What is the G A Y E S T thing you've ever done?!

what is the G A Y E S T thing you've ever done?!

Took it up the ass a few times in college. Weird way to figure out you're not actually into dudes

friend touched my dick
got sucked/jerked
jerked off onto a face

thats about it

Exist.

post on this site

Used an improvised dildo while looking at gay porn and liked it.

Gave and received bj with cousin, tried anal taking and penetrating but failed

Sat in a tent made from blankets naked with another dude. Talking about our dicks. But we were also like... 10. Pre puberty so I don't know if it counts. Never touched another man's dick. Ever. Nor has a man ever touched mine. I'm pretty damn straight.

was a slave for a guy on kik for awhile, and i still had my gf

Army buddy/coworker told me he was bi on a lunch break while i was driving, he reached for my pants to unbutton them and i didnt stop him. pulled over somewhere secluded and he sucked me off. total bro

Realized I was bisexual when I fapped to Aladdin when I was younger. I fapped to the pauper and the princess.

source? moar!

Squeezed my boyfriend's cock for 45 minutes with my arsehole after he came

I had a crush on Taylor Hanson. But in my defense I honestly thought he was a girl

sucking several trannies dicks, also got fucked two times by a tranny

Fuck, that's hot. I love raunchy dudes in uniform

Fucked my step bros then virgin ass

realized i was bi

came out as bi

I met up with a guy from craigslist to suck him...he came after 1 minute or so. It was not even in my mouth at at the time...pathetic

That sounds hot, could you tell the story of how that happened?

We started by just jerking each other off, the sucking each other off. One day I was showering and he just joined, so we start making out and jerking each other, I then pressed him to the wall soaped up my dick and fucked his tight 16 year old ass

suck my own dick
more than once
actually pretty often

Ever been fucked while you self suck?

got a dude with a bad dragon dildo to fuck face me

How

What kind of bad dragon was it?

This thread is pretty gay

medium griffon

went all the way into my throat

I can't wait to buy a grizzly bear dildo

oh i play with my own ass too while doing it yea. feels bretty good
ive gotten close to a full on prolapse before god damn that was crazy
i just need to find some chick down for pegging...

being flexible
way i found was just flipping up on my back using my bedposts as like a brace
also helps having a big dick

Kissed another man. Slipped him tongue.

I'd love to pound that ass and watching swallow your own load

no shit sherlock

I'm bisexual though

appreciate the sentiment bro but i aint gay like that. dont find men attractive at all like that. idk im fine doin shit to myself tho
actually i like dicks themselves but im not into guys at all
so a convincing trap would be fine by me. id suck it and let her fuck me for sure
usually cause im either shit faced or extremely fucking horny for some reason
oh yeah i have swallowed my own cum before a few times

OP here, and I think making this thread was the gayest thing I did. I've got a boyfriend who isn't aware of what I'm doing but I just have to admit that being the OP of this thread is just, ugh... Let's just say call me, a faggot.

Damn, understandable, and still hot

>her

Sucked off twink I met on the internet

I fucked myself in the ass with my sister's minion bubble blower (not pic related, it was tubular).
Also used a hairbrush and a razor handle once.

i love playing with my ass but the shitty part is just honestly too much effort to prep it
having to give self enemas basically so its not all disgusting
or else id honestly do it like everyday
ive fisted myself before and if i ever do it again ill probably try to get full on prolapse. it feels so damn good but it just fucking burns the shit out of my ass for like 2 days lol
also i almost really damaged myself bad by sticking stuff up there once at weird angles so that was bad

so normally i just wait till i take a huge one, clean up real good in the shower and thats hopefully good enough

same with the dick. it fucking kills my neck and back so its not worth it to do so much. maybe theres an easier way idk

>being this far in the bisexual closet

Wut? Aladin? Fucking faggot

kik?

ive jerked off sniffing other guys worn underwear.

he fapped to Jezebel as well

I'd fuck both of them myself

Gayest thing I ever done was what made me Gay

Catfish (GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL) is the best way to put it.

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yes
well if actual females could legit be born with dicks as well that be my favorite shit
actually no, if females had both. cause still love that pussy, yeah

i dont find men attractive. what so ever. i would never even kiss another dude or even hold hands.
dicks are good though. but only good looking ones. so like thats why most traps wouldnt even be worth it cause they got small not good dicks

Sucked a dick. Fucking loved every moment of it. Balls smell amazing.

