. Put into a food that will disguise the taste of pills, wait, win, dump.
Mick Jagger pays 60K a month
>telling the truth
>being worth millions
>on Sup Forums
kek
I can't. She would be able to tell. Seriously, I'm going to be stuck having this child.
Get her drunk, then take pictures of her touching little boys. So the feds. Problem solved.
guarantee that girl is hotter than any you've ever been with, or maybe interacted with irl lol, even with semi-pancake nipples
Pretty sure they go based off of income, enough money in the bank. And in any case I doubt you're as rich as mcjagger
Goddamn i wish I could afford those problems.
I just got fired the other day for getting caught paying my till back with my own money for being short. Care to help a man bounce back up ? I'm pretty fucken scared anything is reasuran Pay pal: [email protected]
Can post OC of gf, she gets 7-8 rating on her when posted. I'm a very slightly above.
i'm jelly bro
extremely fucking jelly
not even of the nutting in the pussy, i'm jelly of the inheritance
literally all i think about and dream about all day every single day is being a spoiled ass trust-fund babby pussy bitch who doesn't deserve not one fucking thing he has and has not done a god damn thing to earn it
god i jack off thinking about it. it's my ultimate fucking dream, to have some long-lost relative die and leave millions on my doorstep
god, i hope you appreciate what you have, i'm assuming you do, i'm assuming it would be impossible not to
Slip her massive doses of vitamin C - it's a natural abortifact.
About 2000% daily recommended is what's needed for it. Do it about a week straight and you shouldn't have to worry about anything.
and as a bonus, she'll have no chance of catching a cold
The higher the climb the further the fall. Enjoy your temporary high
Its not just her kid newfag its ops kid therefore he should get say fucking morale fags cuddleing women having them think they have all the say if she wants it and he dosent let her raise it on her own and leave him alone dont Try to force him to pay for something he didnt Want thats like going to walmart and being told if you pick something up you have to buy even if you didn't want it
can we have this post again, except in english?
It is just let off punctuation because my phone screen is half broke and cant see some buttons
lmao me and you are the only real niggas here
Because he made a mistake and has to pay for it. That's life.
And Alkohol can influence the effect of Plan B
I don't know smells bait
Theres a few herbal teas that enduce premature labour and give women a heavy flo
pump her full of it and sitback to watch the tears then get a vasectomy an keep nutting
This would land you in jail if caught.
Fortunately your not married to her, or you'd more ass out if she does have an anchor baby.
Your child support if she is preggers will be based on what your state determines as income.
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Prepare to give her half
Buy a shit ton of plan B, put it in a vitamin bottle, and pretend to take one. Tell her they're really expansive vitamins only really rich people can afford. Then ask her if she wants to try one. Tell her they have anti aging properties in em. She'll bite.
can i have some money? spent my last $200 getting my car fixed and I'm not nigger enough for food stamps
Raw ,organic yellow pawpaw seeds.
If you can trick her into eating a decent handful of them, it should do the trick.
It's a natural abortive Pacific islanders have used for millenia in order to avoid birthing a child or having an infant during monsoon.
bye money!
Lmao! Dude, no. I've fucked way hotter girls than that. And I didn't have to use my money. Bartender all through college. Lots of drunk hot sluts.
take full custody of the kid through court by proving you can offer a better quality of life than she ever could. then prosecute her for child support
Enjoy your paternity suit, you dumb faggot.
Also, kys.
Literally just give me 1 single million you won't miss it
Those nipples are fucking disgusting.
>multi-millionaire
just sedate her, get a coat hanger and blend the fucking eggs like a morning breakfast. If you can't find a way to sedate her just invite her to your house, have a fuck until she passes out from the thought of your bank account and then blend the eggs, worst case scenario for that is her brain might not completely block such a traumatizing event.
idk if this works cause i'm a kv who doesn't get into this kind of situation, but you could give it a try
In New York, child support rate for one child is 17%. So let's assume you are in New York and you invest your millions at about 10% annual return. Ten percent of a million is 100k, and 17% of that is 17k. So figure $17,000 per year per million in the bank, or $1400 per month per million. If you live in New York.
Yeah and I'm a 28 year old trillionaire who is a heroin addict
Another option is to just push her really hard down some stairs and she might get a brain injury, causing her to forget it was you who pushed her. If not, beat until satisfied both issues are dealt with.
Kinda loving the nips
If you were drunk just say she raped you as you couldn't consent.
Open a family trust, talk to laywer.
>i get sour as fuck seeing facebook people having fun
Delete your Facebook, man
>You can't just go around having people killed.
Some people have made it a habit, like pic related. Just pay tthe killer in cash and dont hire amateurs.
Neet trans loli addiction with a side of dank memes and every pepe made is what hap
I can take care of her for 2mil.
If you're interested please let met know, I can set something up.
Apart from the obvious fake story how would that be a problem, why is everyone going "omg you're gonna lose all your money"?
Pay a few hundred bucks of allimony and never talk to her again, closed
First, don't have sex with her again unprotected. Consider not at all. Take some solace in the fact that about 50% - is it 50? - of pregnancies terminate on their own (God is Dr Deletus). On the flip side, do not make talk of ending pregnancies, this will only reveal your hand.
Your priority is protecting your family's wealth. Consider slipping abortive medication to her in drinks, food, etc.
Alimony is a court ordered provision after a divorce.
Step one: Paypal me $1200
Step two: Ghost her
Not at all, it's what a recognized parent not living with a child has to pay the child carer
Info.
See, you wouldn't have this problem OP if you were a faggot.
I still suspect faggotry. Fake or Gay.
No, you're wrong, user was right. Alimony is spousal support after a divorce. Child Support is what the state mandates you pay for a child - whether you were married or not.
You are a god damn idiot. None of us care if you were drunk, you fucked someone and nutted inside. Man up and take care of the kid you piece of shit. You can afford it.
how about you store your semen and get a vasectomy, that way bitches can't get pregnant unless you want them to
also when she doesn't get preggo she'll get someone else to knock her up and claim it's yours, and then you wait until she has given birth to the child, then do like an user did long ago and then show her the vasectomy papers just for the laughs
end result is she has a kid and you've ruined her life forever and get away scott free
Talk to your attorney, since they know what they're talking about.
You may have to buy this one off, IF it takes.
Tell her to fuck off
sounds like you have the nigger mindset.
should have thought about your money before you raw dogged and should have put on a condom.
if you really have the money and don't want to lose alot of it to the bitch just have her killed. that is if you are a millionaire.
any more questions mr.heavy hitter?