You wake up and everyone has vanished

You wake up and everyone has vanished.

wat do?

Search belongings of everyone I know, find nudes, fap until the end.

loot like a nigger

Does everyone include Me?

Report to my cubicle at the required time, continue working on my spreadsheets, break for 1 hour lunch, then back to spreadsheets and reports until 5. Repeat until the day I die.

Eat a ton of Little Debbie snack cakes then shoot myself.

of course, op was talking to me. so all of you are gone.

Have a wank in the middle of the street

Search for drugs.

Fap in public, steal a bunch of tvs and consoles, play games and eat a shit ton of doritos and drink a shit ton of soda. Repeat all of this for about a week, then realize the loneliness is too much to bear and overdose on prescription pills.

The End

Become even more of an alcoholic but at least with only the good stuff. Also pharmacy for pills. Maybe police dept for seized drugs in evidence.
Fun times.

shit int the street

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Wonder who the fuck are making all these threads on Sup Forums Sup Forums.

Mastrurbate

I would search the possessions of the people I crush on.
Probably drink myself to death and gain a shit ton of weight.
Kinda like that tv show.

Walk out onto my porch and say

>In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

what tv show?

Go to sports store and hug all the balls so I can decide which one is most huggable.
Select best ball, draw face on said ball and talk to it as it is now my best friend.
Shoot myself within a year.

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why have they vanished?

Achieve real happiness

Search for any sign of anyone. If there's still power and internet service, check Sup Forums, because if anyone is going to check any website during a fucking apocalypse, it's Sup Forums or Facebook.

If I'm actually alone, start wandering. Find a place to live out my days. A little farm somewhere temperate. Set up a generator, then find a fuel truck and park it out back. Make a trip to Colorado and find a pot farm, take some seeds (and plenty of A-grade product). Start farming that, potatoes, peppers, various fruits and berries. Brew my own mead. Rescue a bunch of dogs - six or so. Train them and make sure they're happy and fed. Hunt. Fish. Read everything I never had time to read. Watch every show, play every game. Can veggies for the winter. Set up a radio transmitter, something so that someone can find me if there is, indeed, anyone TO find me. Check the radio, shortwave and longwave, every few days.

See how long I can last.

Shitpost on Sup Forums, argue with myself.

maybe go to the morgue and see if there are any hot lookin corpses to fuck

Steal fast cars and airplanes

go to the porno store and make it my new home.

wait until Majin Buu blows up the world

I'd just loot and break shit for fun.

>go to library
>try not to break glasses

this

nuke israel

Walk into area 51 and ask the aliens wtf they did with everyone

Round up survival supplies and gear and survive

Order a really expensive sex doll from Japan.