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God wills it edition.

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Football yank here. Should I trip?

not racist just don't like looking at coloureds simple as

ah yes
the groundskeeper

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anime

wearing a skirt

JANITOR AKBAR

your just gonna be another nonce if you do

Heh
Nice try kid

>deus vult!!

>go to make a cup of tea
>no milk

brexit!

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Janny has gone too fucking far this time. I appreciate a joke as much as the next man, but this is just fucking sick.

based janny deleting awful yank threads

I got love from superstars in America before I got love from guys I chilled with at the corner shop and that's what bothers me

Villalad here
'no'

how many urinal cakes do you think the average british man eats in a fiscal year?

go ahead

watching autism talk tv to understand my fellow /brit/ lads better

babestation and babestation accessories I tell ya hwat

Is that a no? Need to avatarfag or something to distinguish my posts from other awful yanks

me too hahaha x

the only yank i like is the lefty one with a hairy belly

liked this

Get very angry and aggressive when i drink whiskey

Irish genes

are them star wars clone wars tv programmes worth watching? Heard they're part of the proper story.

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only good yank is a dead yank

let's see paul allen's dubs

The mandem

Get very angry and aggressive when i drink kopparberg mixed fruits

manly genes

You need a better gimmick. Mine is synthwave and posting better threads than yanks.

talking about footy does the trick, shan't be replying to you if you trip

plymouth

used to get drunk and binge watch the clone wars ones

dont really remember what happened but it was comfy

lets face it, britain were basically the pioneers of the 19th century

That's not me
Liam is mad he got btfo

yaaaas

need a bf

Have just reported this thread for scientific purposes.

not racist just dont like white people

normie

SOMERSET

And people love my footy gimmick btw

tim looking particularly moist today

reckon i've got a good chance with this one lads

at least shave you disgusting fuck

Went for a lunchtime walk today and accidentally came across Sadiq Khan doing an interview. Was going to go in the background and do something funny, but decided to turn around and walk the other way instead. NOT ready for those levels of fame just yet.

do not like being able to identify posters
not one bit

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not a normie desu

have to put my knob away when I watch chavmeister vids
genuinely funny shit

where should I buy clothes lads?

Most people are fine with me

you genuinely are

hate you

Huh It Really Makes You Think, Doesn't It?

>hides face

youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI

>the state of this kraut's life

bit jelly desu, I've decided that when im old im gonna pretend to be senile so i can wear pretty dresses

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IMAX is shit

alri dan

Is Mountain Dew a pre-existing condition?

dad caught me drinking kopparberg: runt fruits and now he's accusing me of being a bender

secretly don't blame him

something happening to my willy it's becoming all hard and stiff

kendrick went to shit after gkmc

fuck off demi-yank

crease
he has to stop eating whole jars of mayonnaise now, poor lad, what a shame. Didn't he only lose like 10lb in 2 years or something?

honestly so shite at the legacy captchas, barely get them half right most of the time but google still waves me through aha good lads they are xx

Go for it and cure her narcissism, lad

Will never understand why so many people defend him

>decides to be a nigger
>wants free money

He's just worried about your health. You need to get off the hard stuff. Maybe thing about downgrading to something weaker like pure distilled ethanol.

Untitled unmastered was pretty good

Right so you know those commie floozies you runts are always on about, and how they're convincing sad lonely men to send them money for nudes and insults?

Business idea: collect their photos, use a copy of their profile to do the same thing here pretending to be them.

take the piss

so underrated

>tfw shed a manly tear watching a dog's purpose

why do doggy films always do this to me?

Christ alive, whey protein shakes are not meant to be drank with 2 scoops into a full pint of full fat milk. That went down as well as I imagine a dirty smeg load would ie. Not very fucking well

*bitmap file of german "man" bending over a table*

>missed call

i use legacy but it's annoying having to type
only rosie does that
aisha (queen of /brit/) and sara don't

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>bestiality

fuck off 'sheed

but they could if they were actually me

>whey protein shakes

shit gimmick 2bh

me bottom left fingering a fanny

Pretty sure it's been done but not by us

makes sense. 3 to eat. one to stick up your arse

>Tottenham

hahahahaha

t. hard cider addict

It's ok, there are people here who understand

>2 scoops
Runt

>be kraut on work assignment in the UK for two years
>be registered at top-rated NHS dental practice in the county
>wake up with debilitating pain in a tooth one day
>call dentist for emergency appointment
>turns out I have to wait three days
>somehow survive by cycling painkillers
>get to my appointment
>they ask me to fill out a medical history form
>tell them I already filled one out for them when I first registered
>they say they know but it was with another practitioner there and they can't find it
>fill it out, give it to the dentist, he has a look, and we get on with it
>pakistani gentleman rummages in my mouth for a few minutes and shoots an X-ray
>says it doesn't look serious "if it's an infection it looks like it subsided"
>tells me to try and chew on the other side of the mouth for two weeks then have a check-up with him
>I remain unconvinced
>tells me he'll write me an antibiotic prescription
>writes it and hands it to me
>have a look and point out it's an antibiotic I'm allergic to, as he must have just seen in my medical history form
>he apologises and writes me a different prescription
>I go to the pharmacy later that day
>pharmacist says my prescription was filled in incorrectly and he can't sell me the antibiotic
>I call the dental practice the next morning
>the dentist who wrote me the prescription is on holiday but I can book a visit with a different one a week from now

Is this the system Brits have deluded themselves into thinking is the "envy of the world" (people on the radio keep using that expression like a mantra)?

Going to a private appointment tomorrow.

Can you recommend a protein powder? I'm trying to gain weight (eating larger meals, nuts, cottage cheese and shit) and will begin lifting when I stop being afraid of going to the gym. But I reckon there is no way I will get 1g protein per lb of bodyweight without some form of protein powder.

true say that my dad lived in tottenham

why not wear them now?

i'm definitely not

thumbnail looked like she was crying after being hit by her black bf

Why do the yanks give so many shekels to Israel? USS Liberty etc. Prove Israel is no ally