What will the new Star Trek crew look like Sup Forums?

What will the new Star Trek crew look like Sup Forums?

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mostly human... probably some aliens

Is Worf basically a walking affirmative action joke?

Black. Female. Transalien.

Because having green women being fucked wasn't diverse enough.

...

i hope we have trans-humans, people who are melding flesh and technology. I hope this is a major point of ethical exploration in the show.

Borg.

The first tranny I see I'm out.

It shouldn't be that bad.

Probably a mostly white crew with one hella based black guy e.g. Worf, Geordie, Sisko

The only tv show Fuller has done that i've seen was Hannibal and it wasn't PC at all it only had one based black character played by Lawrence Fishburne

I'm hoping it will be pretty good. Star Trek has always managed to portray diversity without being in your face about it and SJWs can't start a ruckus about how Star Trek isn't PC enough because star trek has always been PC. The first interracial kiss ever on television was Kirk and Uhura

Are you implying it would be more diverse than Sisko's crew?

they were the first to have captain kirk share a romance with a black chick in the old series right?
I'd be ready to bet they will boldly go towards degenerate shit this time

like pic related but maybe they'll even throw in some trans-fat disabled stronk something. or just more dindus and space jews like that clusterfuck DS9

Nigga, you just described the Borg. Who are about as exciting to watch as the trans-humans we already have on Earth.

the borg angle has already been played out a thousand times in Voyager. They can't do that again.

Worf is a plastic Klingon. Nigga was raised in Minsk by humans but always acts like his prune juice drinking ass is Klingon as fuck.

He is Klingon at heart, you would know that if you ever heard him sing:
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If there is a single cis white male in a leading role I am going to be so fucking triggered

Dax was technically trans

I miss the glory days where the yankees would have a Ruskie on board to portray unity.

Now it's going to be a Muslim.

Odo was andro/genderfluid (literally) I guess

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>What will the new Star Trek crew look like Sup Forums?

Star Trek VI: Ship of Fools
It's going to be a collection of all the greatest star trek characters,

Grand Nagus Zek
Neelix
Perverted Kira from the alternate Universe.
Trelane
Wesley Crusher
Harcourt Fenton Mudd
Guinan
Lwaxana Troi
Christopher Pike (post accident)

I'll be surprised if any of them are white males.

Maybe gonna get one but no more

Had a sensible chuckle.

Cant get more multi culti than the 60s series. My guess is they add a tranny

Star Trek has always had a SJW philosophy.

Humans vs aliens is palatable I suppose but even that get diluted.

It's the only historically decent space TV series like this though so we gotta take what we can get.

It was already diverse as fuck. The only way they could make it more diverse is to have the only 'White' character be Jewish like the rest of American TV.

I am terrified they are going to make it fucking retarded.

Muslim cross dressing captain etc..

INTERSPECIES BREEDING SHIP

Star Trek has always been inclusive and shit, it literally had the first interracial kiss on US tv.
The federation is literally post-scarcity communist.
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>Under the New World Economy, material needs and money no longer existed and humanity had grown out of its infancy. People were no longer obsessed with the accumulation of things, effectively eliminating hunger and the want for possessions. The challenge and driving force then were to self-improvement, self-enrichment and the betterment of all humanity.

Star Trek has never featured human religion has it? Seems unlikely.

Star Trek has always been my favorite series, but not for the federation- for the Klingons. Those niggers know how to get down.

>The federation is literally post-scarcity communist.


No fuck you, it has NOTHING to with communism or socialism.

Stop trying to shove your 20th century bullshit into the future.

In 2016... it seems very likely.

I know it's not 20th century "communism" but it is a non-capitalistic system without real money or wealth.

That already happen in DS9.

So commies go past scarcity, and past materialism and so on and THEN can focus on "self-improvement, self-enrichment and the betterment of all humanity."

At the same time, NatSoc tries to do "self-improvement, self-enrichment and the betterment of all humanity." first and the rest will come along.

Yeah, it´s not like communism is older than star trek, the jews are in power of hollywood before star trek and they only just recently started to push an agenda ... RIGHT?

Watched everything of star trek btw. Star Wars can fuck off

They referenced Jesus in Bread and Circuses

can it be the religion of peace.

But he chose to be male

so sad what topgear turned into. all because clarkson was to good for the cucks to tolerate.

now its known as Top Queer.
fuck what a shame the way things have gone....

...and morbidly obese
Something like Jaba

It's gonna bomb hard user, no one will watch it or will watch like 1 episode to see the trainwreck then stop. It's gonna be cancelled 2 seasons in I think.

>very diverse Human crew, all ethnic mix
>still human dominated crew in spite of being from multispecies Federation where everyone is equal, non humans are just tokens, barely present at all
>show act and is threaten as champion of diversity, equality and anti racism

>post-scarcity communist
that's why it's fiction.

Oh, there was money. Ever hear of Latinum?

do you honestly believe every intelligent alien species in the universe is exactly like human? with male and female sex? no swapping or changing?

not even every creature on earth follows that so what makes you think the universe would?

of course, this is coming from guys that would fap to a white male banging a hot alien chick, but pretend that fucking a non-white human female is somehow gross.

I expect black lesbian captain. It's really the only demographic left to exploit.

>Star Trek has never featured human religion has it?


>“A-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our grandfathers, and from the bones of our people, but perhaps there is one powerful being who will embrace this good crew and give them the answer they seek.”

