Alright Sup Forums post three facts about yourself

Alright Sup Forums post three facts about yourself.

- I don't give a fuck what they are.
- Just gotta be facts.

1. I'm 26.
2. I'm a functioning alcoholic.
3. I have two cats and a lizard.

go.

I'm white
I'm straight
I'm male

1. I'm listening to Bathory right now.
2. I've been playing guitar for five years now and have 7 instruments.
3. I'm out of antidepressants and if I don't get more within the next 48 hours I'm fucked

I need a job and nobody is giving me a Fucking job because I want 12 dollars an hour.

Fuck Florida. Hurricane Pls rekt it.

Jealous

What are you applying for?

yo become a hull cleaner, makes bank but it aint for little girls, its a tough job. i make 30/h

What kind of antidepressants>?

Escitalopram (Lexapro). 10 mg daily, but since it's a 48-hour-acting drug I can afford some time. Problem is I don't know if I have any refills left and I missed my appointment with my psych.

OP here, I've been on 40mg Paxil for about 11 years. It takes like 3 days of me missing it to feel effects, just be thankful your'e on a low dose.. you should be fine

Literally any Fucking thing.

The only shit work I won't do is.
Work anywhere in food service.
Roofing and siding work.

Done both and can't pay me enough to do them again.

I've applied for what feels like everything from maintance to tablesaw operator at a cabinet shop to delivery driver. Nobody Fucking calls back or answers a phone without blowing smoke up your ass. They want workers but fuck.

I don't live anywhere near the coast user.


>And also

I fucked myself outta highschool. I worked under the table for a guy for 2 years then the next 3 years a different guy and both had me promise I wouldn't reference them because of tax evasion and shit. On both of us. So "last places you worked" I have to Fucking leave blank and I'm sure this shits half of it. But with online applications you can't Fucking explain yourself!

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how about pool cleaning, here in calif they always need people because most workers are flakes. pretty much every summer they have new people. easy as shit job, easy to learn and over time you can even make your own company

>I have bedbugs.
>I think heavily about death every day and its fucking gutwrenching at times
>I wish I was a virgin so I wouldn't know what ive been missing for the past six years

Fucking lie about some references.Ive had to do it before/ If you can hold your own, show them.

I dropped school at 17, got my g.e.d. and i get jobs based on my experience (and volunteering). If you have people that can back that shit up, go for it

this. Also attitude is everything, go in be friendly be confident, dress well-- all of these thisng speak tons about who you are

1. Raised Mormon
2. I'm 6'3
3. I've won every fight I've been in, which has been a lot. #2 probably helped a bit.

what are you doing about the bedbugs>?

spreading them.

Here in Florida you need a special license to pool clean. I use to do it under my dad when I was like 7 to 13 but haven't since. (getting up at 3am on school days was the shit!)

Problem is what if they call? Most my faggot friends are incapable of calling ME back or answering the phone.

I made a resume detailing what I know how to do and shit and how long. But Fucking hell the references part of this is killer. I'm not a NEET I just don't have tones of friends that are very useful.

All I want is a job.. That pays at least $12/hr... Pretty sad I can't even get that.

I think tattoos are degenerate.

I think single moms (with the exception of widows) are fucking subhuman.

I believe that even being mildly overweight is a tremendous moral failing.

Speak well? Dress nicely? BRAH none of them even call me Fucking back for an interview. If I can get face to face I could talk my way in 100% sure of it. But fuck. Can't even get my foot in the door.

Some user posted this last night and explains sorta my issue here.

>I'm the happiest person you'll meet in person but meanwhile I'm completely dead inside
>I intend on disowning my father too rob him of his "first and only" bullshit about my inheritance
>I have had pinworms for over a year and coyly spread them to people who personally wrong me

1. I work in technical and customer phone support.
2. I live in Sweden.
3. I am a useless piece of shit

1. I think I have eczema on all of my joints
2. I sometimes take pain killers on humid nights when the rain is coming, because this makes all of my bones that I've broke in my life hurt like fuck
3. apparently my pills supercharge the itching properties of eczema

1. I hate nearly every person I have ever met
2. I honestly don't blame them because I know that I'm a complete asshole
3. This is a data mining thread

Im a heavily sleep deprived individual

I am fairly certain i have a terrible fapping and porn addiction

I have a 55 inch long board

Bro, it's time to lie on your resume. Don't apply to places that will obviously check references. Eventually you will have real references. Gotta climb the ladder from the first step.

