Former CIA information officer with top clearance

>former CIA information officer with top clearance
>4 years retired

Gonna post a story for you guys. Dates and times will be omitted or vague for plausible deniability and as usual I could care less about whether you believe me or not. Consider it fiction and enjoy the ride.

>first established extraterrestrial encounter recorded and taken seriously by all countries were from the Russians in the 1950
>incident caused mass mania in the local areas effected
>large object around 500 meters wide flew across the sky before disappearing into the atmosphere instantaneous
>Russians convinced public it was mass delusion from unknown gasses
>some believed other didn't and were taken care of
>many other sightings took place around many secret government facilities around the world.
>what were in these facilities at the time is unknown
>then Roswell happened
>large object spotted in the sky
>area within the 15 miles radius experienced blackout
>it's unknown what caused this but UFO down
>122 known government officials were on scene
>government had problems with containment the minute it crashed
>25% of the locals saw the object
>government decided to pay locals off
>this was considered one of the CIA's worst mistake they have ever made
>most kept their mouth shut with money and threats being effective
>the ones who got there from the beginning were the problem
>immediately went to the papers
>we don't leave witnesses anymore
cont.

How intense are CIA/FBI Background checks? Like, if I've been in some of those "teen" kik groups that get posted here, am I fucked from the second I apply?

yeah no one cares if you don't post pics or files or something relevant you twat

>1950s
>then Roswell happened
Roswell happened in 1947 sooooo

Tits or GTFO

Gay and retarded.

>after Roswell we began experiencing abnormalities
>we officially began the expanding of what is currently Area 51
>blackouts happened daily
>workers and officers seems unhinged and angry forgetting training
>after the five suicides we brought in classified Russian scientists to study the craft and the officers
>strange actives ceased afterword, reason unknown.
>couple years down the road we founded rocket propulsion from the findings.
>many aspects of the unknown craft could not be replicated with known resources
>we founded NASA

>Officer in the CIA with top clearance
>Communication skills of your typical high school pleb

Sorry but you're not credible.

Rockets were made in the 1940's.
You're messing up big time OP

>implying rocket propulsion wasn't invented early 40's by some nazis, captured after ww2
>implying area 51 is not a public secret used to bait idiots from where it really happens

Yes.

if _that_ is high school tier your future is fucked.
for someone "chef" at wendy's or mcdumbass maybe yes, but nothing that has had more than 6 years of school

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CIA intelligence. Can green text.
I'm sure this cia fag know how to triforce even. Fuck outta here faggit

He's saying they dont leave witnesses anymore retard

You were CIA how was getting Dr. Parvo?

Dumbass. The v1 and v2 buzz bombs were the first guided rockets. Ole Nazi von Bran invented modern rocketry not your faggot wet dreams of.being important.

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun was a German, later American, aerospace engineer and space architect credited with inventing the V-2 rocket for Nazi Germany and the Saturn V for the United States

>first established extraterrestrial encounter recorded and taken seriously by all countries were from the Russians in the 1950


>then Roswell happened

Who's the fucking retard?

A Kebab? Fell from the sky? No problem.

Youre fucking stupid lol

Am I gonna get vanned for trying to buy a cop uniform online?