>Wake up
>See this
What do?
>Wake up
>See this
What do?
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Cute!
Do the laundry
Sho bob and vagene plz :DDD
Send her the bill for my laundry basket, fucking freeloader breaking my shit.
As in, repeatedly thrust my penis into the laundry riiiiight?
Clean room
Put it back in the dryer to take the wrinkles out.
Best
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ITS A TRAP
put in oven
wake her up and demand that she pays for the basket that she broke
Make her pay with sex
If I don't see penora by the time it goes it.
Well now who's fault it is that?
I remember when that shit happened.
youtube.com
but how am I supposed to pay the bills?
Should I fuck my landlord (which is a corporation btw)
Hang it out back to dry
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Still facing the same direction. Idiot.
Make her eat the eggs.
All of them
BAITED
Only if they are served in a bowl
go to sleep newbie
give it to the dogs
holy fuck, what a new fag
>it's a really popular dance move
>newbie
Nuh uhn. I've been here since the beginning of Trump campaign
I want to kill you right now. Fucking lurk before you post you fucking cockgobblin.
Wake her up and give her a hug. Take her on a date then we fug.
Pick it up and toss it outside
>[autistic screeching intensifies]
Throw it away and buy a new laundry basket
Call the police. Who the fuck let a naked chick into my apartment?
call customer service, I ordered an Asian one.
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Pull her out of the basket & lay her on a bed & fuck her till I cum in her leaving her a little surprise
>Officer this naked lady almost stole my virginity
put her in the washing machine and then peg her to the line
holy shit. Everything about you is wrong. Don't post until you've lurked for at least a year.
>you
kek
To what are the pegs pegged to?
her ass, unfortunately i didnt think it through.
>>(You) can't even do that right
Hey it's still great. Just I read he literally pegged her to the line, and that's what I was expecting.
Something something eat all these eggs
Wonder how drunk I was yesterday that I am wearing non-matching socks.
He's only wearing one sock you racist bastard
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Being this old brought a tear to my eye bless you user
Fucking hell what a newfag
Desu desu, roody poo.
Listen here, candy ass
Literal newfags
Literally been here since 2006. qq nerd
Lel Sup Forums wasn't even made by gook moot then
Turn myself in
>revisionist history
Here's your (You)
Blah blah blah let me pontificate blah blah. Get lost newfag
Buy new basket.
Fuck you, buddy.
We're all very impressed by your edge. You've finally made friends! :)
piss on it. go back to sleep
>You've finally made friends! :)
Imply I want to be friends with newfag. Get lost dicklet
I'd check if my local police uses the Duluth model before doing that.
If you call the cops on a naked chick and she makes smallest peep about any impropriety on your part and a Duluth model town will have you sitting in jail in no time.
wonder wtf i was doing sleeping standing up
Do you often happen to find yourself in situations where you need this knowledge?
Sleep walking.
Nah, but I have a habit of thinking about everything that can go wrong in a given situation.
Some people call it anxiety, I call it good planning.
I think you meant to say walk sleeping
Why would say that though?
Sleep walking is the name we've given the situation of someone walking around while sleeping.
Walk sleeping might convey the same notion, but it isn't the colloquial name we've given it.
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Throw the rest of my whites in there and do the laundry.
I'd shit on her feet.
Do the laundry, if you know what I mean
Coprophilia foot fetish