Last night, my girlfriend just told me that my penis is "fine". Not great, not good, but "fine". As in, "adequate"...

Last night, my girlfriend just told me that my penis is "fine". Not great, not good, but "fine". As in, "adequate". "mediocre".

When I got offended, she laughed. She called me "sweetie" and patted my leg and told me not to get mad and got really patronizing, which only made me mad. I sorta gave her the cold shoulder.

Then she got angry. She said, "Ok, you want to know the truth? I wish it was bigger, Ok? There, are you happy now?"

I just sat down on the couch in silence. She called me an idiot and then left the apartment.
She never came home last night.

But here's the thing, my penis is exactly average. It's exactly 5.75 inches when bone pressed measured from the top.
This isn't the first girl to say this to me either. There was this one girl in high school who told a bunch of people that I had a small dick and it ruined me.

Do girls consider average penises to be too small?

A penis under six inches is too small

Your gf is a bitch. This is why I get with sjws. Their ideology prevents then from body shaming like that. Otherwise they end up looking like naive hypocrites. I'm in the same boat size wise and got cucked by every grill I dated my entire life until I started getting with feminist anti establishment chicks

Tell her her tits are small. Get mad when she's offended and walk out.

Women don't have ideologies.

Whenever a women makes a declarative statement, a man should always add the words "right now", to the end of it. What they want and who they are is always based upon emotion, and since emotion isn't static, it isn't possible for a woman to be governed by something as permanent as an ideology.

Women are feminist because they have been taught that being feminist is the path to social acceptance, and social acceptance feels good.
Women speak out against racism because they have been taught that advocating for minorities is the path to social acceptance and social acceptance feels good.

Stop trying to over-complicating women. They're all bitches when it suits them.

Dump her, for real it'll help u out cause there will 100% be a day that she will cheat on you if she hasn't already. Remember these words

she left and found a bigger penis.

She stayed out all night just to fuck with you. For that reason alone, I would dump her just for implying that she fucked someone else. Especially in this context.

Bitch does says some shit like this to me and it's over. Period.
We couldn't even be friends after some shit like that.

I would be packing my shit right now and looking for a new place to stay. If she tried to contact me a few days from now, she would get a cold shoulder and a total social shunning. I would treat her as if she were dead.

I would have a new girl in my life by next Friday.

>Whenever a women makes a declarative statement, a man should always add the words "right now", to the end of it.

What the hell is wrong with women like her? Between 5-6" is my favourite size, my husband's is about that, mine is a smidge past 7" and he says he wishes it was half an inch smaller! Can't win either way my friend :/

I would'nt know what that feels like.
But she probably has like an outtie or an otherwise less than satisfying pussy.

So if you want to get back to her, bring that up.

This could be says in general for literally everyone on the planet. People are generally unthinking selfish over emotional twats. Making it gendered just shows you're being guided by emotion and hate. That's fine but it makes your point pretty fucking moot.

>mine is a smidge past 7"

Every time.
Only 6 percent of men have a penis larger than 7" and apparently every single one of them lurk Sup Forums.

Post dick pics, also, circumference > length when it comes to average penises.

Dump her and that's it, it wasn't a stupid thing she was deliberating shaming you putting her in a leading position

Tits or get the fuck out.

This guy gets it. Never let people treat you like shit. You could lay down to be walked on and they'll still complain that you're not flat enough.

Pretty sure she dumped him. Op just hasn't figured it out yet.

>caring what girls think about your dick
>not just using them to get yourself off
the first step is to admit they re not real people and their opinions don t actually matter

You don't belong here. Go be normal somewhere else.

My bfs peen is just under that and I love it

Yeah probably... Too bad she did in the worst possible way with him in bed, leaving her in the leading position... OP you can have the tiniest dick in town and
that wouldn't matter, by turning around you gave her the key for saying you're not a man

This.


Fuck her, and fuck you for letting her get to you like that. So that's all that matters to her? Fine, go find a horse to fuck. Or worse, a nigger.

Bitch tries to pull anything close to that with me, she's single before she even finishes her sentence.

What bed? When did Op turn around?

What the fuck are you even talking about?

7 inch by 5.25 inch Black, Jew, German, Latino here.

Anything under 6.5" is small. Feels good man.

I imagined this conversation happening in bed, don't know why

Even if it below 6 inches, your dick is still bigger than your personality. If you lose that bitch, it will not be about the size of your dick. God, you're a pathetic beta faggot.

You can't do anything about it.

Become a trap then, nobody cares about your small dick, sage.

That chart was made by faggots for faggots. Stop being a delusional fuccboi.

The bottom ruler in the picture says 7 inches is the perfect size. Bad shop cuck.

Can you please kill yourself? It's obviously a girth you retard.

You forgot to change the colour bar at the bottom.

>A short note on girth.
Now kys.

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>my penis is exactly average
It's not.

I am happy that my gf is Indian (not the Native American kind)

She'd still love to be with a real man who has normal sized penis.

well she is also really tiny

Should of said something like
>Yeah, I also wish your ego was smaller and your tits were bigger, but we all can't have what we want can we?

so you started a fight over your own insecurities? wtg

Although mine is actually 6.8-7.2 depending on my habits that month, like diet, smoking, etc. feels good to be in the top 6 percentile I guess

You are actually a bit above US average. Im 6 inches (below avg in my country) and most girls i've fucked had multiple orgasms with me. Im afraid your gf is a whore chasing after 24cm porn dicks.

Op if your case is real, the only thing to do is leave her, if she is not happy with your stuff, so she never loved you, tell her the relationship ends and wish her luck with her bitch life