>what so ever.
You lost all license to put it in these terms when you stated you like dick. End of story. That dick, good sir, IS the "so ever", not to mention the thing that makes the man a man. You are bisexual.

nope. if a chick was born with a dick i wouldn't be disgusted by it
ive never had feelings or even a single thought for any dude in my entire life and i never will
guess this falls under the whole thing of gender doesnt fucking mean parts bro

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>if a chick was born with a dick
then she wouldn't be a chick
dicks make you a dude

>never will
never say never

so if a guy has to surgical remove his dick he's no longer a man then right?
and that's where you're not grasping the basic concept
but our society is still along that black and white so i really dont care lol
if a chick wants to peg me awesome. if not then i do it myself. that's what it is

i can because dudes dont have big tits or fat asses or cute faces and eyes or sexy hair. so i wouldnt ever be attracted to any

**this**

one friend was sitting on me with his ass on my dick, whe had clothes on so. i think we didnt know what were doing, we were about 13 or 14 years old, i think thats normal.
im straight btw.

then you haven't seen enough dudes

there is a dude for every one of those things except big tits (and then there are those but you probably don't want them)

im 30 been in 3 different countries and 7 different states. ive seen plenty
is that picture supposed to be doing anything? cause its not

i sucked a cock

you wouldn't say no

I actually love dick more then the guy themselves, Ye I'd still do the occasional kissing because for me it would feel out of place if we didn't.

I also wouldn't go with a trap because I'm too submissive for that one.

I also had to explain my sexuality to my mother years back, Had to say I was Bi, how can you say "I just love dick" without it being weird.

you are bi

Had anal sex with a guy, multiple times. Took it up the ass and fucked him. Had a shower later where we made out and he came in my mouth. It was fucking amazing

Auto anal...

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It made me proud, so quickly an Aladdin gif appeared in this thread.

don't lie, you fapped to it

When I was like 5, I and my then best friend would play together at his place, and for some reason we'd stroke each other's penises. It really had nothing to do about attraction, we just realized that it felt kinda good.

Probably why I'm a closeted bi these days. I'd fuck a cute trap but I wouldn't want anyone to find out. Still zero attraction towards masculine men though, so far at least.

to be honest it is pretty hot...

Married a man

Some experimentation is pretty much the only way to know imo

> be me 20
> party at friends
> have gf but she left hours ago because starting work at 5am
> all good, she can trust me
> go to basement to get more alcohol
> random dude comes with me
> I've just met him tonight but getting along well with
> don't want to admit to myself there's a cosy feeling btwn us
> never experienced that before, am confused but I like it
> reach for same carton of beer
> hes behind me, his hand on mine
> neither of us move
> can hear my heart beating in my head
> he leans in close and breathes on my neck and into my ear
> my knees just about buckle
> I don't move, let him continue
> he kisses and nibbles on my neck
> biting firmly into my skin while his nails run all around the back of my neck
> can feel things brewing in my pants
> want to turn around and feel what its like to hold another guy, but dont because im afraid we will kiss
> instead i push back into him
> he's got his arms wrapped around me now
> aftershave he is wearing smells so musky
> really heavily breathing, he tells me my body feels hot
> reach behind me and put my hand on the small of his back, pull him into me
> I don't wanna move, just want to stand here and enjoy the moment
> door opens and hear footsteps on the landing
> we get as far away from each other without being obvious
> someone I don't know runs down the stairs, 'guys you were taking to long, come on let's get this upstairs.'
> spend rest of the night trying to avoid him
> he keeps catching me looking at him
> I'm embarrassed and hoping others dont pick up on this

> reach for same carton of beer
that's some top romantic shit

this made me hard..
what am I going to do about it?

you dumb motherfucker you should have got your dick sucked

Lol can't tell if sarcasm or serious. I'm all confused inside!

honestly unironic

Thats what I tell everyone but I'm not even attracted to women in anyway haha

Haha made me feel weird too.

There was a bit more that went on a little later when most people had gone. Will greentext it shortly, didn't expect the (yous) didnt realise some people might be into it.

AND NOTHING HAPPENED?

that shit is gonna eat you alive, just call him and finish what you started.

can't wait :>

Encouraged cross dressing...and we all went out in public.

I didn't, but those that were full trap were pulling it off

I did also wrestle...

>be summer
>renting a townhouse in northern florida
>two boys live next door: 5-ish and 8-ish
>they have a little inflatable pool in their back yard
>guess they couldn't afford swim trunks, or just too lazy to use them
>regularly, they played in the pool completely nude
>regularly, i would watch from my window and fap

>watch from my window and fap
>florida

why am i not surprised?