>sweden
>useless piece of shit
sounds about right

I drive a dodge neon that everyone's laughs at until it beats them in a race
I'm really into Hardcore and Punk rock
I'm a business marketing student in college with hopes to start my own vintage clothing shop in the next 6 or so years

>first two
You sound like me, only more savable. Keep the beard, stay away from traps, don't do drugs.

Drink more beer/ale.

On #3, I even wondered if its spooks wondering how many people they can dox from just 3 data points for fun.

Harsh, man.

You literally only need one person willing to lie. If your friends wont, they arent your fuckin friends. what about your mom or dad? aunt or uncle? everyone lies..

Problem is the bottom rungs on that ladder only paying you bare minimum... Fuck that I need to pay rent and feed myself and my cat.

Matt?

I am also 26
I have a possibly unhealthy fetish for machines and firearms
I'm happily married to a cute girl but no one on the internet believes me.

>lexapro
I feel you man. Used to be on that shit. Being out will make you wanna tear your skin off. I'm on cymbalta rn and it's almost just as bad when I'm out

>I've been declared dead
>I've pissed in numerous amounts of empty wine bottles
>I've put my cock in a vacuum cleaner

Nah. Female

1. ive been with my fiancee 8 years
2. i weight 260 lbs
3. I pay $355 a week in taxes.

Well if you interview as well as you make excuses, you will get something eventually.

im depressed and take meds that dont do shit

i analyze everything

ive never been in a relationship

1. I briefly considered an offer to become a male prostitute when I was 18.
2. I smoke cigarettes in order to punish myself for thinking perverted thoughts.
3. I'm a Christian

1. i'm 23
2. i'm also a functional alcoholic
3. i have no gf
4. i'm lonely

>lives in Sweden
>tech support
>piece of shit

Pajeet is that you?

Yeah. I'm trying Fucking hard.

Daily on Craigslist looking through all the faggoty ass spam.

I'm a lazy atheist
Haven't fucked in about a year
Do work and school full time

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post your fucking tits then you know the rules you little idiot

1. i have a cat
2. i have a gf.
3. she told me not to fap for 2 months

can somebody advise me on how to make my alcoholism socially acceptable

>produce propaganda for a govt agency
>live in Japan
>have MSc make shit money

Same here

delete this please thanks

By handling your liquor like a man without acting like a juvie while inebriated

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Have you checked out The Screamers?

Oh God, is it awful. First time I went a day or two without it I had a mental breakdown. It's like you're dissociating.

Let me guess... white small-town young male in his 20s, listens to Ted Nugent, Has a Gadsden Flag somewhere on his lifted truck, lives in midwestern USA.

How do antidepressants actually make you feel? Being pressured to see a psych by my family and my ex and I don't know how I feel about it and would like some actual opinions from current users.

>26 years old
>bartender
>left my daughter's mom a couple months ago for mental health reasons

...

op here. you dont.. you hide it

Take on more socially acceptable hobbies that you can indulge in while wasted.

You'll be part of the crew from that point on.

Don't know who that is.

don't do retarded fucked up shit. just hang out and try not to ruin anyones good time.

>I believe that even being mildly overweight is a tremendous moral failing.
ive lost 70 pounds but still oveweight, that fail to you?

He's a FUNCTIONAL alcoholic, you darn kids

-retro game and music enthusiast
-addicted to cough syrup
-in a post-punk band

don't tell anybody and act like its ok to be an alcoholic. than go home and drink while playing game.

yucky

So I take it you have tattoos?

Or a beard (face fedora), or ear guages?