Yeah, the federation also operates like the pre-constitution USA, it's an incredibly loose federation.
>The planetary governments agree to exist semi-autonomously under a single central authority based on the Utopian principles of universal liberty, rights, and equality, and to share their knowledge and resources in peaceful cooperation and space exploration; each member world retains its own political and social structure, with the Federation itself serving as a 'United Nations'-type advisory body.

Oh yeah, all the native stuff with him got really overblown

Probably because he hated his job, and did everything in his power to make the character as cringeworthy as possible.

As I recall, he spent the last few seasons trying to get killed off/fired, and they just wouldn't let him go.

Yeah, except this "UN" type has a pretty outstanding military

>religion
>in star Trek

O i am laffin

Also Star Trek could be way more SJWy

>not editing the UNE to the Imperium of Man, ruled by divine mandate with xenophobic collectivist tendencies.

It's like you dont even want to make space great again famalam.

An Arab, two niggers, an Asian and a white(kike).

It's about time they brought star trek back to tv. I can't wait. I am totally psyched

tranny
negro
negress
chinaman
muslim
beta white male

Just play Commonwealth of Man. I found Earth as a nuked tomb world as them and colonised it with robots.

Play as the United Systems of America, make it a military dictatorship and name all generals after Trump. Elections are for generals and admirals only. Resulting in an absolute military monarchy in the name of Trump.

My first run through was with the commonwealth, but I wanted to recreate the 40k imperium.

I wish there were benefits to being a xenophobe other than being right though.

>White Male

To get proper diversity you have to exclude white men, it will be a female.

And a nice one too.

PC/10 but where's a person in wheelchair?

>Its a "Sup Forums tries to have a /stg/ thread even though Sup Forums does it better" episode

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I was the stig for Halloween once everyone thought I was a power ranger.

Ferengi were based.

xenophobes can purge/enslave xenos.

It's actually harder to win as a xenophile since the only vicotry conditions are conquest/domination.

By the time you get anywhere close to winning as a Xenophile your empire turns into sweden with alien terrorists murdering everyone and Xenos Seperatists being elected every election.

Xenophobes can just purge/enslave the xenos and continue expanding smoothly

Its post scarcity capitalist. There is still private property, you can start and run a business.

Shut your whore mouth, he was the best captain.

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worf represented the alpha male hunter instinct

he cucked riker harder than any star trek character has been cucked thus far

he was doing BBC cuck brainwashing to the white masses way back in the 90s.

worf was a god among men- a superior black man, now when my cute little blonde gf gets horny all i have to do is call tyrone and he comes over and solves the problem for me

worf got to fire the lazers. riker got to suck off picard in the 'ready' room

Ferengi don't allow their women to leave the homeworld or even own property or wear clothing.

Maybe because Commander Riker was 2nd in command, someone you don't just send off in away missions to die you dumb fuck.

I noticed as a xenophile I ended up with alot of riots and shit, and promptly said fuck this, as I could not figure out how to stop said riots without letting them vote and hold office.

My problem as a xenophobe though was I could never get star charts, never get trade/research deals. Nobody wanted to work with me: Generally I would have been fine with this, but the goal was to band together with other isolationists xenophobes and just fucking shit on all the communists.

Space niggers, spics, and muzzies

Most Likely: Female main character
Less Likely: Black main character
Moderately Likely: Black female main
Guaranteed: Mexican Crew member
Guaranteed: Asian crew member
Guaranteed: Gay white male crew member
Guaranteed: White Female Character in relationship with non white
Guaranteed: Anti-Christian episode

his character needed more love affair and power struggle with janeway- that would have been hot

back and forth for a few seasons- marquis loyalists versus federation loyalists with a hot bondage scene between the top officers every other episode as their roles morphed and the power shifted between them from situation to situation.

instead we got stronk powerful woman and overly religious indian cuck

the show took a huge uptick in quality when it started focusing on janeway/doctor/7of9

superscientist janeway was way cooler than mom janeway

7of9 was token sex goddess

and doctor was subtle misogynist

good shit

A lot of conservative leaning people like Star Trek. I think its the whole Navy in space thing. Plus the prime directive really puts a nice dent in cultural marxism. Too bad every actor on the show was a grade A cuck.

>B'Elanna Torres dominatrix scene
If I weren't gay this would be hot I think

Star trek has always had tokens. Will they have a gay this time? Or go full on acronyms?

>implying there's only one Star Trek series

Toss yourself out of the nearest airlock.

All Trill are technically trans, They just inhabit the current body.

Gene Roddenberry wanted to put a gay in the original series but knew there was no way the networks would ever allow it.

I thought the Bajorans were the jews?

Nigger what the fuck was firefly if not good space tv?

They are also post Eugenics war, where everyone alive is a designer baby. IE a real Egalitarian society.

Forgetting the silicone alien from TOS. Kill yourself.

That's why there are no gays

>no gays

Tom Paris yes. Kim was just the biggest beta after the quadrant

The Bajorans were created because the Ferengi were being perceived correctly as a Jewish stereotype.

You mean the Borg?

>he skipped all the Bajoran episodes in DS9
I don't blame you desu

is that the show where da white wimminz gets passed around among aliens, asians, blacks and beaners.
i bet there will be tranny-aliens, gender-neutral toilets and obese angry cunts.

They fucked, right?

>F

Should I be paying my respects?

7 of 9 was based

>implying there's only one Star Trek series