Part 2
> now 2am
> not many people left
> its all quiet now, just random small groups
> I'm leaning on rock wall in backyard with a friend
> lights off just standing in the dark chilling
> this new guy walks out joins us
> I'm trying to act as cool as possible
> nearly spill my spaghetti
> I clam up and let those two talk
> my friend runs off to take a leak leaves me and this new guy alone
> I'm glad we've got some time together but scared because this is out of my comfort zone
> he says he asked someone about me and didn't realise I had a gf
> he wants to apologise if he took it too far and didn't want to make me feel uncomfortable
> I literally say nothing because I just dont know what to say
> look at him
> we are both real quiet, and its getting tense just looking at each other
> he slowly reaches out, like he's not sure he should be doing this
> his hand goes up to my face and he gently rubs my cheek
> we just fucking go for it
> grab hold of each other and start kissing
> I switch my brain off i dont even think about what I'm doing
> he smells amazing, his body feels firm
> pull him in real close and push my crotch against his
> and I can't believe I'm kissing a guy, really passionately too
> tongues going hard at it
> as i push my body against him can feel firmness in his pants
> he moans, but it doesnt sounds gay at all, just sounds real hot, and kinda cool knowing I'm turning him on
> I pull back and stop kissing
> put both my hands on either side of his face
> tell him I shouldn't be doing this, I can't do it, not fair on my gf
> while I'm saying this I'm lightly kissing his lips
> I'm saying one thing but body is doing complete opposite
> he kisses back and we both laugh
> just go all out again sticking our tongues down each others throats
> close my eyes and get lost in what's happening
> I'm really surprised how much I'm enjoying this, i know I'm drunk but its nothing like I would have ever imagined

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" >Nearly spill my spaghetti"
You tryna meme me, is that it.

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> we're both turned on
> rubbing our dicks against each other
> I'm not gonna do anything more than kiss though
> not gonna be unfaithful and don't wanna do anything proper gay
> his hands go to my crotch and he pushes against it
> slips a hand down into my jeans
> his fingers go underneath the elastic on my briefs
> he reaches down and he's touching my dick
> we've stopped kissing, I've just gotta concentrate on what he's doing
> its a real warm evening and I'm so sweaty its like a swamp down there, I'm a bit embarrassed but he doesn't seem to mind
> we get back to kissing, he wraps his fingers around my dick and faps me as best he can within my jeans
> I'm helping myself by grinding into him
> he says we should move further into the yard where its darker and more private
> the way he says it makes it sound like this are going get serious
> he leads the way, as we walk down the slope I decide fuck it, undo the button and zip and get my junk out
> pretty damn awesome to feel the breeze on it
> excited to be following this guy with my dick out too
> he stops turns around
> puts a hand on my dick, kisses me real soft
> says 'you ever done anything like this before?'
> I say no
> pushes me against a tree and says something corny like 'you don't need tondo anything, just relax and enjoy'
> he gets on his knees
> I feel little kisses on my dick
> feels amazing
> then just this soft wetness go all the way around the head and down my shaft
> fuck man, he's sucking on me
> he works up an amazing rhythm, I'm pushing my ass and he's just going with it
> even though I'm way drunk I know exactly what's happening and I'm fully enjoying this, I'm really in the moment
> he picks up speed
> incredible looking down watching this guy blow me

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This. Is the last one. Sorry should've pre typed... Didn't expect to lay a greentext

> feel tenderness in balls
> gonna cum soon
> knees buckle I put my hands on the back of his head
> he stays on track, slurping away
> no hiding I'm gonna blow
> hes still sucking
> the feeling is too intense, maybe because I'm cheating, or so tired, or coz this is real seedy. dunno what it is but fuck this is hot
> let out a aaargh and my balls release
> start cumming
> shoot into his mouth
> he stays on me
> Im still firing, he taking it
> my back arches and legs twitch as I finish blowing
> collapse in a heap, exhausted, sit down on the ground
> he's sits next to me
> I've gone cold because its hit me what I've done
> we hold each other and say nothing
> he asks if I mind if he faps himself
> I'm cool
> he takes his dick out tugs away
> put my arm round him and hold him tight and kiss his neck thinking it might help
> his breathing picks up, he's tugging faster
> won't be long
> fascinating to look down and see his dick
> he starts making noises and I do something I never thought I'd ever do... lean down and wrap my lips around him
> get his cock in my mouth and start to suck
> he's fapping still as I bob my head up and down a bit
> doesnt taste anything weird, just like skin, theres no taste at all apart from sweat
> too drunk to really consider what I'm doing, but idgaf anymore
> he's getting tense
> decide Im gonna keep my lips wrapped around him, Im tasting cock for the first time, might as well taste cum
> prepare myself
> know its going to be intense probably gross just gotta do it
> lets out an uughh
> I'm ready
> he fucking explodes
> hes cumming. Shit he's cumming in my mouth
> Fuck
> And its still cumming. Im swallowing hard, trying to get it down before he fires the next load
> cant take it though, theres too much of it, I dont know what Im doing
> get my mouth off him, wipe cum off my chin
> walk back to party
> think to myself wtf just happened there

> put my arm round him and hold him tight and kiss his neck thinking it might help
That's goddamn cute, user.

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Good job!

gay

Haha. Ty man. Made me lol, not sure why.

Yeah that night didn't go as I planned or expected. Never done anything gay since, never saw this guy again either.

Yep. Totz gay, can't argue. But that's why I like Sup Forums, only people I can ever share this with you guys.

Needs a bump for more sweet cute stories

When I was in fifth grade I sucked my friend's dick.