Literally everything that is wrong with humanity displayed in a horrifying, narcissistic physical form.

whats the appeal with this anime about the fag sailor?
every lesbian and their mother loves it I think its called jojo or something? is it any good? tell me about it

thanks for the advice on alcohol guys. finally i can be like my dad

Lexaprofag here. You feel more in control of yourself. There's no soaring highs, and no suicidal lows, but you don't become a robot either. You just stabilize. It's helped me tremendously.

highly functional,. bitch

good boy

shit man, its great, 8 different parts with 8 different villains and stories. it aint perfect but its a real good watch.

>My wife of 10 years divorced me because I'm transgender.

>Been on HRT for 3 years and no changes at all, except now my dick doesn't work.

>I'm trapped in a relationship with a psychotic controlling abusive latina

ok, don't be like your pussyfart daddy and just beat the shit out of anyone who says your alcoholism is bad

first fucking thing dude, GTFO of craigslist! That shit is nothing but spam and pyramid schemes.
If you want to find a job you need to go in personally and speak to a few poeple.

try dog sitting/walking you can mke 20/h per dog
take multiple dogs out a time and you are making quick and easy money
apply at bars, they always need girl servers
maybe aply at a local eatery as a server so you can make tips, ive know a few people who make good money

uber driver

idk im out of ideas at the moment

1. Leftists are cucks
2. Trans = mental disorder
3. There are ONLY 2 genders

1. My great great grandfather was Tsar Nicholas II

2. I'm a champion fencer in Ukraine

3. I once fought a bear and lost an eye

its a different protag its part too, so that doesn't get stale. Id just say give it a try, and if the first part doesn't go well with you just skip it, it is kinda boring at first

Shes*

Three facts about yourself, faggot. So unless you're a self-loathing, leftist tranny, try again.

>divorced me because I'm transgender.
You say that like it's not a valid reason.

How in hell did your family survive the Revolution? You shouldn't even be alive!

I agree on two of those points.

What you just listed is everything that shows up on my local Craigslist.

faggot is your fedora on too tight or what this is supposed to be facts about yourself

man i've seen some good srs, but that kind of hack job makes me wonder why even bother?

since you are posting stupid shit without reading the headline topid im going to assume:
1. you are a dumb ass
2. you are a faggot
3. you area dumb ass faggot

Thank you kind sir

Post some Fucking FACTS,

I never said it wasn't a valid reason.

Nah I've gotten some good leads on Craigslist just nothing solid. Its not the only place I look but it is the biggest. However I need work that's guaranteed money. I don't live in a liberal uppty place either so nobody needs or wants to pay someone to walk their dogs.

And I said no food service of any kind. It's too unreliable.

I wanna go into work at 5am get home at 3pm and know what my paycheck is gonna be at the end of the week. All your suggestions are good willed but are too unreliable.

>i've been harassed, stalked and been subject to gossiping for over 10 years and my whole family has been a major contribution to this whole fucking bullshit
i don't give a motherfuck whether you choose to believe me or not, this shit has been ruining my life and fucking me over in every possible ways
>i love jazz fusion
>i used to play guitar until i sold my guitar last week that's worth over 1k just so i can go see an osteopath to fix my ankle which he ended up not charging me jackshit
had 3 displaced vertebraes and he fixed it

Sorry shit for brains

Should have said, I believe the three following things:

1. Leftists are cucks
2. Trans = mental disorder
3. There are ONLY 2 genders

Science proves 2 and 3 to be factual
Leftists prove 1 to be accurate

Fuck off

You didn't say it. Just like you didn't say it to her before you were married. OR you didn't even know before you were married because you were not infected with the ideology yet.

Anyways I hope you didn't have kids.

what the shit are you even talking about. i have a huge plate in my ankle and 12 screws

alright, become a cam girl go on chaturbate and apply
post semi nude pics of you on some site and talk to some perverts then sell em nudes pics, panties, etc
plenty of lonely dudes with money out there.
if you can sing or play an instrument you can do that on some plaza or mall and make a few quick bucks

post pics of the cats you fag

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manlet
idgaf

>I once fought a bear and lost an eye
that's fucking metal, do you have an eyepatch?

>18
>cant sleep
>i towel whipped a spider and it exploded

you fuck off with shoehorning that fedora-stuffed dead horse beating hum drum shit into every goddamn thread you can find, and in case you haven't heard WE PRESIDENT NOW